And the question is: who was the first president to have sex in the Oval Office? Or was Clinton the only one?
Make your points and defend your arguments!
And the question is: who was the first president to have sex in the Oval Office? Or was Clinton the only one?
Make your points and defend your arguments!
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Kennedy fucked anything that moved and Marilyn Monroe moved at him.
That’s a compelling point. But you don’t think someone did it earlier?
I assume they all did. If I’m President, I sure would…not much says badass gangsta more than getting laid in the oval office.
I think I read somewhere once that Ladybird caught LBJ in the act of getting blown in the oval office.
Millard Fillmore?
You are thinking of Mallard Fillmore
I highly doubt that Millard Fillmore ever blew LBJ, either in the Oval Office or anywhere else.
Little know fact…The Oval Office is actually a triangle.
I have no points to make worth defending.
Apparently the modern Oval Office was constructed during the Taft administration. I’d rather not think about that possibility, and Woodrow Wilson doesn’t seem like the type. Warren Harding had a reputation, though, so that’s my bet.
You know, if you had to choose a president with the name for it. Harding
Taft was known for giving up his seat on the bus for three women.
Heh, heh, you said Woodrow.
who was the first president to have an oval office?
there is your answer
I imagine we drive a lot of people away with all the posts we have on this site about baseball.
I’m not sure I consider what Clinton and Monica did in the Oval Office even having sex. As far as JFK and LBJ go there’s no doubt they fooled around but everything I’ve read pointed to them doing it outside of the Oval Office.
Depends on what the definition of is is.
Heh…clever answer.
I…did not know that about them. NTTAWWT.
There’s a FK and a BJ in there – how could they not?
True.
With LBJ there’s the old story that he had bells put on certain doors so he’d know when Ladybird was on her way and he could clean things up. It should be said that when it comes to adultery he thought JFK was an amateur compared to himself.
They don’t call him El BJ for nothing.
The only thing Nixon screwed in the Oval Office was the Constitution.
And South-East Asia.
Spoiler Alert for last night’s The Walking Dead…it turns out Bruce Willis was a zombie the whole time.
Oval Office has no straight edges, which suggests that it has no point either.
So it looks like I missed a total shitstorm a few days back. Did we permanently lose FKers?
I think Kay was the only long-term casualty.
Too bad.
One of the things that is surprising, in a good way, about this site is that whenever someone leaves in a huff everybody just accepts it and moves on. People change, and that’s kind of accepted with minimal drama around here. In other words, FK is bigger than any one of us in particular.
One of the bad things is that you abandoned us for so long.
truedat
A few things:
1. I don’t like posting from work.
2. This year has sucked so far along a number of personal and health dimensions.
3. I’ve decided that I can’t go on surviving on 6 hours of sleep, and I need to be more conscious about rest.
4. I miss you all, too. Maybe I should get sick more often!
Really? Looks like I missed it too. I’m gonna miss Kay.
Are FKers going to be tailgating/drinking beer in the parking lot before opening night? As it turns out, I have the day off from work, so I might be able to come a little early and engage in some poor behavior in the parking lot. Any issues if any work friends of mine tag along?
I will be.
There’s a huge tailgate going on from 1 pm, our usual suspects are joining in it. https://www.facebook.com/events/497611326941733/
And I took both Monday and Tuesday off.
That is my plan as well. I, too, have the day off work…
Thanks, and go As.
That is…not surprising. I was going to take BART. If you are too, maybe we can carpool to Pleasanton if it makes sense.
BART? Me?
Thanks, and go As.
Too awesome for BART, eh?
how would I transport the beer and the ribs?
Thanks, and go As.
In your stomach?
Good point, though.
I will be too
And a smaller tailgate.
Ah yes. I may swing by.
Size matters, this sounds great.
Not only do I not have the day off, but I have to work an assload of OT on Monday, before and after game, so I’m probably just going to appear at the stadium barely in time to take my seat by 7:00.
I’m probably in the same boat. And no Yoenessa for that one.
I think FSU will be in the regular spot, near WAC’s SOS thing. I will make a base of FSU.
I will have the childrens too.
Yes, that is exactly my plan, to plant the tailgate flag at the normal spot to use as the base of operations. I’m not going to make a big effort to coordinate foodstuffs or attendance, more like here we are, stop by and hang out and BYO whatever. I’ll make sure we have a hot grill or two available, cooler space, a table and probably a sun canopy.
The Upgrade crew will be repped by me, Nurse Upgrade, Nurse Upgrade’s sister, Nurse Upgrade’s sister’s boyfriend, and Primera, Segundo, and Niece Upgrade for the kid contingent. All kids are welcome to make our van the kid clubhouse.
Cria 1 got the game ball on Saturday. Usually the game ball goes to a kid who makes a nice play or has a good hit, or who hustles and cheers for his teammates. Not my boy. He got hit in the head with the ball in the first inning (not hard – five years old can’t throw that well) and after some ice decided to come back into the game. That’s right, my kid was MVP for getting bonked in the noggin.
Exactly!
I hope you rubbed some dirt on it.
And gave him second dip in the chaw bag.
My eldest scraped his knee two years ago, a friend jokingly said, “rub some dirt on it kid” and so, naturally…
Gritty!
Even among 5-year-olds, he’s like David Eckstein. Unfortunately I passed him my athletic genes.
And a favorable strike zone
True. Useless in coach-pitch and t-ball.
His world is bigger than that
Indeed. A boy needs to know how to throw, catch, field, and hit a baseball; throw and catch a football; kick a soccer ball; and shoot a basketball. He doesn’t have to be good at it. But he needs to be competent enough to do it without getting teased. It will make PE class less of a chore, help him make friends, and bond with his old man.
That’s a good list. I’d add dribble a basketball. Those kids who try to dribble by slapping at the ball make me sad.
Good point.
Eight-tool player!
that’s how i got my game ball. everybody signed it at the bar after the game, while i was at the emergency room trying to see through blood coagulating in my vitreous humor. it says, “way to keep your eye on the ball.” i was 38.
nice
At least you got the ball. I took a softball to the face while playing center. Square on the chin. Ran, picked it up, threw it back in and then admonished myself. Last game of the season too.
I had one (baseball) bounce way high off the top off my head, also in center. Almost made the play on the ricochet
ouch.
It’s his own fault. elcroata was calling him off the whole time.
something like that. to my defense, it happened a day after my right-fielder crashed into me although I called him off and I was hearing him running into me again. took my eyes off the ball to look at him and when I looked back up there was nothing but sun until somebody knocked on my head
That’s awful/hilarious.
I see these morons on FB posting about how they support “traditional marriage”but they aren’t homophobic. They love homosexuals because they are Christians and God calls them to love everyone. And all I can think is, “You don’t really know what ‘love’ means, do you?”
I’m fortunate to have not seen a single “traditional marriage” post on my news feed today, even from friends/family that I know lean that way. There’s even one surprise pro-gay marriage supporter.
They believe in traditional marriage, like when they buy the chick from her father, she’s completely subservient to her man, and they can’t divorce. After all, tradition is tradition.
“I tolerate them with all my heart!”
I want to know what love is…
I want you to show me…
It’s gonna take a little time.
Since all the ticket stuff is swirling around on other posts, I’ll throw another one out. I’m going to Seattle June 20-23 and planning to catch the Sunday afternoon A’s-Mariners game. I’m planning to get a bunch of tickets for a weird mishmosh of family, friends, and former co-workers. Any FKers want to join in the fun?
Guess who the speaker is for graduation in May. THIS GIRL.
As it should be.
:)
nice
Awesome!
Excellent!
Perfect!
Way to go Jennifer! Knock ’em dead! And then resuscitate them, further proving your awesomeness.
I mean the gril is probably a good choice. Doesn’t say much, makes good stakes.
That’s an intentional misspelling of stakes/steaks to further your joke, right? I can never tell with you.
yes. the joke was intentional apparently not that funny
Nice!
Nicely done!
Thanks everyone. The class elected me, so it feels like a real honor. Now I just have to figure out what I’m going to say.
Follow your dreams, find your passion, never stop learning and remember that you, too, can change the world. I’d start by Googling “commencement speech clichés” for some thoughts about what not to say.
commencement speech cliches? that’s ungooglable
Ogooglebar!
I remember being concerned that I could “win” this election in high school. But I think my classmates were concerned that I might let fly a volley of F-bombs in front of their parents and grandparents, so thankfully somebody else gave the speech.
i gave my commencement speech
Same here. I drew an extended contrast between Saved By The Bell and Actual High School.
Mine was mostly statitics about how much less life sucks if you graduate
Ooh, bore them to death with numbers rather than clichés, that’s an intriguing strategy!
I should have. Had the best actual GPA of anyone who did all four years at my HS. I got knocked out because they looked at UNWEIGHTED gpa (i.e. no bonus for honors classes), and someone else snuck past me there. Second spot went to a transfer student.
In the moment I was glad not to have to do it (and totally checked out of my school), looking back it would have been nice.
I think that I had exactly the same result as you, and at the same high school to boot. I mean *really* exactly the same, even down to the transfer student at #2.
In between our graduation years, my sister did finish as valedictorian.
It still doesn’t make sense that it worked that way.
My school had some system where anyone who qualified above a certain (quite high) GPA cutoff could apply to give the speech and all. I declined to do so, but maybe I should have.
That was my school, too.
my school had a tryout. I won
We had a tryout among three of us who had an unweighted 4.0 (freshman year didn’t count, for some reason). I didn’t win, but wasn’t super excited about the theme: “Give the best that you have and the best will come back to you.” My interpretation wasn’t very literal and didn’t go over well with the judges.
It’s also a crock of shit. Let’s toss out one more lie to the students before they leave us!
Stupid unweighted GPAs
Let it go Frank, just let it go.
I think a more appropriate response would be:
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
lighten up francis?
You lost to Barry Manilow!
I had a strange situation where I had the second-highest *weighted* GPA in my school. This was because I was in the journalism class. Because the school had wanted to stop supporting that class, the compromise was that journalism was held during “zero period,” ie, before school started. We still got course credit for it. So I had seven classes instead of six, and because journalism was not an honors course, it pulled my GPA *down*.
It was a lasting lesson that those that do more work voluntarily are idiots.
Fortunately, i was able to get a school administrator to write a letter to colleges to explain why I wasn’t ranked number one on my transcript. Didn’t really help anyway.
The lesson is: never try
never too young to learn that
Aim low, reach goals, avoid disappointment
I did the opposite and took half the normal number of classes as a senior. Which was awesome.
And you got into the fancy-pants East coast school, while I didn’t. There’s a lesson there.
Well, part of that was because I took some UC classes too. Still had my Wednesdays totally off that year.
Yeah, I did that senior-year-UC-classes-thing, too. Nice going into college admissions season knowing that Cal was my backup. (…and, I fell back.)
I think the biggest shock of my parents’ life was that I even applied anywhere else.
My dad(‘s wallet) was pleased that I didn’t get into the two private schools I applied to.
They definitely tried bribery, I just really wanted some new experiences.
That’s why we went east for grad school.
Then we had kids and came running back.
But they tracked you down.
Indeed. It’s also why I went center for grad school.
I wouldn’t have been the running by weighted GPA and only was there by unweighted GPA becausebed my US History teacher changed my grade due to a good showing on the AP. So I hold no bitterness.
Oh the places you’ll go!
Use sunscreen
If ever there was an occasion for Durrty Gurtie’s debut …
Well, OBVIOUSLY you’re going to take this opportunity to discuss the 2013 Oakland A’s starting lineup.
I think it’s obvious. Do a dramatic reading of a Lounge.
Graduation speech is just 30 minutes of Bed-isms.
Start out with “This graduation speech will make more sense in the voice of a high school history teacher from Arkansas.”
Set up a giant picture of Morgan Freeman, but take your time… lots of time. Tell everyone to look at the image and imagine his voice with your words. Pause a very long time. Then say “Titty Sprinkles” and walk off the stage.
A mic drop at the end would be a nice touch.
Can you get an empty chair on the stage?
LOL! Probably not.
Haha!
Congratulations Jennifer…I’ve really enjoyed reading about your adventure through your studies and I hope you’re feeling a real sense of accomplishment.
Wow, very cool! Congratulations!
So…any ideas on what the perfect thing to grill up is for a Draft Party/Intervention?