Bullshit Free Lounge.

DFA posted this in FK-All on March 3rd, 2013

I ate mac and cheese from a box tonight, it reminded me of childhood.

I had beer with a friend from college tonight, it reminded me of how much I have grown up.

I had a girl cancel plans for me making dinner, it reminded me that for some reason I will always find canceling on me making dinner so much worse than everyone else can imagine.

I cleaned my grout today, it reminded me that it is perhaps my favorite chore.

126 comments to Bullshit Free Lounge.

Ive been watching Parks and Recreation from the beginning. It is easy to see why I hated it when it first came out. It really found its voice later in the show.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:40 pm

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Giving Amy Poehler a 180 between seasons one and two helped a lot.

by futwork on March 3, 2013 at 11:47 pm

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What do you mean a 180?

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:49 pm

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The first season is like a shitty version of the office tho.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:50 pm

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michael schur said that the network didn’t give the time to test the show before it aired. the first season is essentially a first draft

I am only pretty on the outside.
by Future Ed on March 3, 2013 at 11:55 pm

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Right, a lot of which is cause in the first season she’s just a female Michael Scott. Starting with the penguin marriage she becomes a super-driven badass.

by futwork on March 4, 2013 at 12:01 am

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I like the penguin episode.

Andy is way less obnoxious the last two seasons than he was the first two.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:03 am

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Truf. Really the only show I can think of with all likable characters.

by futwork on March 4, 2013 at 12:07 am
grout, grout
you must clean it all out
these are the things
i’m bitching about
c’mon
i’m talking to you
c’mon

by whimsical witch on March 3, 2013 at 11:41 pm

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Ok that is hilarious

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:46 pm

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Win!

by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 12:49 am

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i love you

And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser
by MikeV on March 4, 2013 at 7:39 am
I really like dates. Great snack.

Kinda sticky tho

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:46 pm

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wow. mind went elsewhere.

by whimsical witch on March 3, 2013 at 11:47 pm

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LOL

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:49 pm

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I made shitty date bars with the last batch.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:49 pm

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Stuff them with a smoked almond, wrap them in bacon, and broil them.

by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 12:50 am

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That kind of works for most things no?

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:51 am

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Well, yeah. Probably.

by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 12:55 am

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sounds nummy

i like the with goaqt cheese and proscuitto

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:52 am

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That would be good too.

by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 12:56 am
Black Francis vs Kim Deal.

by brian.only on March 3, 2013 at 11:51 pm

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for some reason in my head the pixies are a less cool version of bikini kill

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 3, 2013 at 11:59 pm

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different eras

I am only pretty on the outside.
by Future Ed on March 4, 2013 at 12:03 am

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I know. but I found them about the same time in 05 so it didn’t really matter.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:04 am

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also i get them confused with sonic youth constantly.

Im not sure why this is true. but in my brain it is.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:04 am

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also, love them

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:05 am

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Thats weird, don’t mean to quibble but I’m guessing you haven’t listened to much SY.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:10 am

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I saw them at the fox a couple of years ago.

I haven’t listened to a ton of them but my brain often makes weird musical associations.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:11 am

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Its fair they’ve had around 5 different flavors.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:14 am

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i think i saw sy and the pixies before you were born

I am only pretty on the outside.
by Future Ed on March 4, 2013 at 12:22 am

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pre 86?

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:24 am

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no. pixies for the first ime in 89 or so. sy…same i guess

I am only pretty on the outside.
by Future Ed on March 4, 2013 at 12:26 am

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i love the pixies. there is a something-something.

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:04 am

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OMG, apples and oranges.
And for that Spitboy over BK.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:04 am

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Understand this comment I do not.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:05 am

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Riot grrl, Spitboy wayyyy better than BK

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:08 am

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Ive never listened to spitboy. I kinda got in the back door through le tigre

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:12 am

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Its ‘roots’ stuff I guess, Spitboy is the shit!
Founders of Riot Grrl.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:15 am

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I was under the impression Bk founded it?

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:19 am

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Not really, it was a whole scene on the west coast. BK was tots’ in there though.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:22 am

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it hurts me that you used tots

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:24 am

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I’m kind of a sucker for shortcuts. There are certain sacrifices I’m willing to make.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:25 am

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that and cray aren’t one of them

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:27 am

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Heh, fair.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:28 am

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I have lots of weird associations between bands that aren’t really related. Usually based on when I acquired certain records and listened them to death.

by colin on March 4, 2013 at 8:29 am

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Im glad it isn’t just me.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 8:50 am

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I’ve got a few of these-

Sleater-Kinney & Built To Spill
Neil Diamond & The Moody Blues
Al Jolson & David Bowie (Wait ’til the sun shines Ziggy!)

"Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
by Kay on March 4, 2013 at 9:23 am

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I picked Joey Santiago FWIW.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:39 am
Wow, dramatics in the Lounge and I missed it all cuz I was working… fitting too, because at the same moment the use of lady parts was under debate re: appropriateness, I was cursing the editor of the book I am working on — using a descriptive term favored by British punk rockers that rhymes with “bunt” — for reversing every instance of feet and inches (‘ and “) symbols throughout the whole FK’ing thing.

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:03 am

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sooooo this is the nonbullshit lounge keep it in the other one.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:05 am

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(just noting that my truth is not bullshit, but yeah, we can totally keep it over there)

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:06 am

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I was saying calling people pussies and cunts is bullshit and should be kept in the toxicity of the other lounge, not that your truth is bullshit.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:13 am

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You’re such a ballsack…

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:16 am

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HEY I DON”T HAVE WRINKLES!!!!!!!!!

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:19 am

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that’s not what I heard….

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:22 am

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I mean my ballsack does. But the rest of me?

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:25 am

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At least you have ‘em in the right place.

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:26 am

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But they’re in all the right places!

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:23 am

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acceptable. thank you. :)

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:18 am

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Stop being such a… oh never mind :D

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:19 am
Public Service Announcement.

Ninkasi Brewery is now in the bay WOOT!

Tricerihops FTW.
Heard it here first.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:13 am

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Psht. I lived in Oregon.

Gestalt has had Tricerihops at least back when I was dating Anastasia.

Fuck I miss that girl.

Also the beer is good.

She use to steal Franzenkaner glasses from Gestalt.

Ugg I wish she would be my friend.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:17 am

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Damn wish I would have known but curiously I was just told they just gained Cali distro’ in this week?
Must have ben on the ‘downlow’ I guess…
And was Anastasia hot?

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:20 am

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Sorry for the DFA english up there.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:21 am

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She was the love of my life and yes she was gorgeous. Its been 1 year 2 months and 28 days since we broke up. I still miss her every day.

She made me want to be a better person, so I could be better for her, and I grew and I was a better person. In the end that wasn’t enough.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:23 am
Can you all just come over to my room and talk to me until i fall asleep. I miss you and that would be so nice.

Snugggling optional but highly encouraged.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:17 am

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since “don’t you” was your ringtone, i am on my way over.

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:22 am

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Dude move over, quit hogging the sheets.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:23 am

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Ill put a fresh set on for the company!

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:25 am

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I was going to anyway but the girl cancled.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:25 am

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What a loser… I guess she’ll never know.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:27 am

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I don’t know what it is. Besides her being incredibly hot I shouldn’t like her, but I really do. Shes super easy to get a long with and talk to. And a red head.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:31 am

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Not to be rayciss but redheads smell kinda weird.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:40 am

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huh? really?

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:44 am

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Yeah, earthy funky/ moldy (the sweat) but that’s just me.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:46 am

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so weird

Is is a white people in general thing?

also shes of mexican heritage.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:52 am

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No, just natural reds, but I’m a super-mutt so possibly my olfactories are special.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:55 am

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she is a natural red head, even though shes mexican. didn’t know they existed but ive gone on dates with three of them in the last couple months. this is turning into the year of the red head.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:57 am

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Crazy-sauce, never met a mexican redhead.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:59 am

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Its kinda really hot. Its been years since Ive gotten involved with a latina too.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 1:12 am

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also I would spoon you so good it would change your understanding of the meaning of life.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:26 am

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are you talking to me, or brian? or me and brian? :P

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:28 am

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WE ARE ONE

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:29 am

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WE ARE (hey! are you reading my private writings?!?!?!)

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:31 am

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YES

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:30 am

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yesssssssssssssss

by whimsical witch on March 4, 2013 at 12:34 am

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Monty Python kind of staked that territory irrevocably.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:28 am

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What a great movie

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:30 am

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The english have no BALLS.

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:40 am

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And Americans? They all say things like “Lemme tell you something” and “I JUST WANNA SAY THIS!!!!”

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:44 am

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♡

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:47 am

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Blame it on… THE SALMON MOUSSE!!!!!!

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:49 am

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But I didn’t eat the mousse?

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:51 am

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it’s Christmas in Heaven

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:58 am

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Did we cover “vaginal juices” last time?

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:46 am

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If you Dutch Oven me, I’m taking a deep breath and then leaving.

by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 12:53 am

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Aww, that’s sweet, as long as we negotiate the no-touchie zones in advance.

"Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
by Kay on March 4, 2013 at 7:07 am
from OKC:

On a typical Friday night I am
Either being Puritanically good, or wildly bad.

I need to date that girl.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:32 am

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Meh. Total binarist.

"Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
by Kay on March 4, 2013 at 7:08 am

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I need to date her. I wasn’t suggesting her for you.

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 7:12 am

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of course.

As a thought exercise, I’m trying to think of how our respective dating pools could possibly overlap, and the only common factor I can think of is Mission Control. Have you ever been to one of the more vanilla parties there? (Not everything they do is swinger/kink)

"Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
by Kay on March 4, 2013 at 9:26 am
words of comfort
words of peace
words to make the fighting cease

Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
by nobody in particular on March 4, 2013 at 12:32 am

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Amazing song!
So underrated…

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:41 am
Going to crash, leave you with my fav’ juke pick that last forever!

by brian.only on March 4, 2013 at 12:56 am

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nighty night

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 12:58 am

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I’m gunna have to pull that one out of the CD drawer. It’s been too long. Although I suspect that Spawn1 will be pissed when I say I’m going to turn on the Television.

A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
by PDXAthleticsfan on March 5, 2013 at 1:20 pm
So I met Jeremiah Langhorne yesterday. Who, you ask? The Chef de Cuisine at McCrady’s. Sean Brock’s second in command. I was really hoping to meet Chef Brock himself, but I didn’t see him anywhere.

by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 12:57 am
In class we always start the day out watching a funny youtube video. We need new material. Any suggestions?

by Jennifer on March 4, 2013 at 6:50 pm

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by Englishmajor on March 4, 2013 at 7:06 pm

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Couldn’t watch. The person holding the camera was have a seizure and was making me sick.

by dmoas on March 4, 2013 at 7:10 pm

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was have a seizure

In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
by DFA on March 4, 2013 at 11:01 pm

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Like I said, was making me sick.

by dmoas on March 5, 2013 at 8:13 am

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by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 8:10 pm

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Great. Now I’m watching cute baby videos.

by Jennifer on March 4, 2013 at 8:21 pm

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You’re welcome. :)

by ozzman99 on March 4, 2013 at 8:28 pm

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Watch out, that’s a slippery slope!

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
by FreeSeatUpgrade on March 4, 2013 at 8:40 pm

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Ha! ICWYDT

I want a cute chubby baby!

by Jennifer on March 4, 2013 at 8:49 pm
I appreciate that the bullshit is free here. I’m getting sick of paying high prices for bullshit.

by ozzman99 on March 5, 2013 at 1:47 pm

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You didn’t read the fine print. You have to purchase separate bullshit of equal or greater value.

And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser
by MikeV on March 5, 2013 at 1:57 pm

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FK. The fine print always screws me.

by ozzman99 on March 5, 2013 at 1:58 pm

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What, did you think bullshit grows on trees? There are always costs

by Dial C for Concupiscence on March 5, 2013 at 2:29 pm

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Well, there should be free and paid options. Like with tv.

by ozzman99 on March 5, 2013 at 2:46 pm

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And kraut.

TINSTAAFK
by andeux on March 5, 2013 at 2:47 pm

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**d kraut.

by ozzman99 on March 5, 2013 at 3:18 pm

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Bullshit occasionally grows under trees. Still… the cost.

by dmoas on March 5, 2013 at 2:54 pm