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Game #4 The hunt for .500 162

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162 thoughts on “Game #4 The hunt for .500

  1. Soaker Apr 4,2013 12:22 pm

    Soaker to the rescue with the correct lineup:

    Coco 8, Lowrie 6, Reddick 9, Cespedes DH, Moss 3, Young 7, Jaso 2, Donaldson 5, Sogard 4. A.J. Griffin vs. Brandon Maurer.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:30 pm || Up

      hanks

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Apr 4,2013 12:32 pm || Up

        I was imagining:

        Judge: Future Ed, how does your client plead?

        Ed: Wait Your Honor, I have posted the wrong lineup…wait…damn…Aw, hell, he’s guilty.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 12:36 pm || Up

          Client: [hands Ed piece of paper]

          Ed: [hands paper to judge while still typing on phone]

          Judge: Case dismissed!

        • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:37 pm || Up

          I was in a hurry to get to my taco

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  2. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:30 pm

    tied with angels

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  3. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 12:38 pm

    RIP Roger Ebert

    • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 4,2013 12:39 pm || Up

      Thumbs down. Way down.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • beebo Apr 4,2013 1:21 pm || Up

      I’m shocked, especially since his last blog entry about taking a “leave of presence” just went up on Tuesday.

  4. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:38 pm

    I have TV, thanks to cable at the office

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 12:39 pm || Up

      A midweek afternoon game on TV? Here?

  5. JediLeroy Apr 4,2013 12:39 pm

    MLB.TV is a piece of crap. Can’t verify my location in Google chrome.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:41 pm || Up

      i’ve had that in so cal. very frustrating.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • beebo Apr 4,2013 1:22 pm || Up

      Really? I’ve never had any location issues with mlb.tv/Chrome (even when trying to fake them out with proxies). Are you behind a firewall?

      • Soaker Apr 4,2013 1:31 pm || Up

        Could also be something involving his browser privacy settings or extensions.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • JediLeroy Apr 4,2013 4:26 pm || Up

          I couldn’t get anything to work, with or without proxy settings.

          I set up a Japanese VPN and now it works great in Chrome; speeds are fantastic. Should work for the local games, too.

          az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
            • JediLeroy Apr 5,2013 6:13 pm || Up

              I can confirm that it lets me watch the A’s games on MLB.tv, as well as Japan-only content.

              az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  6. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:41 pm

    flying keebs

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  7. AV Apr 4,2013 12:47 pm

    i keep picturing joe pitching.

    woooooo reddick!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:49 pm || Up

      looks more like the farmer without his wife

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 12:50 pm || Up

      NOT well played, Maurer.

      • AV Apr 4,2013 12:57 pm || Up

        nice.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:47 pm

    red. dick

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:50 pm

    just showed a shot of griffin reddick and someone else.

    it looked like a panteen ad

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    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 12:51 pm || Up

      Reddick would be the “before” model.

  10. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 12:54 pm

    valverde minor league deal tigers

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  11. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:01 pm

    chris young got hit in the ass. in lieu of flowers, donations to his charities

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  12. AV Apr 4,2013 1:03 pm

    KK says it’s don henley (though he might not know what sampling means). and i heard harmonica. so i am off high plains drifter and conceding those shoes.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger Apr 4,2013 4:42 pm || Up

      Yeah, the interlude with the trainer visiting Young was long enough to get to the opening vocals.

  13. elcroata Apr 4,2013 1:15 pm

    Finally, a day game. My first A’s game of 2013!

    Hi everyone

    Because survival is insufficient
  14. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 1:19 pm

    I’m enjoying the ridiculous Reddick/Young post-homer handshake.

    Also, Reddick crushed that ball.

    Also. gold alts!

  15. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:29 pm

    sogard with a very ellisesque play

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:35 pm

    innings 2-4 have been more traditional “first time the A’s see a pitcher”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. Soaker Apr 4,2013 1:40 pm

    C’mon A.J., Kelly Shoppach has to be an out today.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:43 pm

    he doesn’t go on cespedes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 1:45 pm

    I know they scored, but it was still really awesome of them to give us an out.

    • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:48 pm || Up

      yup. griffin at 74 pitches

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  20. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:52 pm

    I was just about to type why not theth today, when Chris Young doubled

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  21. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:54 pm

    Phew

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  22. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 1:56 pm

    These new guys are really endearing themselves to me.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:01 pm || Up

      M’s fans must feel the same way about their new guy.

  23. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 1:57 pm

    Donaldson: 2 ABs 4 outs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. JamesV Apr 4,2013 1:57 pm
  25. Soaker Apr 4,2013 2:01 pm

    Oof. What’s the record for home runs in April?

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • AV Apr 4,2013 2:02 pm || Up

      you’re thinking small there, when he’s on track for 162/season.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Soaker Apr 4,2013 2:12 pm || Up

        My record book is a bit out of date but it looks like 14 HRs in April by Pujols in 2006 and Rodriguez in 2007.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • ptbnl Apr 4,2013 2:28 pm || Up

          That’s what BRef says too.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nevermoor Apr 4,2013 2:18 pm || Up

        Chris Davis?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  26. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 2:01 pm

    That pitch to Morse seemed like it was where they wanted it

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 2:01 pm

    I think there would be activity in the A’s bullpen

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. AV Apr 4,2013 2:06 pm

    this is what worries me about argentina having one of its best chances the year the WC is in brazil: neighborly animosity at every level, especially the official ones.

    last night: http://www.clarin.com/deportes/incidentes-jugadores-Arsenal-policia-brasilera_3_895140479.html

    last year: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/dec/13/copa-sudamericana-final-abandoned-violence

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Apr 4,2013 2:08 pm || Up

      so’s not to dwell on the negative. he’s still got it/mikev bait.

      http://www.clarin.com/deportes/Atl-Mineiro-Arsenal_3_894540565.html

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Apr 4,2013 2:21 pm || Up

        My one wish is that he closes out his career with a fat MLS contract. In San Jose.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:24 pm || Up

          That would be great, but unless Lew Wolff has plans to sell, I can’t see it happening.

          • MikeV Apr 4,2013 2:30 pm || Up

            Why, MLS pays the contracts not the teams.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:34 pm || Up

              He would be a designated player. Teams pay them, and Wolff has more or less said he wants nothing to do with them.

              • MikeV Apr 4,2013 2:38 pm || Up

                THANKS AGAIN LEW

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

              • AV Apr 4,2013 2:39 pm || Up

                teams pay the excess on DPs. MLS still pays the base. i think…

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • AV Apr 4,2013 2:43 pm || Up

                also, what lew says/what lew means… wondo.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 2:07 pm

    OK. Gotta get Shoppach this time, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  30. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:15 pm

    Doubles machine.

    • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 4,2013 2:57 pm || Up

      Indeed.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  31. Soaker Apr 4,2013 2:20 pm

    Ken’s “Is it high enough?” was the right question. I thought it might knock the wall down.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  32. elcroata Apr 4,2013 2:20 pm

    Potencia!

    Because survival is insufficient
  33. AV Apr 4,2013 2:21 pm

    this seems like a much more fun approach than the first two game plans bob tried.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  34. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:22 pm

    Surprised Wedge left the rookie in after the homer. That’s what Oliver Perezes are for.

  35. andeux Apr 4,2013 2:23 pm

    1) Every A’s hitter is off the schneid now.
    2) The A’s have 25 hits on the year, 15 for extra bases (10 2B, 5 HR).

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 4,2013 2:26 pm || Up

      1) Probably wouldn’t be true if Chris Carter weren’t in Houston.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  36. elcroata Apr 4,2013 2:36 pm

    The steps where Yoenis hit his HR – what are they good for?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 2:37 pm || Up

      bouncing balss back on the field

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • elcroata Apr 4,2013 2:38 pm || Up

        No, seriously, is it a part of football stadium configuration?

        Because survival is insufficient
    • Soaker Apr 4,2013 2:37 pm || Up

      They were used for access to the temporary seats that were put up for Raiders games in the original 1960s-1970s stadium configuration. I have no idea why those spaces have never been put to a better use.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 2:40 pm || Up

        they are not in use still?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Apr 4,2013 2:41 pm || Up

          They use them for fireworks nights!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Soaker Apr 4,2013 2:48 pm || Up

        Original Coliseum configuration with the east-side football bleachers installed in front of the baseball bleachers following the conclusion of baseball season. The ticket-holders on that side had to descend those steps to a walkway at the edge of the field and then climb the bleachers to their seats.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2013 3:01 pm || Up

        I suspect they may have some residual obligatory safety requirement attached to them…if you ever listen to the incredibly long recorded “what to do in a disaster” message they play an hour or so before each game, many of the lower sections are directed to go on to the playing field, after which I presume they’d leave the field via those concrete steps, since the small aisles from the lower box sections aren’t big enough to funnel thousands of people.

        Also as a practical matter there’s not much room to put viewable seats there now, sandwiched between the original bowl and the post-95 bleachers.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Englishmajor Apr 4,2013 3:04 pm || Up

          I would hate to be going up or down those steps in the event of a disaster….it’s bad enough when it’s just the rush for a good place to watch the fireworks. Probably better to exit the field through the tunnel that Stomper, etc. emerges from. That’s also a pretty steep climb, but not quite as jostle-ish.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2013 3:08 pm || Up

            No doubt. If the concrete’s a-rockin, I’m planting my butt on 2nd base until everyone else has left. But my guess is that those stairs are still incorporated into the official disaster egress plan, whether or not that’s desireable.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Apr 4,2013 3:10 pm || Up

              The first thing you would have to do is knock down the outfield fence to allow the hordes on the field access to the steps.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Soaker Apr 4,2013 3:40 pm || Up

          Come to think of it, the other thing they would still be used for is when you have on-field seating for concerts. This is Day on the Green 1979 (Journey) but I know Kenny Chesney played there last year.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • JamesV Apr 4,2013 3:42 pm || Up

            True fact: my father used to work for a company that took care of construction of sets for this and other stuff.

          • JamesV Apr 4,2013 3:43 pm || Up

            In fact, that’s how I saw my first two shows: Willie Nelson in the Astrodome (almost no memory of the music itself) and Pink Floyd in the Coliseum Arena.

          • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 3:43 pm || Up

            I feel claustrophobic just looking at that.

            • Soaker Apr 4,2013 3:45 pm || Up

              If you’re out there in the middle of center field and you need to pee, do you really think you’re going to head into the stands for a restroom?

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 3:48 pm || Up

                I would guess there was a lot of lovin’, touchin’, peein’ on another.

    • the dogfather Apr 4,2013 2:40 pm || Up

      … absolutely nuthin’ (HUH! — say it again)

      Other than letting fans on the field for fireworks nights, I have no idea. Raiders fans? Monster truck rally fans? Chime-on in.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • AV Apr 4,2013 2:44 pm || Up

      ever since T-long stopped using them as landing spots for his golf-swing HRs… they are mostly for allowing fans access to the field during fireworks nights.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  37. ptbnl Apr 4,2013 2:39 pm

    Woo-hoo … come back from a wine-fueled conference dinner to an A’s game on a dodgy stream.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  38. nevermoor Apr 4,2013 2:42 pm

    SID!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Apr 4,2013 2:45 pm || Up

      NOD!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Apr 4,2013 2:50 pm || Up

      Vicious? Ponson?

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Apr 4,2013 2:59 pm || Up

        Greenstreet? Dhartha?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2013 3:03 pm || Up

        If Aruban judges are to be believed, Ponson is definitely vicious.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Apr 4,2013 3:12 pm || Up

        Shutdown Inning Drink

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • andeux Apr 4,2013 3:14 pm || Up

          We have not quite reached the point where we can communicate entirely with acronyms (WHNQRTPWWCCEWA).

          TINSTAAFK
          • nevermoor Apr 4,2013 3:47 pm || Up

            I like this one.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  39. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:44 pm

    That Joe Angel home run call is painful.

  40. ptbnl Apr 4,2013 2:51 pm

    Chris Carter would have got all three of those, honest.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:53 pm || Up

      He’d still be looking for two of them.

  41. aardvark Apr 4,2013 2:53 pm

    Had a beer and some A’s baseball with my lunch. It was nice. Especially the Cespedes HR.

  42. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 2:57 pm

    Doubles monster.

  43. Englishmajor Apr 4,2013 3:00 pm

    • Englishmajor Apr 4,2013 3:01 pm || Up

      never mind.

      • ptbnl Apr 4,2013 3:10 pm || Up

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        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  44. andeux Apr 4,2013 3:00 pm

    – Y. Cespedes intentionally walked

    In the 8th inning of a 5 run game? Really?

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 3:01 pm || Up

      Wedge is trying to avoid permanent emotional scarring to his pitching staff.

    • elcroata Apr 4,2013 3:06 pm || Up

      Yeah. FK that

      Because survival is insufficient
  45. PDXAthleticsfan Apr 4,2013 3:08 pm

    Gameday is only showing me Mariners video highlights – it would be nice to see Cespedes’ home run.

    A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  46. Englishmajor Apr 4,2013 3:10 pm

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  47. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 3:10 pm

    well, that was much better ryan

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  48. ptbnl Apr 4,2013 3:12 pm

    Cooʞʞk!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 4,2013 3:14 pm || Up

      In my mind, I initially read that in Cyrillic.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • ptbnl Apr 4,2013 3:15 pm || Up

        It was the best reverse-K I could find on short notice.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • elcroata Apr 4,2013 9:29 pm || Up

        heh, same here

        Because survival is insufficient
  49. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 3:13 pm

    hatty with rayesque questions

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 3:20 pm

    cespedes is gonna hit 4 off the wall in left in houston

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 4,2013 3:27 pm

    I haven’t finished crunching the numbers, but the early data suggests that we may never lose again

  52. andeux Apr 4,2013 3:32 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 4,2013 3:35 pm || Up

      Northwestern alum. Huh.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2013 3:37 pm || Up

        They are uniformly excellent at sports, right?

        • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 4,2013 3:41 pm || Up

          Their uniforms are nice enough, I guess.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 4,2013 3:41 pm || Up

      Without knowing anything about Goebbert whatsoever, I am sad.

      • aardvark Apr 4,2013 3:52 pm || Up

        You should be. He was drafted in the 13th round, he’s been in the minors for 4 years and he’s never made anyone’s top prospect list. Best I can offer you is this little snippet from the 2012 BP Annual:
        “All indications are that his bat will be major-league quality, though being limited to left field by his lack of arm and range will probably prevent him from ever becoming a starter.”

        • Bed Apr 4,2013 3:53 pm || Up

          He sucks and that’s no lie about as much fun as watching paint dry.

          But seriously, folks....
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2013 1:47 pm || Up

        He once lacerated a kidney running into the outfield wall at the Metrodome at full sprint.

        It’s a FieldTurf field and a white ceiling, so you really have to watch the ball in the air,” he said. “I didn’t feel the warning track and ran into the outfield wall at a dead sprint.”

        At first, Goebbert thought he cracked a rib. He remained in the game, then came to bat the next inning and nearly homered. His double high off of the outfield wall led him to exit the game.

        Seems to have a bit of the elcroata in him.

    • JamesV Apr 4,2013 3:43 pm || Up

      Bummed.

    • Englishmajor Apr 4,2013 4:15 pm || Up

      Sad. I’m glad Travis made good use of his days of liberty:

      • dmoas Apr 4,2013 4:39 pm || Up

        I wonder if he’ll get to fly to Houston with the A’s.

  53. Future Ed Apr 4,2013 3:34 pm

    travis—->houston via trade

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 3:35 pm || Up

      read the thread, ed

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • batgirl Apr 4,2013 4:10 pm || Up

        Drop off the key, Lee.

        • Bed Apr 4,2013 4:18 pm || Up

          Hop on the bus, Gus.

          But seriously, folks....
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2013 4:22 pm || Up

            As andeux once described the A’s offense: 50 Ways To Leave Your Runners

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  54. andeux Apr 5,2013 10:55 am

    Moss on paternity leave. Looks like Shane Peterson might get the call – he was replaced after 1 AB for Sacto last night.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Apr 5,2013 11:56 am || Up

      that would be awesome

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 5,2013 11:56 am || Up

      hope they don’t name the baby wally pipp

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Apr 5,2013 12:16 pm || Up

      Hm, guess not, Freiman is started but Moss is still listed on the lineup card.

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Apr 5,2013 1:15 pm || Up
        TINSTAAFK
  55. Future Ed Apr 5,2013 12:18 pm

    Is the entire American league west in texas?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Apr 5,2013 12:29 pm || Up

      no. they sent seattle to a secret underground bunker in case the state explodes.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2013 1:20 pm || Up

        Seattle is the Secretary of the Interior of the AL West.

        • nevermoor Apr 5,2013 2:57 pm || Up

          First in war, first in peace last second to last in the AL West

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  56. Future Ed Apr 5,2013 1:15 pm

    He gave just $2,500 to federal candidates in the 2012 cycle; now politicians know how the A’s fans feel.

    http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/matrix-major-league-baseball-owners-asshole

    via calcaterra

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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