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Game 26: Colon attempts to cleanse the crap, stop the losing streak (the sequel) 281

(This is being posted early so I can claim the title I wanted, and to make some new room for the moves today.)

I’m not liking this pattern of Colon trying to be the stopper. Let’s quit it, A’s. Okay?

ICYMI, Straily will start for Anderson tomorrow, who is being skipped because of that bum…ankle. The ankle’s bum, yes.

Cespedes is reactivated, and in a move that ought to surprise all of nobody, Wells gets the DFA. But, at least Michael Taylor had a few more regular ABs under his belt in Sacramento in the meantime, rather than getting a chance here.

Lineup so far: Crisp CF, Jaso C, Smith DH, Cespedes LF, Moss 1B, Donaldson 3B, Young RF, Sogard 2B, Rosales SS

281 thoughts on “Game 26: Colon attempts to cleanse the crap, stop the losing streak (the sequel)

  1. AV Apr 28,2013 10:56 am

    hung out with a friend last night who, as we were talking about what we’d done during the day and getting into places we’d lived, she mentioned that she had lived in baltimore in the 90s and close to memorial stadium. she said she’d been to a TON of games. i was surprised. i said something like, wait, you like sports? she said, well, not really, but she lived a few blocks away from memorial, and back then, they would stop charging after the third inning, so she and her boyfriend would eat dinner sort of peripherally listening to the game, and if by the time they were done eating, the game seemed interesting enough, they’d walk over and go in. DREAMY!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger Apr 28,2013 12:57 pm || Up

      I’ve entered into the Coli at around the 7th inning of a game – was driving back from South Bay meetings, listening to the game, and IIRC it was the final game of a series against the White Sox. It was a close game so I gave it a shot, drove into the lot with no attendants, and walked into an open gate. Saw the final innings of a sweep!

      • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 1:02 pm || Up

        my cousin did that at dodger’s stadium

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Apr 28,2013 1:34 pm || Up

        huh. i’ll have to time something nearby and try it.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 12:59 pm || Up

      Memorial Stadium was the perfect neighborhood ballpark, just kind of plopped in the middle of thousands of small brick houses, and it had a great unpretentious neighborhood vibe to match.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Apr 28,2013 1:34 pm || Up

        why do you hate progress?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 1:39 pm || Up

          I also hate our freedoms.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. Future Ed Apr 28,2013 10:57 am

    michael taylor in right field one of the boston losses changes the games.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. JamesV Apr 28,2013 11:00 am

    Which Showalter just counters by bringing in a RHP if this situation comes up.

  4. Bed Apr 28,2013 11:44 am

    Now that Casper Wells is gone I’m not sure I can continue to be an Oakland A’s fan.

    But seriously, folks....
    • AV Apr 28,2013 12:26 pm || Up

      don’t let the revolving door catch up with you on the way out in.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. Future Ed Apr 28,2013 11:53 am

    So, I guess if you are a reliever and you aren’t taken out after an inning today you should set up a hotel for the next two weeks in sacramento before you come out for your second inning

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Apr 28,2013 11:55 am || Up

      Heh.
      My guess would be Chavez goes down tomorrow when Straily is called up.
      Then on Tuesday they bring Scribner back up, and choose between DL for Anderson, Straily back down, or Parker down.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 11:58 am || Up

        I forgot about chavez. I am sure he has a place

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 12:21 pm

    In Anderson’s last start, the CSN broadcast showed him constantly rolling over his right ankle as he finishes his pitching motion, which led to my exhortation here. It’s a pretty clear reason for why he keeps falling over after delivering a pitch and how he sprained it in the first place. I don’t see why skipping a start is going to help solve this issue when the real issue is him continuing to do it in the first place.

    I also don’t understand how fools like Glen and Ray have noticed this problem and the coaching/medical staff either haven’t or don’t see it as a problem that needs correcting.

    • dmoas Apr 28,2013 12:28 pm || Up

      It could be they have noticed and are trying to do something about but Anderson either can’t or his ankle is too unstable to not. If either of the latter then they should be DLing him until he can.

      • JamesV Apr 28,2013 12:51 pm || Up

        Apparently they don’t want to DL him yet because he’ll miss 2-3 starts. If the ankle’s still that poor right now, that’s exactly what they SHOULD be doing. I don’t see how missing just one start is going to solve it long-term.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 1:03 pm || Up

          Theoretically, if it is only an acute tissue injury or sprain, one start off could be enough to solve to problem. 8-10 days of resting the joint, that’ll heal up a decent number of those kinds of injury. And of course if it’s still a problem they can retro the DL for most of the 15 days anyway.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • JamesV Apr 28,2013 1:07 pm || Up

            Ah, then maybe they’re doing it the right way for now. Either way, it can be retroactive to his last start. Just a matter of how they’d make a corresponding roster move and when.

            • dmoas Apr 28,2013 1:30 pm || Up

              Straily for Chavez, send down Straily for Scribner, DL Anderson for Straily.

              • JamesV Apr 28,2013 1:32 pm || Up

                Let’s see if that’s how it goes.

              • andeux Apr 28,2013 5:46 pm || Up

                If they do it that way, they can’t backdate the Anderson DL move to before the time that Straily is sent down.

                TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 12:57 pm || Up

      Melvin just told Korach something like “It wasn’t bothering him, he didn’t say anything about his ankle hurting” until the very end of his last start…

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 12:50 pm

    Per Fosse on the pregame, a bunch of the ’73 guys had dinner at Francesco’s last night. I’d bet pretty heavily that Reggie was not among them.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2013 5:13 pm || Up

      If he went, he probably charged them an appearance fee.

    • Soaker Apr 28,2013 8:37 pm || Up

      I fell over laughing when Ray praised Francesco’s wonderful “buffett” (pronounced as in Warren or Jimmy).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  8. the llama Apr 28,2013 1:07 pm

    I’m in 227, row 10. Nobody say anything about cria1’s Yankees hat.

    • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 1:12 pm || Up

      little league day. lots of kids in non A’s hats and gear

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 1:17 pm || Up

      How did that happen?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Apr 28,2013 1:18 pm || Up

      And here I was thinking you were a good parent.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • the llama Apr 28,2013 2:28 pm || Up

      Little league day.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 2:31 pm || Up

        He’s on a team called the Yankees, eh? Poor kid. According to filler video during the Boston rain delay, Coco was a childhood Yankee fan for that reason. DON’T THINK IT CAN’T HAPPEN TO YOU!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Apr 28,2013 5:25 pm || Up

          Coco turned out ok.

          TINSTAAFK
        • the llama Apr 28,2013 6:40 pm || Up

          I moved from Boston so he wouldn’t be a Sox fan, and in a cruel twist fate…

          • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:25 pm || Up

            6 of one…

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • DFA Apr 29,2013 6:41 pm || Up

        Did he have to shave his mustache to play on the team?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 6:23 pm || Up

      Why do you have to go and pre-empt my blackmail attempts by telling everyone?

      Good seeing you today!

  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 1:18 pm

    No one’s gonna get any hits today, are they?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Apr 28,2013 1:23 pm || Up

      So if both pitchers were perfect through 9 and then the game was called for some reason and never made up, would they both be credited with perfect games?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 1:29 pm || Up

      there is a hit. IN YOUR FACE FSU!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 1:37 pm || Up

        I hang my head in shame.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  10. JamesV Apr 28,2013 1:21 pm

    • 5Aces Apr 28,2013 1:23 pm || Up

      And a nice touch with the pink jersey.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 1:38 pm || Up

        The double flap helmet isn’t helping him.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Englishmajor Apr 28,2013 6:49 pm || Up

        That is atrocious.

  11. AV Apr 28,2013 1:26 pm

    ok, let’s work some milagros, NOW!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  12. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 1:35 pm

    Of course their comebacker off the pitcher turns into an infield hit.

  13. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 1:43 pm

    All that offseason talk about the large number of middle infielders we had and we still end up having a Sogard-Rosales infield.

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 1:53 pm

    I need to do yard work, but I’m trying to wait until the Vince innings are done.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. JamesV Apr 28,2013 1:54 pm

    Here we go again.

  16. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 1:55 pm

    So today we’re not even going to take a lead before the other team puts up a crooked number.

  17. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 1:57 pm

    Theyre picking on Young.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. JamesV Apr 28,2013 1:57 pm

    Starting to feel like Jesse Chavez will get some work before being sent back to Sacramento tomorrow.

  19. dmoas Apr 28,2013 2:37 pm

    Sure, Coco. Take the meatball down the middle of the plate then swing at ball four above your head.

  20. AV Apr 28,2013 2:37 pm

    hark! a run?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  21. JamesV Apr 28,2013 2:49 pm

    Getting interesting now.

  22. futwork Apr 28,2013 2:54 pm

    Pipe down, Eeyores!

  23. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 2:54 pm

    BTYT!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  24. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 2:54 pm

    wAY TO GO jOSH dONALDSON!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. doctorK Apr 28,2013 2:54 pm

    BOOBIES.

    Also, are the A’s actually showing some life?

  26. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 2:56 pm

    The power of Cespedes compels them!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 2:57 pm

    Bringing Patton in from the bullpen:

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. AV Apr 28,2013 2:59 pm

    [erases comment about how everybody hits better with cespedes in]

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. AV Apr 28,2013 3:00 pm

    but yay! they brought the game back!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  30. doctorK Apr 28,2013 3:00 pm

    That was going well, then Sogard and Rosales happened.

    • mother pucker Apr 28,2013 3:01 pm || Up

      Too true.

    • lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 3:03 pm || Up

      I can take one of the dynamic duo but not both. Rosales can stay cause of defensive versatility but Keebs has got to go.

  31. JamesV Apr 28,2013 3:01 pm

    YOU HAD ONE JOB, SOGARD AND ROSALES, ONE JOB.

    • doctorK Apr 28,2013 3:03 pm || Up

      I would’ve preferred doing the safety-squeeze with Sogard. With Rosales, I’d prefer doing the DFA.

      • wacchampions Apr 28,2013 9:07 pm || Up

        Why do people love Rosales so much, I mean yeah, Ive met him, he is really nice, but he cannot hit! On Thursday at the Coliseum when he came in to replace Sogard, the crowd gave him a standing ovation, I just dont get it!

        • doctorK Apr 28,2013 9:10 pm || Up

          HE HAS A HOSE

          (CT)

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 9:17 pm || Up

          People buy the Charlie Hustle schtick.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • doctorK Apr 28,2013 9:20 pm || Up

            He’s a gritty grinder, kinda like a cross between Erstad and Eckstein.

  32. AV Apr 28,2013 3:02 pm

    “the all-important shut-down inning”

    DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Apr 28,2013 3:05 pm || Up

      I’m out of booze, dammit.

    • JamesV Apr 28,2013 3:11 pm || Up

      It’s funny as a drinking game, but there’s not much worse than giving up runs right after you’ve scored to get back in the game.

      • AV Apr 28,2013 3:18 pm || Up

        of course. it hurst me too. it’s just funny the emphasis he gives it, like it’s the key to something. i think he should focus on the game within the game and talk about shut down at bats. or shut down pitches!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Soaker Apr 28,2013 8:36 pm || Up

      If anybody was actually playing the “shutdown frame” drinking game today, somebody should check to make sure they’re still breathing. Good grief Vince. Even Ken got sucked into the vortex at one point.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  33. doctorK Apr 28,2013 3:09 pm

    I can’t wait to see these guys leave. Seems like every ground ball finds a FKing hole.

    • lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 3:13 pm || Up

      McClouth has been hitting weak ground balls up the middle the whole series. Really wish the A’s had employed some Rays-esque shifts.

  34. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 3:18 pm

    Is it time to bring back Weeks?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Apr 28,2013 3:21 pm || Up

      yes. and i’d vote for april 3 though april 17.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • 5Aces Apr 28,2013 3:22 pm || Up

        Not the first two weeks of Oct 89?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • AV Apr 28,2013 3:25 pm || Up

          too old. ain’t got the legs anymore.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 3:23 pm || Up

      He hasn’t been hitting well. SLG only .333

  35. AV Apr 28,2013 3:21 pm

    woo! seth. smith!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  36. doctorK Apr 28,2013 3:21 pm

    THETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 3:21 pm

    Smitty!!

  38. JamesV Apr 28,2013 3:21 pm

    Seth Smith succeeds on Sundays.

    • AV Apr 28,2013 3:23 pm || Up

      i wanna hear that in a daffy duck voice.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Apr 28,2013 3:23 pm || Up

      Sunday, so Seth Smith successfully swings.

      • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:42 pm || Up

        We’ve been reading Dr. Seuss’ ABC book. That’s a strong proposed addition.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Poppy Apr 28,2013 5:40 pm || Up

          That’s one of my favorite books in the whole world.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
          • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 5:47 pm || Up

            We drove past something called “JJs Ice Cream” on the open house tour, and it turns out we’ve both memorized the J page.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  39. mother pucker Apr 28,2013 3:22 pm

    We really could use a shutdown inning.

    • AV Apr 28,2013 3:23 pm || Up

      funny thing, so could they have!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  40. dmoas Apr 28,2013 3:24 pm

    Is Hydunai Sunday an actual thing any more or is Ray just so hooked on the phrase he can’t help but advertise for free for them?

    • JamesV Apr 28,2013 3:27 pm || Up

      I believe it’s still an active sponsorship.

      • dmoas Apr 28,2013 3:28 pm || Up

        I haven’t seen promo images/commercials or tagging for it in years. The only proof of it’s existence is Ray.

        • Cretgren Apr 28,2013 3:33 pm || Up

          They showed a graphic for it at the start of the game.

  41. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 3:24 pm

    First time in a week I was physically capable of yelling. Not a normal one yet, but Seth gets the FK YEAH!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  42. dmoas Apr 28,2013 3:30 pm

    This is the guy who balks on every pitch.

  43. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 3:32 pm

    Wow, why is Schlong not PHing?

  44. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 3:38 pm

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

  45. JamesV Apr 28,2013 3:38 pm

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  46. doctorK Apr 28,2013 3:39 pm

    One-handed? FK me

  47. mother pucker Apr 28,2013 3:43 pm

    Unbefuckinglievable.

  48. JamesV Apr 28,2013 3:56 pm

    I’m more than ready to stop seeing Nate McLouth and Manny Machado for a while.

    • ptbnl Apr 28,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      You were the one lobbying for an end to Colon being the stopper …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  49. ptbnl Apr 28,2013 4:02 pm

    Walk, walk, walk-off please.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  50. Cretgren Apr 28,2013 4:03 pm

    A Cespedes walkoff would be nice…

  51. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 4:10 pm

    NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN CESPY

  52. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 4:10 pm

    LA POTENCIA!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  53. doctorK Apr 28,2013 4:10 pm

    S
    E
    X
    Y

    F
    E
    E
    T

  54. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:10 pm

    Welcome back, Yoenis Cespedes.

  55. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:13 pm

    Who’s for Donaldson ending it here?

  56. doctorK Apr 28,2013 4:15 pm

    Time for some 2012 Schlong.

  57. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:17 pm

    Caught a break on the check swing. Balances out from the other night?

  58. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 4:18 pm

    Fuck

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  59. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:19 pm

    Reddick looks like he had his mind up that he was swinging at anything on 3-2. Bad approach.

  60. mother pucker Apr 28,2013 4:19 pm

    I was too fed up so I tuned out of MLBTv, probably best I keep it that way.

  61. doctorK Apr 28,2013 4:21 pm

    C’mon Twiggy.

  62. Bed Apr 28,2013 4:25 pm

    .Hey, some decent relief pitching.

    But seriously, folks....
  63. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 4:27 pm

    Blevins has been great this year…a far cry from those years when he was DFA’d 5 times a season.

  64. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:28 pm

    Rosales will bunt here.

  65. doctorK Apr 28,2013 4:28 pm

    That’s it, Keebs.

  66. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 4:29 pm

    Hark, a break!

  67. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:29 pm

    Pedro Strop can’t find the plate. Pedro Strop also can’t find second base.

  68. doctorK Apr 28,2013 4:29 pm

    FAIL

    Awesome

  69. Bed Apr 28,2013 4:29 pm

    Hmm…sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

    But seriously, folks....
  70. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 4:30 pm

    WOW

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  71. doctorK Apr 28,2013 4:30 pm

    PIE
    PIE
    PIE
    PIE
    PIE

  72. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:30 pm

    LOL, what a way to win.

    Colon didn’t stop the bleeding, but that’s 3-0 for me now. ;-)

  73. Bed Apr 28,2013 4:30 pm

    Fun ending to a fun game.

    But seriously, folks....
    • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:45 pm || Up

      Sportscenter should show that highlight with carnival music

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  74. 5Aces Apr 28,2013 4:31 pm

    Ugliest walk off since the sulk off.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • doctorK Apr 28,2013 4:32 pm || Up

      That was beautiful.

      • 5Aces Apr 28,2013 4:34 pm || Up

        Yes it was. And this is why they say if someone bunts, pick it up and take the out.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 6:29 pm || Up

          They had Sogard beat both times, but they just couldn’t get the throw on target. I’m not sure why Sogard is so slow off the bunt. Clearly, this time, it all worked out as it should.

          • andeux Apr 28,2013 6:33 pm || Up

            Haven’t seen the replays, but I thought the first one would have gotten him easily with a decent throw, while the second one they needed to rush and probably should have just taken the out at first.

            TINSTAAFK
            • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:28 pm || Up

              They should have gone to first, but he was D.E.D. DEAD at home with any kind of reasonable throw (because he waited so long to get going). Also, did not look quick at all those last 90 feet.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 7:49 pm || Up

                Sogard’s exploits around 3B were a great illustration of why mostly people should not slide headfirst. Use a classic front foot pop-up slide there, and Sogard scores easily without a throw.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas Apr 28,2013 6:45 pm || Up

            Both bunts were right on top of a defender.

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 6:48 pm || Up

              That’s true. The first bunt was terrible. The second was a bit better.

  75. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:32 pm

    Dear Little Leaguers: pretend you did not see the bottom of the 10th of the A’s/O’s game.

  76. lenscrafters Apr 28,2013 4:32 pm

    I know it’s not possible but I feel like Cespedes is a 30 WAR player for this team.

    • Bed Apr 28,2013 4:34 pm || Up

      He’s magic. Now, let’s find a way to keep him healthy.

      But seriously, folks....
      • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:47 pm || Up

        Can he be magic from the bench?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Bed Apr 28,2013 4:50 pm || Up

          Well, if he could he’d be the first.

          But seriously, folks....
    • andeux Apr 30,2013 9:50 pm || Up

      .657 with him, .347 without him these last two years. So the correct number is around 50 WAR.

      TINSTAAFK
  77. JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:33 pm

    See, now you know why Sogard wears glasses. Protects from pie.

  78. Bed Apr 28,2013 4:36 pm

    It was a sometimes sloppy and sometimes silly game but I really enjoyed watching it.

    But seriously, folks....
    • JamesV Apr 28,2013 4:38 pm || Up

      Kept this one on the whole way.

      • Bed Apr 28,2013 4:42 pm || Up

        Yep, me too, for the first time all season I watched every pitch.

        But seriously, folks....
    • AV Apr 28,2013 5:00 pm || Up

      watched some, heard most, there may or may not have been some yelling on the freeway in the 9th, missed the 10th inning, checked the phone and whooped in line at the grocery store.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  79. Bed Apr 28,2013 4:44 pm

    So, we move back to an AL West opponent…hopefully we can it rolling again against the Angels.

    But seriously, folks....
  80. Bed Apr 28,2013 4:49 pm

    So, what are the odds that Young or Reddick gives us much of anything this year? They both look terrible right now.

    But seriously, folks....
    • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 5:48 pm || Up

      Sad that Reddick is doing a Jemile Weeks / Daric Barton impression.

      We’ve had too much of that shit recently.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  81. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 4:50 pm

    Yawn, a sac bunt fielder’s choice E-5 near base-coach interference walkoff piejob. How ordinary.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  82. Ice Cream Apr 28,2013 5:06 pm

    It was fun to watch Gags come out of his cleats trying to get Keebs to get up and run.

    Where is the good in "good-bye"?
    • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 5:49 pm || Up

      Agreed

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • the llama Apr 28,2013 6:42 pm || Up

      gags is the only guy on the field that sogard can look down on.

  83. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2013 5:22 pm

    Holy crap, we won this?

  84. andeux Apr 28,2013 5:30 pm

    So that was fun.

    TINSTAAFK
  85. andeux Apr 28,2013 5:33 pm


    I think I was at that one too. Man on first, Scutaro bunts, pitcher (Scott Shields?) threw it down the right field line, game over.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Apr 28,2013 5:35 pm || Up
      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 5:50 pm || Up

        You should tell the team when you go to games so they can dial up MOAR SAC BUNTS

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 5:50 pm || Up

      Can’t say walkoff bunt without thinking about Ramon.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Apr 28,2013 5:56 pm || Up

        Wasn’t at that one, but it’s probably my favorite moment of the Beane era.

        TINSTAAFK
        • mother pucker Apr 28,2013 5:59 pm || Up

          More so than game 4 of 2012?

          • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:28 pm || Up

            Nope. Only thing that will beat that for me will be an exciting game in a later round (or winning the WS)

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 6:15 pm || Up

          The win over the Twins to finally get to the LCS was a great feeling too, but for sheer in the moment euphoria the walkoff bunt was hard to top. I still don’t have enough distance to put last year’s moments in perspective.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas Apr 28,2013 6:46 pm || Up

            Scutaro off the foul pole is the one that stands out the most for me.

        • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 8:34 pm || Up

          you wore yellow today?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • andeux Apr 28,2013 8:36 pm || Up

            “Gold” stAy t-shirt

            TINSTAAFK
            • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 8:41 pm || Up

              saw you in the theth highlight

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas Apr 28,2013 9:31 pm || Up

              I wore my “go Ahead, move” shirt. On the back it says: “A’s in San Jose since 4051.”

        • DFA Apr 29,2013 6:56 pm || Up

          Best game ever.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  86. JamesV Apr 28,2013 6:03 pm

    Confession: Duck Dynasty is pretty funny.

  87. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 6:18 pm

    Excellent game! Just got back home. Never yelled louder for someone to run.

    • the llama Apr 28,2013 6:21 pm || Up

      Very much agreed!

      what a fanastic game!

      • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 6:48 pm || Up

        you agree that he is home? that he never yelled louder? I need closure!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  88. JamesV Apr 28,2013 6:50 pm

  89. Englishmajor Apr 28,2013 6:55 pm

    The luck-changer: RF bleacher regulars were the winning bid on the bag of Reddick’s hair clippings at the wives’ and girlfriend’s charity auction. Within two minutes of the Ziploc bag of hair’s arrival on the scene, Seth hit his home run.

    • JamesV Apr 28,2013 7:22 pm || Up

      Wonder how much the chick that chewed the same gum he did put in.

  90. dmoas Apr 28,2013 7:15 pm

    MLBTV just did a replay of Donaldson’s catch in the bullpen yesterday and had the foresight to use Korach’s pxp instead of Kuiper’s.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 7:52 pm || Up

      Maybe a little soon to compare to Chavvy, but Donaldson sure has improved fast around 3B.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  91. nobody in particular Apr 28,2013 9:30 pm

    Stephen Curry is not of this world.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 9:42 am || Up

      Seriously. He is sui generis as a basketball player. There has never been anyone who can do what he is doing.

      • MikeV Apr 29,2013 9:43 am || Up

        That may be a bit much, but he’s playing pretty amazing ball right now.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 9:45 am || Up

          I’m not saying he’s the best player ever or anything. That would be crazy. Just that there has never been a great player quite like him. He does things that defy the limits of the game.

          • dmoas Apr 29,2013 9:46 am || Up

            Jordan may have a thing or two to say about that.

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 9:50 am || Up

              Jordan was not regularly pulling up for 30-footer in transition and hitting them. He didn’t have Curry’s pure shooting ability, nor his ability to get his shot off when defended by bigger guys. Jordan was obviously (obviously!) the better player overall, but Steph can do some things that Jordan couldn’t dream of.

          • MikeV Apr 29,2013 10:00 am || Up

            Reggie Miller.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • AV Apr 29,2013 10:02 am || Up

              cheryl.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 10:04 am || Up

              Reggie Miller’s close on the shooting, but he couldn’t handle or pass the ball anywhere near the way Curry does.

              • MikeV Apr 29,2013 1:38 pm || Up

                and everybody is talking about how wonderful Curry’s game was last night (which is was)

                Remember when Reggie scored 25 in the 4th quarter against the Knicks — in MSG — and talked shit to Spike Lee the entire time.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • AV Apr 29,2013 1:39 pm || Up

                  they made a movie about it. it’s awesome.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • MikeV Apr 29,2013 1:42 pm || Up

                  Was definitely a different era. Dudes seriously didn’t like each other back then. Now they all go hang out at Chris Paul’s house together.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 2:07 pm || Up

                  Amazing game, one of the games that made me fall in love with the NBA as a kid. But, he was overrated because of that one quarter.

                • dmoas Apr 29,2013 2:17 pm || Up

                  Based on your criteria, I find the Curry is overrated because this one game.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 2:20 pm || Up

                  See stats posted by James below. Also see games 2 and 3 of this series.

                • JamesV Apr 29,2013 2:31 pm || Up

                  Curry had a pretty good game in the Garden too.

            • JamesV Apr 29,2013 10:46 am || Up

              Curry’s a better shooter than Reggie Miller, especially behind the 3-point line.

              Miller shot 39.5% behind the arc for his career and his best year was 42.9% in 97-98. The year before he took 6.6 a game but averaged 4.7 attempts over his career.

              Curry’s WORST year behind the arc, so far, was 43.7% as a rookie. For his career he’s at 44.6% and this year it was 45.3% while attempting 7.7 a game.

              Miller’s got Curry beat on overall FG%, 47.1% to 46.5%, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Curry ends up past that by the time he’s done.

              Add in the overall game and yeah, Curry’s better.

    • batgirl Apr 29,2013 10:04 am || Up

      He’s no Jason Collins. #STANFORDPROUD

  92. JamesV Apr 29,2013 12:32 pm

    Donaldson: player of the week

    • nevermoor Apr 29,2013 1:59 pm || Up

      Probably not better than we think anymore then, is he?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • JamesV Apr 29,2013 2:20 pm || Up

        He’s still got room for a few more awards.

  93. JamesV Apr 29,2013 1:41 pm

  94. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 2:24 pm

    Props to Kevin Johnson. The Kings are staying in Sacramento.

  95. AV Apr 29,2013 3:42 pm

    anybody going to josh hamilton appreciation night tonight?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Apr 29,2013 4:52 pm || Up

      i suppose if anybody in this group is going, you’re already at the parking lot. doing… nothing. nothing very surprising at all, anyway. see you as fast as bart can take me!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Apr 29,2013 4:57 pm || Up

        wac is there

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Apr 30,2013 1:25 am || Up

          i was seeing if anybody not on FB was going.

          it was supposed to be a surprise party for him. but he got there too early!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 29,2013 4:57 pm || Up

      I wish. All sorts of work this week.

  96. JamesV Apr 29,2013 3:57 pm

    I’ve realized Colon has started all three of the game threads I’ve done.

    No wonder I’m 3-0.

    • AV Apr 29,2013 4:04 pm || Up

      just realized? i thought you were targeting his starts…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  97. JamesV Apr 29,2013 6:13 pm

    Can’t say he’s not a good sport:

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 29,2013 6:20 pm || Up

      Alright, fine, that’s a good move on his part. I will give him that.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 6:29 pm || Up

        I’ll hold off praising him until I’m sure he’s not going to compare himself to Jesus for accepting the candy bars.

        • dmoas Apr 29,2013 6:38 pm || Up

          It was a Butterfinger, not a MARS bar.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 29,2013 6:40 pm || Up

            Is that an INRI joke?

            • dmoas Apr 29,2013 6:43 pm || Up

              I know not what that is. I was going for a Mars, god of war, joke.

  98. JamesV Apr 29,2013 6:14 pm

    • Future Ed Apr 29,2013 6:25 pm || Up

      nice. i hope he doesn’t hit 3 HRs

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • beebo Apr 29,2013 6:48 pm || Up

      Well…he’s still no Jeff Francoeur.

      • andeux Apr 29,2013 7:33 pm || Up

        He’s hitting like Frenchy this year.

        TINSTAAFK
      • JamesV Apr 29,2013 7:39 pm || Up

        Yeah, so far Hamilton’s WAR is -0.3 while Francoeur’s is 0.2.

        • AV Apr 30,2013 9:00 am || Up

          -.03? when you buy a WAR like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

          [notices reddick]

          oh, it looks good on you though.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • andeux Apr 30,2013 9:23 am || Up

            Except for the soup in his beard.

            TINSTAAFK
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2013 9:32 am || Up

            Wanna play 19 innings the hard way?

            • 5Aces Apr 30,2013 9:49 am || Up

              There’s no betting at the O.co…and I never slice it foul.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • AV Apr 30,2013 9:56 am || Up

                wanna tie me up with your tie, ty?

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Apr 30,2013 9:56 am || Up

                  dammit! forgot there’s no ties in baseball.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2013 10:05 am || Up

                  Don’t sell yourself short, AV. You’re a tremendous slouch.

                • 5Aces Apr 30,2013 10:05 am || Up

                  So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Selig, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any territorial rights, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • AV Apr 30,2013 10:17 am || Up

                  lol

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2013 8:22 pm || Up

        THEY BOTH HAVE HOSES!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  99. dmoas Apr 29,2013 8:33 pm

    I really really can’t stand this fking tune they play for the Authentic A’s thing. It’s fking gawd awful.

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