- I have to say I’ve never been especially impressed by any of the entries in this series, but the current one is at least … diverting for the baseball-inclined
- I think we all knew this already
- All Teams Are The Same, Chapter LXI (Rich Harden Is Always The Same division)
- Uh … what?
- JKAOTM:
the nitwit Chuck Grassley
- Jon Kyl was spanked as a child
- Progress
- Maybe Scott McClellan will chew on this guy’s leg in the after life
- More euphemisms:
(From the same source: “filling out the paperwork.” And of course I’m reminded of this: “He’s taken. A. Interest!”)
Souse!
you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
Wow, Cahill’s stats really are similar to Lannan’s. Lannan has beaten his FIP (and his tRA! I am on fire with the acronyms!) over the course of 400+ innings now – are we allowed to call it a skill yet?
A replacement-class hero is something to be
{snerk}
Attorney Kreep
Sadly, Sue Yoo has moved on to greener pastures.
I remain a fan of Law & Order
At ImHalal.com, if a Muslim (or, hey, even a non-Muslim) types in “threesome” or “pork rind”, he’ll be shielded from the highly sinful search results:
But … won’t this only work on spectacularly naive Muslims? The ones who don’t know about Google? Will ImHalal.com really be an impediment to enterprising Muslim teenagers who wish to “accidentally encounter” naked people doing various immoral things on the Internet?
Also, I think they need to expand their illicit keyword database:
threesome
pork rind
women’s rights
That oughta knock us off their search results
don’t forget big steaming cocks fucking clowns.
I’mHaLOL
9.
I wonder where that clown professes. I can say that at li’l ol’ GGU, we sign and initial a no-diddling-the-kids provision in our teaching Ks. No doubt it still occurs, given biology, abuse of power and/or mutual opportunism, but I believe it’s by relatively rare exception. Besides, most academics are difficult enough to look at, fully clothed.
It happened at both universities I attended. The two universities I remember, anyway. I’m not sure about the other one/two.
Did it improve your grades?
from a B- to an A. Hell yeah, it did.
Can you reveal something that is already known by the people you were hiding the information from? I guess so, but it’s not quite the same.
According to Strobe Talbott’s excellent book on the subject, the US intelligence community was completely unaware preparations were being made when India tested five nuclear devices in 1998, even though rumors had been published a few days earlier in a Canadian Sikh newspaper. The CIA found out about it from the State Department, which found out from CNN.
(Razr’s dad was the Indian equivalent of chief of staff at the time of the tests, and the two share a name and birthday)
Coen Brothers Want John Turturro To Get Old For ‘Barton Fink’ Sequel, ‘Old Fink’
They have mentioned this before, I think it’s probably just a joke.
{adds “walking into the PM’s room without an appointment” to euphemism directory}
That reminds me of the almost-interesting fact that Warren Christopher is extremely short. Nearly as short as Robert Reich. Also very very short: David Brooks.
Caspar Weinberger is also rather short. I found myself walking next to him through the SF airport once and asked him about the situation in North Korea (dominated the headlines that day, I forget exactly what it was). He was very friendly but had nothing particularly interesting to say.
Did you ask him how his name is so familiarly phallic and yet in no way mentions penis?
he didn’t say “don’t worry, we’re building that missile shield”?
Also short, and also confirmed in person at SFO: Joe Lieberman.
One of Old Fink’s students would have to be Gavin Rae.
Ridiculous. Not only is it a non-sequitir inserted solely for the purpose of taking a cheap shot at the Bush administration, it’s also so laughably false as to make me question the writer’s sanity. Does he have that much of a political axe to grind that parenthetically throws in statements that are quite literally the opposite of truth?
I think he’s probably referring (imprecisely to the point of inaccuracy) to Grand Asshat Ward Churchill.
Highly inaccurate.
Unrelated:
LOL.
That’s awesome.
iiatms
The chief administrator’s article “was a lot of crap, all conjecture and no concrete evidence.”
Is “Revealing the secret Iranian nuclear facility” a euphemism for “a broken link?” Is that the joke?
Gah. Fixed. Link isn’t interesting, anyway.
this is the most insufferable article I have ever read. Every sentence was carefully crafted to annoy the fuck out of me.
But I did like this:
And this:
While I still have the chance, I’m going to go to game armed with the counter-cheer: “Bobby, you are lacking in stereotypical male attributes!”
Jesus fucking christ. It goes on for FOUR MORE PAGES? Fuck that shit, homey.
That was pretty much my exact reaction (minus the “homey” part) when I started to read it a couple of days ago.
And really, you have no one but yourself to blame for voluntarily reading a yuppie-confessional feature in the EBE.
I knew I would hate it, but I can’t put down stuff that I hate that much, and anyway there I was eating lunch and I needed to read something… there’s only so many times you can read the same article over and over by the crazy dude who runs the Guardian…
Hetch Hetchy!
Gesundheit!
(And nice sigline.)
Santorum!
Love the sig.
okay, I’m taking donations to make that last excerpt my new sig line on AN.
Oh, Rich. That hurts. Didn’t we have some good times? Have you forgotten us already?
Sigh.
All Teams Are Not The Same
Mmm mmm mmm. Catchy tune.
Well, that sure sounded good; I wondered if
rice biriyanithe President could really fulfill that pledge. But TradeitorJoebama’s “do-it-all” message was eerily familiar. It reminded me of my mother in the 1980s, when magazines showed yuppie moms in crocodile pumps and shoulder-padded blazers on their march to investment banks, advertising agencies, and real estate offices.That’s reminiscent of last year’s well-intended field trip to teacher’s gay wedding, in terms of inciting the fringers.
The last time I “took a well-intended field trip to teacher’s gay wedding,” it “incited my fringers” and I “got my Ralph’s Club card revoked.”
5. Screw it. I’m going full-on utopian.
In Soviet Union, full-on utopian screws it and goes you
I don’t know what to think about this. I certainly wouldn’t mind a world without tipping, but I don’t trust that it wouldn’t just wind up screwing the servers.
There’s no tipping in Japan, and it’s great. I got my hair cut the other day, and got an awesome shave + neck/towel treatment + shampoo for about the same price that I would’ve paid for a regular hair cut in the ‘States.
Restaurants are way more expensive out here. At least I don’t have to tip. And the service is generally as good or better, in my experience.
A flat, government-mandated fee will eliminate innovation in the busboy sector!
< / McMegan >
I’d be all for a world without tipping.
1. The rest of the world (and the servers therein) seems to survive without it.
2. The custom of tipping in restaurants is kind of pointless, but most people are used to it, and I think waiters and customers have generally similar expectations. But I still have no idea how much (and sometimes whether) to tip barbers, cabbies, doormen, etc.
3. For people who are regulars in a bar, the big tips for occasional free drinks quid pro quo can be quite beneficial. Though not for the owners, i suppose.
4. I generally agree with the reasoning from a reader at the end of the article:
But the earlier reasoning:
doesn’t make sense. As long as the automatic gratuity is still based on a percentage of the bill, these same incentives will still apply (arguably even more so, if there is less downside to annoying the customer).
I think she’s advocating a flat service charge (hmm, if Steve Forbes likes it, maybe McMegan will) rather than, as you assume, a fixed percentage of the total bill.
Actually, that spurs me to an interesting observation: from my time waiting and dining, generally the higher the overall tab, the higher the tip. Why, then, if progressive tipping is a free-market solution that has reached social equilibrium, does the same solution/equilibrium not obtain with taxation? (And I think you and I would both argue, contra those who oppose this, that the rich actually do in aggregate enjoy a greater level of service/value-add from government services.)
Yeah, my sense is that the wait staff would get a fixed (and larger) salary, and menu items would cost more to compensate.
On the observation, do you mean the percentage goes up? That would probably mean that the richer a person is the more they give sympathy tips to their server (i.e. the “they need it more than I do” theory). If you just mean the gross amount goes up, that’s how taxes work too.
High-end gastronomic tipping isn’t about pity, but about some combination of genuine service and obsequiousness.
Personally, I think the jackbooted gubmint thugs should force every person in America to work 2 years front-of-the-house between the ages of 18 and 30.
I guess you worked at nicer places than I usually go to.
I think that’s a lower priority than, say, construction on the social good ladder. Of course, the best way to make an entire generation get along is to have WWIII (assuming no nukes).
Well, the social good I’m after is more ephemeral and qualitative — I think waiting tables is a good character-building exercise, especially for the Manor Born and the Congenital Assholes.
And I think working construction would be better. Also, I buy into the theory that people got along so well, even if they disagreed, because that generation fought together.
Do you mean to say “white people got along so well with other white people”?
I was thinking Republicans and Democrats, but yes. Your point is well taken.
It wasn’t clear to me what exactly either author (NYT or Atlantic) was suggesting. The Atlantic article refers to a “flat-rate-based system” and the picture shows a receipt with an automatic 18% gratuity, which is what some restaurants already do. I agree that those incentives would change to some extent if there were a fixed per-diner service fee, and to an even greater extent if their compensation was solely an hourly wage + benefits.
I am against tipping for a variety of reasons. Here is one, although it is probably not much of an effect: friendly/likable/attractive are in good shape–they are “rich” in a certain way if you like–and it is inegalitarian for such people to out-earn their unfriendly/morose/unattractive colleagues.
I don’t know if I agree re: friendly/unfriendly in a service industry, but I agree re: attractive/unattractive.
I feel the same way about prostitutes.
I feel prostitutes.
Wait…
I love lamp.
Was Dennis Lamp in the witness protection program?
It’s not craigslist, but hey…
If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding in a cave until next Saturday.
#3 increases competition? Then McMegan must be in favor of it!
Barton leads the team in OPS as of right now, among players who are still on the team and have 5 or more PAs…
When Daric Barton sets his mind to becoming a league average first baseman, he simply cannot be stopped.
Except Travis Buck style…
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Fun game. Mike S. didn’t look too pleased.
does he ever?
Of many things to chose from, the most surprising thing so far is:
1. Breslow being left in to pitch to Hunter and Vlad in his second inning.
2. Breslow striking out Hunter and Vlad; Vlad on a called third strike on a fastball down the middle.