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game 39 – for your mother 80

behind milone:

rosy, SS; lowy, 2; cespy, CF; betty (than), 3B; montzy, DH, norry, C; frei-y, 1; mossy, RF; tay-ee, LF.

 

behind saunders:

a buncha guys in turquoise trim with no cute nicknames at all.

 

title-relevant non-embeddable song here.

80 thoughts on “game 39 – for your mother

  1. Future Ed May 12,2013 2:05 pm

    the thread is Up your mother
    the thread, is up, your mother
    the thread is up, your mother

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 2:07 pm || Up

      Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux May 12,2013 2:11 pm || Up

      word

      TINSTAAFK
  2. Future Ed May 12,2013 2:09 pm

    I would like one more run for the A’s this inning.

    Is that too much to ask?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 2:10 pm

    This is turning in to quite a sports day. Warriors vs Spurs close, early in the 3rd quarter. Tiger has a one stroke lead on the back nine at the TPC. Two NHL Game 6’s and one Game 7 to come. And Cespedes Donaldson and Lowrie all have big hits yet to come today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. brian.only May 12,2013 2:12 pm

    Hey we have tools again!

    • AV May 12,2013 2:13 pm || Up

      well i’ve never felt so belatedly welcomed back in my life…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. lenscrafters May 12,2013 2:14 pm

    If it’s any reassurance, I’m reasonably confident a decent lineup would’ve put up 5 or 6 runs on Saunders by now.

  6. Future Ed May 12,2013 2:21 pm

    Wait, did VInce just say that Moss and Cespedes have good arms and Taylor has an average Arm?

    I thought taylor had a good arm?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. brian.only May 12,2013 2:24 pm

    Anti-futility M O J O.

  8. brian.only May 12,2013 2:30 pm

    Hahahahaha

  9. Future Ed May 12,2013 2:31 pm

    there has to be a three run home run somewhere on the A’s, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only May 12,2013 2:35 pm || Up

      I still believe, but I’ll feel better when the DL empties up and Cespy remembers how to hit.

  10. Future Ed May 12,2013 2:38 pm

    Dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. andeux May 12,2013 2:39 pm

    Popped up bunt: hit
    Ground ball right to the third baseman: hit

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed May 12,2013 2:40 pm || Up

      if it weren’t for bad luck…

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. DFA May 12,2013 2:40 pm

    Josh Donaldson’s interview with Fosse during the pregame was an absolute train wreck of suck.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  13. AV May 12,2013 2:41 pm

    i already didn’t like the chron’s website auto-play videos with pre-ads that you can’t adblock because they’re in a flash container, but now that i have the auto-refresh GS/spurs page up? MURDERATE!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. brian.only May 12,2013 2:44 pm

    Cespys throws have been pretty off, hope he didn’t tweak his shoulder yesterday.

  15. brian.only May 12,2013 2:47 pm

    Remember when Smoak was a stud everyone was talking about?

    • nevermoor May 13,2013 8:39 pm || Up

      And Ackley is looking like he’s on the same path.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. brian.only May 12,2013 2:55 pm

    Way to swing at ball 4…

  17. Future Ed May 12,2013 3:08 pm

    Michael Taylor. You need to know that being a radio personality may be neat, but you could do better if you go back to stanford and finish your degree.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 3:09 pm

    Warriors ball, tie game, 16 seconds left. Fun stuff.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV May 12,2013 3:11 pm || Up

      jack had it. clunk.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 3:11 pm || Up

      That was all they could come up with? Jack dribbling away most of the clock then taking a low percentage fallaway? Sheesh.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor May 13,2013 8:39 pm || Up

        They don’t have any good shooters on the team. Curry defected.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  19. Future Ed May 12,2013 3:14 pm

    vince if its bounced to third, the ball is not foul

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 3:24 pm || Up

      Not listening but I know exactly what you mean. Vince calls that play poorly every single fucking time.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. andeux May 12,2013 3:35 pm

    Brandon McCarthy has his first good start of the year, 8 innings of shutout ball against Philly. Heath Bell promptly blows the 2-0 lead in the 9th.

    TINSTAAFK
  21. brian.only May 12,2013 3:36 pm

    Jesse Chavez, my marker for when to stop watching, have a good rest of the weekend people.

  22. FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 3:37 pm

    Warriors! This is a great series.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 3:39 pm

    Golf match tight to the very last. Though Sergio just put one in the water at 17 to presumably end his hopes.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. andeux May 12,2013 3:48 pm

    Beloit (A’s single-A team) lost 23-16.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters May 12,2013 4:06 pm || Up

      Meanwhile in the Cal League, Stockton got no hit and lost 2-0 in Lancaster. Strange day.

    • sslinger May 12,2013 4:32 pm || Up

      I could really push my luck and try to get ms. s to go to a Beloit game while we’re in Mil-Chi…

  25. andeux May 12,2013 5:28 pm

    We could use a player like Casper Wells.

    TINSTAAFK
  26. Future Ed May 12,2013 8:05 pm

    at least the angels lost and it wasn’t a perfect game

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Thunderbutt May 12,2013 8:38 pm

    Can we have the A-Team back now, plz?

    There is always a score.
  28. MikeV May 12,2013 10:42 pm

    wow

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Soaker May 13,2013 7:30 am || Up

      Anderson twitted something and then deleted it?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • MikeV May 13,2013 7:47 am || Up

        He must have.

        paraphrasing, basically it said “I can’t believe how irrelevant minor league baseball is and I’m reminded of it every time I make a rehab start.”

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  29. DFA May 12,2013 11:34 pm

    FDLS just got DFAed. Id love to get him back in the organization.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  30. JediLeroy May 13,2013 3:25 pm
    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • JediLeroy May 13,2013 3:55 pm || Up
      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Dial C for Concupiscence May 13,2013 10:32 pm || Up
      • JediLeroy May 14,2013 8:53 am || Up

        That’s what I get for visiting weekly and not reading everything.

        My scores came without any googling–just peripheral clues such as language, architecture, and landscapes.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • AV May 14,2013 9:14 am || Up

          you mean you didn’t cheat? how DARE you, sir?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • ptbnl May 14,2013 10:24 am || Up

          It’s interesting to see how far you can get without googling – other big ones for me are what side of the road the car is on, the units of speed, and the climate-type of any vegetation.

          It’s also a complete crapshoot. I’ve been dropped right next to a sign that tells me exactly where I am but also in the middle of nowhere in the prairie or desert – the latter are also trickier because the lens always seems to be dust-obscured. And the worst are when the sun is low in the sky and everything in one direction is obscured by flaring.

          Using google-cheats and excluding the featureless-middle-of-nowhere ones I can generally get to within 10m.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • ptbnl May 15,2013 2:23 pm || Up

            The other big clue for non-cheating is using the direction of the sun to distinguish between northern and southern hemisphere (though you often have to draw back to minimum magnification to see it).

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • colin May 15,2013 5:18 pm || Up

              Difficult in the tropics.

              • ptbnl May 15,2013 5:34 pm || Up

                True – I’ve mostly found it useful for distinguishing between northern and southern desert/forest, and Central and South America.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • colin May 15,2013 5:47 pm || Up

                  Australia vs the American Southwest / Mexico would be useful too.

                • colin May 15,2013 5:48 pm || Up

                  I guess that falls under the category of northern and southern desert.

        • JamesV May 14,2013 12:20 pm || Up

          I think that’s the point, though – examine the area for the visual clues and see how close you can get without looking anything up.

          Problem was, I got one for Japan and moved things around far enough to find a directional sign pointing to three different cities, and it still got me because the location itself wasn’t even on mainland Japan. It was some tiny island way to the south.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence May 14,2013 1:06 pm || Up

          I’m good with a little bit of light cheating. Makes me feel like a PI. Something like finding a little sign with an area code on it, googling where that area code is in the US, then guessing from there for the exact location. So nothing I couldn’t get close to if I had a bit more geography knowledge.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence May 14,2013 1:27 pm || Up

            Absolutely no cheating round: a little over 12,000. A couple of brutal endless farmland roads though

            • ptbnl May 14,2013 1:30 pm || Up

              Having 3/5 in the US probably helped.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • Dial C for Concupiscence May 14,2013 1:56 pm || Up

                Also true. Although I did about as poorly on one of the US ones as I did the Norway one. Long and thin countries don’t make for the easiest guesses if all you can figure out is the country of the location.

            • PDXAthleticsfan May 14,2013 2:53 pm || Up

              No cheating round (does simply panning around count as cheating? 11,712 It helps that one of them was in Russia and there’s a big sign saying the name of the town.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
              • PDXAthleticsfan May 14,2013 3:00 pm || Up

                Oops – link didn’t work.

                A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
              • Dial C for Concupiscence May 14,2013 4:23 pm || Up

                Thanks to a very Americas-centric group, I beat my cheating round score with a no cheating round (thanks Key West and Manzanillo, Mexico for having your city names near by!)

              • dmoas May 14,2013 4:43 pm || Up

                I think anything that you can do within the window, panning, moving up and down the road is perfectly allowable in a non-cheating venue.

              • doctorK May 14,2013 7:42 pm || Up

                Here’s a cheat-free 11581 for me.

              • ptbnl May 14,2013 7:48 pm || Up

                Cheat-free (that is, never leaving the window) 25849

                Very lucky set … lots of signs, obvious and mostly distinctive languages, and even one place (Lisbon) I recognized from visiting a number of times.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • colin May 14,2013 8:28 pm || Up

                  20526 without any reference outside that tab

                  This was a pretty interesting one — it even included an indoor location where you wander around inside an aquarium instead of on roads.

                • ptbnl May 14,2013 8:31 pm || Up

                  You posted the challenge link instead of your results, but I think I got that same aquarium in mine.

                  I’d assumed it would pick locations at random and have essentially infinite possibilities, but I’m already seeing repeats (and I haven’t been playing *that* long).

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence May 15,2013 4:04 pm || Up

                  I think you’re right. I just got 20,972 non-cheating, but I also got the same Manzanillo, Mexico location again.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence May 15,2013 4:43 pm || Up

                  Thanks for posting the challenge one. I enjoyed looking around the aquarium

                • PDXAthleticsfan May 15,2013 9:26 am || Up

                  I just got one with the Portland Japanese Garden including a view of downtown PDX.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
          • Future Ed May 14,2013 1:45 pm || Up

            what is light treason?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • ptbnl May 14,2013 2:26 pm || Up

              Ask the Associated Press.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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