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We dont get fireworks, but we get a game thread. 112

So I believe there is a tailgate and Star Trek fireworks. But for us NRAFs and those too busy to make it out, lets talk.

 

 

112 thoughts on “We dont get fireworks, but we get a game thread.

  1. 5Aces May 18,2013 6:12 pm

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  2. 5Aces May 18,2013 6:14 pm

    Turkey enchilads are 10 minutes from being done.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. Jennifer May 18,2013 6:16 pm

    I’m actually at a fireworks show. :-)

  4. 5Aces May 18,2013 6:18 pm

    Nothing like hearing Glenn and Ray be fascinated that the shadows keep advacing every minute. If they didnt know better they would think the world in moving or something…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  5. Future Ed May 18,2013 6:27 pm

    Dammit. SOrry I will attempt to delete mine. I didn’t see this for some reason

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces May 18,2013 6:29 pm || Up

      Suuuure…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces May 18,2013 6:30 pm || Up

      I like youre title better-if this didnt have comments Id kill this.

      Royal with Tejada-check out the big brain on Ed!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  6. 5Aces May 18,2013 6:31 pm

    So at what point does Bob have to discuss moving down the sub .200 SexyFeet?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  7. andeux May 18,2013 6:31 pm

    So I guess we’re just going to get blooped to death.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed May 18,2013 6:35 pm || Up

      last night the lone KC run was scored on a bloop.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Future Ed May 18,2013 6:33 pm

    I think most of us are at the game.

    I went last night, very nice, not that many people. great game

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed May 18,2013 6:34 pm

    ALso I have no idea how to delete, hopefully soaker will pop by and do it for me

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. JamesV May 18,2013 6:39 pm

    Gonna be a long night for the bullpen.

  11. 5Aces May 18,2013 6:39 pm

    So we are looking for Chavez to lead us to victory tonight. Hope I have a good movie on demand…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. JamesV May 18,2013 6:46 pm

    Pretty sure Scott Emerson is known as Emo, not Emu.

  13. bear88 May 18,2013 6:47 pm

    Sit down, Jesse.

  14. Future Ed May 18,2013 6:49 pm

    Lynn Nolan Malone

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. nevermoor May 18,2013 6:51 pm

    Milone: just good enough to survive the Royals for two innings. I’m scared about the third inning.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. Future Ed May 18,2013 6:55 pm

    Vince, Ervin Santana is an established starter, but not in a good way

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. nevermoor May 18,2013 6:56 pm

    Better than I thought.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  18. Future Ed May 18,2013 6:56 pm

    there are probably 15 people at the game saying “better than I think”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. Soaker May 18,2013 7:01 pm

    ptbnl is in the ptbnl seats with his daughter. It looks like those might not be so great for a kid with a railing at eye level.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed May 18,2013 7:02 pm || Up

      I had mine there, relatively the same size. they move around a lot. it was alright

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl May 18,2013 7:07 pm || Up

      It’s fine – as Ed says, lots of movement.

      Seagull poop and Stomper’s sweaty pits have been the biggest issues.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • batgirl May 18,2013 7:58 pm || Up

        I’m laughing so hard about Stomper’s pits.

        • Future Ed May 18,2013 8:00 pm || Up

          needs to roll in some mud before the game

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl May 18,2013 9:06 pm || Up

          The biggest laugh was when a kid across the aisle called out “hey, peanut-breath” to get Stomper’s attention.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • batgirl May 18,2013 9:17 pm || Up

            Did Spock-Stomper put a Vulcan death grip on him?

  20. doctorK May 18,2013 7:14 pm

    BOOBIES

    Also, I really wish our guys would start running into outs.

    • 5Aces May 18,2013 7:17 pm || Up

      Well when youre a speed demon like So….oh.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. ptbnl May 18,2013 7:15 pm

    Sheesh – you run out for cotton candy and an entire A’s half-inning goes by.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux May 18,2013 7:17 pm || Up

      You missed a Sogard doublesingle.

      TINSTAAFK
  22. Future Ed May 18,2013 7:16 pm

    these baserunners are maddening

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. Future Ed May 18,2013 7:17 pm

    infield in? bob?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. andeux May 18,2013 7:22 pm

    Bullwinkle J. Milone pulls another scoreless inning out of his hat.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed May 18,2013 7:23 pm || Up

      I hope he doesn’t musta brought the wrong hat next inning

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  25. doctorK May 18,2013 7:31 pm

    Well, I’m glad to know that come Monday morning, things will get back to normal ZOMG WUTS TEH MATTER WID TIMMEH.

  26. andeux May 18,2013 7:34 pm

    In Milone’s last 6 starts (including this one) the A’s have scored 6 runs total.

    TINSTAAFK
  27. andeux May 18,2013 7:47 pm

    Looks like about time for the pen.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed May 18,2013 7:52 pm || Up

      milone can muddle his way through

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Future Ed May 18,2013 7:51 pm

    So I had a weird seating experience last night. We were in a pretty empty 214. no one in the row in front of us and no one in next to us for over 10 seats. pretty much every group had their little islands.

    In the fifth, a kid, about 15 or 16 with his friend/borther, around the same age and an adult woman over 50 came by. the kids walked in our row directly up to us and stopped. Looking down. I expected them (both wearing alemeda track hoodings) to hop to the empty row ahead of us and walk out the final 4 seats. when they did not, I stood up and moved the boys back. the kids slowly wakled by us, then, u turnd and sat directly in front of us. IN an empty row.

    I figured, maybe it they weren’t really familiar how things work in light crowds. then the kid flagged down the starbucks guy, and paid. then they bought something else. Mind you, this is a section with $10 loaded into the ticket, so you can buy these things with your ticket, and they didn’t look like mech buying people. nor did they really cheer much.

    ANd they were needlessly blocking the three of us. I mean, we moved, so it was not really a big deal, just weird.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • batgirl May 18,2013 8:00 pm || Up

      It’s just your magnetism.

      • Future Ed May 18,2013 8:11 pm || Up

        BTW, we ditched the Mr. Mestpfeles thing. He has done it a bunch and I am told there are videos that I will find.

        the other one, the older one was sent to the principal yesterday and I had a meeting with him and hs teacher (hitting) and they knew we had tickets for the game (theo talks a lot) they suggested that he recieve consequences for hitting three kinders, like not taking him to the game.

        Thanks for the advice, now I have to avoid you guys at the BART station so you don’t think I am a terrible parent.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2013 11:13 pm || Up

          You and Theo should egg their cars.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Jennifer May 18,2013 11:15 pm || Up

            I once covered my BFF’s car with raw biscuits and chocolate syrup.

        • Englishmajor May 19,2013 12:48 am || Up

          And if he keeps hitting, then you take him to a Giants game.

        • the dogfather May 19,2013 7:19 am || Up

          Wait — he went three-for-three and you’re supposed to bench him?? Were they lefties or righties?

          The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  29. Future Ed May 18,2013 7:57 pm

    I had a ball to the backstop run scored in the front row seats. It was fun

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor May 19,2013 4:35 pm || Up

      Best regular season O.Co moment: close play at the plate w/Barton (safe). Second best: coco stealing home (out). Both were in Diamond Level.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  30. Future Ed May 18,2013 7:59 pm

    fake to third move to first please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. andeux May 18,2013 8:05 pm

    Mossome!

    TINSTAAFK
  32. 5Aces May 18,2013 8:05 pm

    Moss is BOSS!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  33. 5Aces May 18,2013 8:06 pm

    And nice to see Milone get a chance for the W after the way he fought through this one.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  34. JamesV May 18,2013 8:07 pm

    If you’d told me Milone would be eligible for the win after those first two innings I’d have called you a liar.

    • Future Ed May 18,2013 8:14 pm || Up

      then punched you in the throat

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. aardvark May 18,2013 8:13 pm

    I haven’t been here much and I havent seen much baseball lately. But I caught yesterday’s game and today I tuned in in time to see that A’s score their first run.

    I expect I’ll be around here more in the near future.

    • Future Ed May 18,2013 8:17 pm || Up

      yay

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2013 11:14 pm || Up

      Was thinking about you today, ptbnl’s gettin ready to brew some beer.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2013 8:14 pm

    Stay with me, babe, and everybody gets fireworks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. aardvark May 18,2013 8:15 pm

    Cook was just nasty there.

    • doctorK May 18,2013 8:18 pm || Up

      The last two guys to whiff in that inning looked especially helpless.

  38. doctorK May 18,2013 8:17 pm

    Just wondering – anybody else noticing a persistent and extremely annoying tendency for CSNCA to have momentary sound blackouts?

    • 5Aces May 18,2013 8:25 pm || Up

      I call that Fosse free Baseball and look forward to it every night.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • dmoas May 18,2013 8:38 pm || Up

      What’s annoying about it/

      • doctorK May 18,2013 8:50 pm || Up

        Sometimes they interrupt someone I actually want to hear (i.e., Not-Glen and Not-Fosse).

  39. bear88 May 18,2013 8:48 pm

    Perez has a good batting average, but he doesn’t look like he walks much at all. Throw strikes, Grant.

  40. bear88 May 18,2013 8:49 pm

    I had a brief flashback to the Detroit playoff game. Phew.

  41. doctorK May 18,2013 8:53 pm

    Two in a row? TWO IN A ROW!

  42. aardvark May 18,2013 8:58 pm

    Grant Balfour is one intimidating motherfucker.

  43. bear88 May 18,2013 9:01 pm

    Don’t bet against Milone in the Coliseum.

  44. Future Ed May 18,2013 9:05 pm

    the best game involving jesse chavez so far

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. andeux May 18,2013 9:07 pm

    Also Couture!

    TINSTAAFK
    • sslinger May 18,2013 9:50 pm || Up

      That was brilliant, loved the setup by Marleau.

  46. AV May 18,2013 9:21 pm

    two legit to quit was the 8th inning hand gesture song.

    i forgot my nonsunglass glasses in wac’s car.

    really wanted more trek. stomper’s ears were nice though.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed May 18,2013 9:40 pm || Up

      I noticed too legit last night too.

      I like it

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2013 11:17 pm || Up

        Yeah, Too Legit is in heavy rotation this year. It’s a pretty horrible song really…I seem to remember it in its time as heralding the imminent suckitude of Hammer…but there wasn’t a Bernie Lean to be heard, and I’m OK with that.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas May 18,2013 11:38 pm || Up

          Wow. I just watched the music video for that. Trip down memory lane there. He and his crew rock A’s leathermen jackets, lots of 80s/90s sports stars cameo including Rickey & Canseco.

        • Englishmajor May 19,2013 12:54 am || Up

          They did play Bernie Lean and Call Me Maybe during the wait for people to get situated on the field for fireworks. Also Gangnam Style, which was notable because Sean Doolittle and a little boy did an excellent job of the sideways part. He and a good many other players, wives, kids, families, etc. were out on the grass in their own little section.

    • Englishmajor May 19,2013 12:50 am || Up

      I kept waiting for the people in Starfleet uniforms and Klingon outfits who were wandering around the field before the game and before the fireworks to do something. But no.

      • AV May 19,2013 12:53 am || Up

        all i saw was the original series clip when they normally play the sports highlight.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Englishmajor May 19,2013 12:20 pm || Up

          Which was pretty funny. (It was Kirk and Spock in the combat scene from “Amok Time”. BTW, we learned last night that wacchampions and TheFamousRalph have never seen any episode of any iteration of Star Trek, or any of the movies. We need to crowdsource an introductory shortlist for the off-season.)

    • AV May 19,2013 12:51 am || Up

      *TOO!

      (it was the fingers.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas May 19,2013 7:21 am || Up

      I find of felt the Vulcan Stomper should have had the pointy end at the end of the floppy ears instead of the top. As it was, it made him look more Devil Stomper than Vulcan Stomper.

      • AV May 19,2013 10:06 am || Up

        i like the one at 0:19.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  47. Future Ed May 19,2013 9:41 am

    Via Cuppingmaster

    see letter 2

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 19,2013 10:06 am || Up

      silly, 2 is a number.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  48. JamesV May 19,2013 10:19 am

    A logic test: If all chaps are assless, and if all British dudes are chaps, all British dudes are assless.

    • Future Ed May 19,2013 10:30 am || Up

      heh

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 19,2013 11:24 am || Up

      that’s why they invented the word arse. (so they could be chaps and still be able to go #2.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  49. Future Ed May 19,2013 10:59 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. AV May 19,2013 11:36 am

    derived from post-game conversation about how wac and ralph have never seen a single star trek…

    pick 4 episodes from any of the series to initiate a trek-virgin. you’re not necessarily trying to convince them to keep watching, but at least to let them have an impression of what the show and characters are about.

    (last night we would have accepted movies, but i wonder if it’s possible to do this just from episodes.)

    i’m not sure what my list is. i can’t even move past my first crossroads. i figure one original series ep has to be in there, but… the trouble with tribbles? or one of the more classic (and therefore showing a better panorama of the series) kirk-gets-laid by green/purple/gold/whathaveyou lady alien?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Ice Cream May 19,2013 12:05 pm || Up

      The City on the Edge of Forever

      This episode had it all–science fiction, drama, suspense, romance, tragedy, and comedy.

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
      • Ice Cream May 19,2013 12:06 pm || Up

        Oh. And time travel!

        Where is the good in "good-bye"?
        • AV May 19,2013 1:00 pm || Up

          i’m gonna have to watch it.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • 5Aces May 19,2013 12:42 pm || Up

        Edith Keeler must die.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Englishmajor May 19,2013 1:54 pm || Up

          Unfortunate accident with a mechanical rice picker.

    • Englishmajor May 19,2013 12:21 pm || Up

      Read the thread EM.

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