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The Lounge where we move on to the next thing. 318

I’ve always had one goal in life, to live as interesting a life as I could…(a lot of money and at least one hole in one would be nice too.) So this lounge is dedicated to the next chapter in all our lives and whatever adventures await us…or it’ll just be the same old jokes we’ve been doing for years now. Lounge away if you wish.

318 thoughts on “The Lounge where we move on to the next thing.

  1. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:53 am

    On the first tee…the foursome of Bed, sirbed and both their massive egos.

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  2. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:54 am

    I used to be a FK’er like you until I took an arrow to the knee.

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    • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:55 am || Up

      This dated reference from 2011 is brought to you by CBS…all our shows are about middle aged white guys taking down criminals.

      But seriously, folks....
  3. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:00 am

    This is the first day in months that I have nothing that I need to do…it feels good…hmm…might be time to dance naked.

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  4. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:02 am

    I got an odd gift for Valentine’s Day…a picture of my right hand and the words “learn to love it” printed underneath it.

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  5. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:04 am

    Hmm…President’s Day coming up…this year I’m either dressing up as Rutherford B. Hayes or Martin Sheen.

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  6. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:07 am

    We haven’t had any snow this winter so the only really white thing at my house this year has been me.

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  7. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:08 am

    For my next hobby I’m either going to take up painting or alcoholism.

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  8. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:09 am

    Are you like me and spend most of your free time dream casting early 90’s porn movies?

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  9. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:11 am

    Can we all at least agree that unfunded mandates are the most unfunded of mandates?

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  10. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:12 am

    I watched some of The Grammys last week…needed more Foghat.

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  11. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:14 am

    By the way there is no truth to the rumor that sirbed will be the next Pope…he will however be stepping in to play Al Pacino’s hair weave in his next film.

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  12. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:17 am

    I’ve gone my entire life without seeing anything that Jimmy Kimmel has done. I have however seen several movies starring Pauley Shore.

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  13. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:19 am

    In my next life I want to come back a Buddhist Monk…or a stripper’s pole.

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  14. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:20 am

    Can we all at least agree that no one rocked 1987 harder than Richard Marx?

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  15. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:22 am

    I had bacon and eggs for breakfast and by bacon and eggs I mean oatmeal and fruit…yes, yes I am that boring.

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    • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:22 am || Up

      Speaking of boring I once met Al Gore.

      But seriously, folks....
  16. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:23 am

    When I think about FK I post to myself…to myself…yes, I do.

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  17. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:24 am

    My lazy eye really needs to get a job.

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  18. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:26 am

    I knew a girl who liked to say she was 5 foot 2 and her eyes were blue…I like to say I’m 5 foot 10 and my eyes are filled with rage.

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  19. Jennifer Feb 17,2013 9:28 am

    Whatcha moving on from, Beddy?

    • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:31 am || Up

      My entire life…I plan to move to Peru with my life partner, Wilford Brimley, and become a Salsa dance teacher by day and an underground pit fighter at night.

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      • Jennifer Feb 17,2013 12:12 pm || Up

        Something up?

        • Bed Feb 17,2013 12:14 pm || Up

          Uh…nope. I’m out of Viagra.

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          • Bed Feb 17,2013 12:15 pm || Up

            Oh, and as always…95% of my posts are jokes the other 19% are about VORP…everything is going great in my life.

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            • Jennifer Feb 17,2013 12:16 pm || Up

              Just checking. The tone of the post had me worried.

              • Bed Feb 17,2013 12:19 pm || Up

                Thanks for the thought. I figure I have a few more years before Miss Hawaii realizes she can do a lot better than me.

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  20. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:28 am

    The new Die Hard movie, Die Hard with your AARP Card, sure is getting bad reviews. This might be the first Die Hard movie I wait to see on DVD.

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    • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:28 am || Up

      Speaking of bad reviews I once reviewed Al Gore.

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    • batgirl Feb 17,2013 6:32 pm || Up

      I went today and it is about as bad as you think.

    • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 6:35 pm || Up

      Never seen any of them.

      • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:26 pm || Up

        Really? The first one is basically the perfect action movie. The second one is a lot of fun and I like the third one. The fourth one I’ve basically forgotten and apparently the the fifth one is pure awfulness on a stick.

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        • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 7:38 pm || Up

          The first one never looked that interesting to me, so naturally the rest didn’t grab me.

          • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:40 pm || Up

            I’d give it a try. I’ve never met anyone who saw it that didn’t like the first one.

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            • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 7:41 pm || Up

              Ok, I’ll get around to it sooner or later. The old Cooper River Bridge is in it.

          • batgirl Feb 18,2013 12:22 pm || Up

            The first one is one of my favorite all time movies. I don’t think I’ve ever happened upon it on TV and not sat down to watch the rest of it.

            • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 12:32 pm || Up

              Hmm, good to know.

              • Kay Feb 18,2013 12:55 pm || Up

                I generally HATE movies, and I give the first Die Hard a B+ and the second one a D+, which translated to normal terms is like five stars and 3 1/2 stars, respectively.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Poppy Feb 18,2013 3:50 pm || Up

          I didn’t see the first one until it was out on video. Rented it, watched it, enjoyed it… and went into labor. ( Yes, I was pregnant at the time… didn’t just miraculously erupt in baby.) So naturally I recommended it to my friends when they were tired of being pregnant.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  21. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:34 am

    I don’t want to get too political here but sharp cheddar is tangier than medium cheddar.

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  22. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:42 am

    On a serious note I’d like to talk to you today about the horror that is bald dude dry scalp. I think we can all agree that this is the biggest problem facing our great country and I only hope that President Obama has the courage to take this thing on…a nation, and Joe Biden’s bald head wait for you, Mr. President.

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  23. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:50 am

    (RAIN DELAY)

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  24. Bed Feb 17,2013 10:40 am

    Okay, better Lennon…John or Julian?

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  25. Bed Feb 17,2013 10:48 am

    I don’t care what anyone says…Jaws: The Revenge is the best movie ever made about a great white shark having a personal vendetta against one family because years earlier another great white shark had been killed by the dad of the family, who is now dead but oddly enough not killed by any other great white shark, that follows the wife of the dead dad to some island somewhere that might be in a different ocean for all we know after killing the son of the mother earlier in the movie that stars Michael Caine.

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    • Poppy Feb 17,2013 10:56 am || Up

      Isn’t it also in 3D?

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Poppy Feb 17,2013 10:57 am || Up

        3D ups the cheese factor in ANYTHING, so if Jaws: The Revenge is in 3D… well…

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • Bed Feb 17,2013 11:19 am || Up

          Sadly no…the third Jaws movie oddly enough called Jaws 3-D is the one in 3-D.

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          • Poppy Feb 17,2013 12:39 pm || Up

            Damn.

            There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  26. Bed Feb 17,2013 11:21 am

    Pull my finger.

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    • Bed Feb 17,2013 11:59 am || Up

      Speaking of pull my finger Al Gore has fingers.

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  27. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:13 pm

    The More You Know: Dr. Pepper got his doctorate in Volcanology.

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  28. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:16 pm

    As far as I’m concerned Goliath got robbed…he was ahead on points going into the 12th round.

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  29. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:24 pm

    Potato Chips: The perfect food for self loathing.

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  30. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:26 pm

    I’d like Cherry Garcia more if it wasn’t named after a damn, dirty hippie.

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  31. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:27 pm

    Okay, now we move on to the thing you’ve all been waiting for…let’s breakdown the NBA All Star Game.

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  32. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:32 pm

    Like most people I’ll never forget where I was when The Four Tops beat The Four Seasons in that amazing Bocce Ball Steel Cage Match.

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  33. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:32 pm

    Russia: The best place on Earth for all your meteor needs.

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    • Kay Feb 17,2013 3:32 pm || Up

      Dashcams! Dashcams!! Dashcams!!!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  34. Bed Feb 17,2013 12:49 pm

    You know that guy who has a donkey as an avatar sure does post a lot.

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  35. Bed Feb 17,2013 1:00 pm

    Coming up next on All Things Considered…One man’s crusade to make wheat grass smoothies available for the homeless.

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    • Poppy Feb 17,2013 1:58 pm || Up

      Is that man Al Gore?

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:27 pm || Up

        Hmm…you may be on to something there.

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      • Englishmajor Feb 17,2013 8:18 pm || Up

        I don’t know if you realized it, Poppy, but Al Gore was just concluding an hour-long speech on KQED at the very moment you posted this.

        • DFA Feb 17,2013 8:21 pm || Up

          did you go to city arts and lectures on Tuesday? I was there, Gore was unconvincing for me.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:25 pm || Up

            Al Gore lectures are a great cure for insomnia.

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            • DFA Feb 17,2013 8:30 pm || Up

              I did not find this to be true.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:33 pm || Up

                Well, to be fair I’ve never heard an Al Gore lecture. This is a streak I hope to continue for some time.

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          • Englishmajor Feb 17,2013 11:29 pm || Up

            I hardly ever go. I could say that’s because I can do a better job producing it for radio without any impressions from the event on stage, but the truth is I’m just lazy. I was prepared for Gore to be a snoozefest, but I thought it wasn’t all that bad.

            • DFA Feb 18,2013 8:19 am || Up

              Maybe I wasn’t alive for enough of the 90s but I do know that if youve actually seen Gore at any time in the last 10 years hes been anything but a snoozefest.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  36. nobody in particular Feb 17,2013 3:03 pm

    Hi bed!!!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  37. ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 3:21 pm

    ‘Sup, yo?

    • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:27 pm || Up

      Word to your mother.

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      • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 7:38 pm || Up

        Which word?

        • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:01 pm || Up

          Barry

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          • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:03 pm || Up

            Goldwater?

            • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:04 pm || Up

              Nope, Barry Word…use your Google machine.

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              • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:10 pm || Up

                I don’t remember that guy. Certainly no Sanders. Or Manilow.

                • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:12 pm || Up

                  To be fair though how can you compete with Barry Manilow…he’s made almost entirely out of plastic at this point.

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                • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:14 pm || Up

                  I always suspected he was a Barbie girl.

                • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:39 pm || Up

                  Yep, and Neil Diamond was more of a Breck Girl.

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                • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 12:17 am || Up

                  Georgia: “I don’t know what that means.”
                  Roxie: “It means you’ve got too much shit on your face.”
                  Betty: “Fuckable’s promotable.”

        • nevermoor Feb 17,2013 10:27 pm || Up

          Don’t ask EM.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  38. ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 3:29 pm

    I’m trying to move on with things.

    • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:44 pm || Up

      Get busy living or get busy jerking off.

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      • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 7:54 pm || Up

        I’ll stick with the 2nd option.

        • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:55 pm || Up

          Sometimes it’s best to go with what you know.

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  39. ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 4:25 pm

    I don’t think the 3 second rule applies when you drop your cookie in dog poop.

  40. Kay Feb 17,2013 6:57 pm

    My life is beautiful and complicated and great.

    Out of the 13 expected guests for my party last night, 3 attended. Yet, it just meant more time for core people and we all had great fun. One of my boyfriends sees through me, though, ‘cuz we think very much alike and he’s a lot older and wiser than I am. It’s kind of intimidating to be around him for a whole weekend, and I have to work hard to communicate as meticulously and honestly as possible in order to facilitate clarity (and avoid his Mr. Miyagi/Don Juan Matus-esque questions that are the inevitable responses to inefficient communication on my part).

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:42 pm || Up

      I assume the other ten were killed by the meteor.

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      • Kay Feb 17,2013 7:46 pm || Up

        Yeah, but we got it all on dashcam.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Kay Feb 17,2013 7:47 pm || Up

          either that or Nevada City is in Russia now.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:54 pm || Up

            In Nevada City the (insert lame Yakov Smirnoff joke here)

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            • Kay Feb 17,2013 7:56 pm || Up

              In Former Rough And Ready Republic…

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:01 pm || Up

      Has he ever caught a fly with chopsticks, though?

      • Kay Feb 17,2013 8:09 pm || Up

        He may as well have.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:12 pm || Up

          People who challenge you can be really good. They help you grow.

          • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:12 pm || Up

            And damn if smart ain’t sexy.

            • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:16 pm || Up

              pfft…you can have your smart…I’ll take big boobs.

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              • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:22 pm || Up

                You’re pretty damned smart…

              • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:10 pm || Up

                Who says he doesn’t have big boobs?

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  41. Bed Feb 17,2013 7:30 pm

    I think this lounge is slow because I’m talking about baseball too much.

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    • colin Feb 17,2013 7:32 pm || Up

      You should toss in some more VORP. That doesn’t have anything to do with baseball, right?

      • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:36 pm || Up

        To me VORP is more about life, man.

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    • Kay Feb 17,2013 7:37 pm || Up

      I think this lounge is slow because purple monkey dishwater.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:42 pm || Up

        I don’t always drink purple colored things but when I do it’s always JaMarcus Russell’s Purple Drank…don’t let the smooth taste fool ya’ into missing your receiver by 10 yards.

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  42. Bed Feb 17,2013 7:38 pm

    Signs you’re in your second term as President…you play golf with Tiger Woods despite his Perkins Pancake Waitress/Pornstars/Bridget the Midget issues.

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  43. Bed Feb 17,2013 7:46 pm

    Well, today was a good day…I did nothing except lay on the couch, fall asleep while watching some golf and give Little Miss Arkansas a bath. Add in a pizza for dinner and it was everything I needed to have.

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    • Kay Feb 17,2013 7:55 pm || Up

      I hung out with my boyfriends, cooked them breakfast and saw them off (they live 2 hrs north of here… I see them every other month or so), then slept until my father-in-law dropped off some used/salvaged furniture he wants to store in our garage for a few months (sigh), and now I’m heating up some leftovers for Kitty.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 7:59 pm || Up

        My garage is a father in law’s stuff free zone at the moment…since he lives far away and I’ve only been around him a couple of times I think it’ll likely stay that way.

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        • Kay Feb 17,2013 8:05 pm || Up

          Mine’s alright. I could have done far worse in the in-laws sweepstakes.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:10 pm || Up

            I get along with my Mother in Law quite a bit and unlike the mom to my last girlfriend she’s not trying to convert me to Judaism…likely because she’s Catholic and it would be kind of odd for her to try and convert me to Judaism. She respects my Raiderism beliefs.

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            • DFA Feb 17,2013 8:24 pm || Up

              Actually it would make perfect sense: She would convert you and Judaism then the inquisition would start. See this way you would never expect the inquisition. You might even say that her chief weapon would be surprise!

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:26 pm || Up

                Hmm…you may be right. The plot against me thickens.

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  44. Bed Feb 17,2013 7:53 pm

    If Kate Upton had been around when I was 14 I’m pretty sure I would have developed a serious wrist injury.

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  45. ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 7:53 pm

    Hot damn. First Heineken used a Gin Wigmore song for a commercial, now Guinness has done the same. She’s the official singer of beer songs.

    • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:15 pm || Up

      So He/She/It is named Gin and He/She/It sings about beer?

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      • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:22 pm || Up

        She, and no. They just use her songs to sell beer. She mostly sings about killing her exes.

  46. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:07 pm

    It’s a good thing I don’t lounge much anymore…I think I’m out of intelligent things to say…(Bed is then told he’s never posted anything intelligent in a lounge)…After thinking it over and talking with my advisers I would like to change my last statement to, It’s a good thing I don’t lounge much anymore so I can spend more time with my family.

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    • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:10 pm || Up

      We miss you when you’re not here, but we surely appreciate you when you do drop by.

      • beebo Feb 17,2013 8:14 pm || Up

        My sentiments exactly.

        Coincidentally, there’s a hot tub here at the place I’m housesitting.

        • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:20 pm || Up

          So you’re naked, then.

          • beebo Feb 18,2013 11:41 am || Up

            Since it looks like I caught the flu (again), I was actually wearing a jacket and scarf in the hot tub. But good guess.

      • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:14 pm || Up

        I like to think at this point I’m more of a guest star on Free Kraut. I come in every 10 episodes or so and cause havoc for the regular cast.

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        • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:21 pm || Up

          You’re like that guy on MacGyver that showed up every now and then and you thought he got killed, but then he showed up again next season.

          • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:24 pm || Up

            Exactly…I remember that character. I wonder if you watched that show now how cheesy it would be?

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            • ozzman99 Feb 17,2013 8:26 pm || Up

              I don’t want to know. I’m happy to live with my memories.

              • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:28 pm || Up

                I feel the same way about most of the stuff from the 80’s.

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            • Jennifer Feb 17,2013 9:11 pm || Up

              STFU, it would be fucking amazing.

          • dmoas Feb 17,2013 9:13 pm || Up

            Murdock.

            • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:14 pm || Up

              I’m pretty sure that’s it…I’ve been thinking about it since Oz mentioned it and that was the name that came to me.

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              • dmoas Feb 17,2013 9:18 pm || Up

                I know that’s it. And the first couple of seasons still holds up.

            • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 12:19 am || Up

              Yeah, that’s the guy. Same as Crazy Guy from the A-Team.

              • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 4:12 pm || Up

                Same name, I mean. Not the same actor.

    • Kay Feb 17,2013 8:12 pm || Up

      It’s good to see you when you’re here. Besides, you can still spend time with your family while lounging on the laptop, so even the time you do spend here doesn’t necessarily have to be completely separate. Kitty’s in her chair across the room and I share the best of your funnies with her, so she’s here too even if she’s not.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:18 pm || Up

        When I lounge I have to be totally focused and ready. I have all my VORP charts here and all my latest text messages from Bridget the Midget…this shit is hard work, yo.

        But seriously, folks....
  47. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:23 pm

    So did we ever decide who would win between waffles and volunteer work?

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    • DFA Feb 17,2013 8:25 pm || Up

      volunteer work gets you laid.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:27 pm || Up

        Well, it did for me more than once.

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  48. Englishmajor Feb 17,2013 8:24 pm

    I just cleaned out the fridge (otherwise known as The Place Where Produce Goes To Die) and now I’m sitting down to watch several episodes of Downton Abbey while eating an eclair.

    • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:27 pm || Up

      eclair > produce

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      • Englishmajor Feb 17,2013 11:32 pm || Up

        I noticed that the only things which never go bad in my fridge are diet Coke, pomegranate yogurt, blueberry jam, and chocolate, so I’m going to stick to that as my meal plan from now on.

  49. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:31 pm

    The last three movies we rented we turned off before they finished…I’m hoping for a DiMaggio like streak at this point.

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    • nevermoor Feb 17,2013 10:31 pm || Up

      Stay away from “Here Comes the Boom”

      Sounds like a movie that should make that list. Surprisingly good.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 12:19 am || Up

      Stop renting Jean Claude VanDamme movies, then.

  50. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:36 pm

    I hope you’ll read my next book which is 769 page breakdown of why Heather Thomas was hotter than Heather Locklear. Look for it at your local Montgomery Wards in the coming weeks.

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  51. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:37 pm

    My body still thinks it should be watching football on Sunday…this problem will continue until sometime next September.

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    • nevermoor Feb 17,2013 10:32 pm || Up

      Heavy Sigh

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 4:13 pm || Up

      You and Miss Hawaii could always go outside and toss the baby around.

  52. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:42 pm

    Every President’s Day I like to complain that we even have President’s Day. It’s a poor replacement for celebrating Washington and Lincoln’s birthdays. Those two men should be celebrated…Andrew Johnson and the other 20+ shitty to meh Presidents we’ve had should not.

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  53. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:45 pm

    Are you sure?

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    • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:45 pm || Up

      I mean really sure?

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      • Bed Feb 17,2013 8:50 pm || Up

        I mean like are you totally sure?

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        • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:21 pm || Up

          See, I’m not sure that you’re sure.

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          • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:28 pm || Up

            Well, how sure do you need me to be?

            But seriously, folks....
  54. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:47 pm

    Boy, I’ve really mellowed…I haven’t killed a hobo in weeks.

    But seriously, folks....
  55. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:48 pm

    Well, I got my new A’s hat in the mail yesterday so I’m all ready to not watch much of the upcoming baseball season.

    But seriously, folks....
  56. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:50 pm

    Does it make me a bad person that I ask questions that start with does it make me a bad person?

    But seriously, folks....
  57. Bed Feb 17,2013 8:57 pm

    Hmm…maybe to get this lounge going I need to either talk about my upcoming fantasy league draft or do a Phil Collins related Top 10 list.

    But seriously, folks....
  58. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:02 pm

    This lounge is about as popular as Bill O’Reilly at an ACLU convention.

    But seriously, folks....
  59. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:03 pm

    This lounge is about as popular as Nico at a Stop Violence Against Goats convention.

    But seriously, folks....
  60. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:04 pm

    This lounge is about as popular as Ted Nugent at a Vegan Lifestyle convention.

    But seriously, folks....
  61. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:05 pm

    Looking at the ratings if this lounge was a TV network it would be the CW.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:05 pm || Up

      Speaking of low ratings Al Gore once had a TV network.

      But seriously, folks....
  62. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:06 pm

    Well, since this lounge has mostly been me talking to myself I think it’s safe to say it’s my favorite lounge ever.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:14 pm || Up

      Bederick, you’re awesome. I’m sorry I got distracted.

      I was lounging on another site in another form, about other things.

      You don’t want to talk about dildo attachments for electric drills, do you?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:31 pm || Up

          Omigod, my boyfriend would be SO into you, it’s not even funny. He’s mostly attracted to big women and men, especially smart and freaky late bloomers.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:16 pm || Up

        There’s nothing to be sorry about…that other site sounds more fun. I’m having fun here fake complaining…I almost always have fun in the lounge no matter how many people are here.

        But seriously, folks....
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:18 pm || Up

        As far as dildo etiquette I admit to being a bit ignorant on the subject. I’ll go ask every woman I haven’t satisfied about what they think about the subject.

        But seriously, folks....
    • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 12:21 am || Up

      Sorry, went to a bar to hit on a girl.

  63. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:13 pm

    America, can we all agree that it’s time to give the band, Foreigner their green cards.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:32 pm || Up

      I’d rather give them their pink slips and have them pick up the nearest white courtesy phone to book the next flight back to whatever green hell they spawned from in the first place.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:33 pm || Up

        But but but…they’ve been waiting for a girl like you.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:40 pm || Up

          I walked by, but their eyes had double vision and they must have embraced the wrong image. They’re hot blooded, I guess, but they wanted to know what love is, and I wanted to show them. All they wanted to do was play head games, tho…

          My good friend says that being in a band is like being in a polyamorous relationship with four genders, and damn if he ain’t right.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:45 pm || Up

            That’s just an excellent “work as many Foreigner songs into one post” as has ever been done on the internet.

            But seriously, folks....
            • beebo Feb 18,2013 11:45 am || Up

              I thought Foreigner only did a cover of “Being in a Polyamorous Relationship with Four Genders”?

              • Kay Feb 18,2013 12:20 pm || Up

                No, that was “Four In Her.”

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • doctorK Feb 17,2013 10:48 pm || Up

        I’ll gladly chip in for this.

  64. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:19 pm

    Listen I’m just going to say it…Nobody rocked harder than Winger.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:33 pm || Up

      Kip Winger showed us that REAL bass players only need E, A, D, and G. Fretting is for sissies and wankers.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  65. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:21 pm

    So Kay you’re telling me there are other blogs on the internet that aren’t A’s baseball related?

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:34 pm || Up

      And social networking sites with extensive onboard chat options.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:37 pm || Up

        Hmm…well the lounge is good enough for me. All my other interactions with the public involve long letters written by hand.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:42 pm || Up

          I’m going to have to sit down and write one of those soon, and I’m kind of dreading it.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:46 pm || Up

            Hmm…I don’t remember the last time I wrote a long letter by hand…it’s been years.

            But seriously, folks....
            • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:47 pm || Up

              Now I’m having flashbacks to some of the long letters I wrote to girls back in my younger years…ah bad poetry and desperation.

              But seriously, folks....
            • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:47 pm || Up

              Same here.

              Some heavy shit just shouldn’t be done any way other than in a letter or in person, tho.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:48 pm || Up

                I agree…serious stuff shouldn’t be done by email.

                But seriously, folks....
                • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:49 pm || Up

                  Although my first three wives did break up with me by Twitter.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Bed Feb 17,2013 10:05 pm || Up

                  My current wife says she’ll break up with me by Reddit…now I need to find out what Reddit is.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Kay Feb 17,2013 10:10 pm || Up

                  Don’t look at the subreddit “/beddiesinteddies” if you don’t want to see pictures of your head photoshopped onto pictures of 70’s and 80’s JC Penney catalog lingerie models.

                  Just sayin’

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  66. Jennifer Feb 17,2013 9:22 pm

    I don’t have school tomorrow, so I expect one of you sexy bitches to make me breakfast in bed.

    • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:24 pm || Up

      As I also don’t have school tomorrow I expect that I’ll likely still have breakfast out of bed.

      But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:35 pm || Up

      I most certainly would if I was nearby.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  67. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:23 pm

    My wife has been doing yoga for the last six months…she’s getting really bendy.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:23 pm || Up

      This post was brought to you by…Bed sometimes over shares.

      But seriously, folks....
      • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:35 pm || Up

        Frankly, I think the vast majority of society UNDERSHARES.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:42 pm || Up

          I think it’s generational. A lot of younger people seem very comfortable sharing their entire lives on the net.

          But seriously, folks....
          • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:50 pm || Up

            I used to be uncomfortable with it. Now, I’m only uncomfortable with the idea of boring people, so I try to show only the most interesting parts of my life on the net.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:52 pm || Up

              I think I’ve proven over the last four years that I’m not uncomfortable with boring people.

              But seriously, folks....
              • Kay Feb 17,2013 10:00 pm || Up

                Facebook kills me, man.

                So much mundanity… My cynical side thinks thoughts like “Why are these posts important?” and my wiser side answers “Because a lot of people find a lot of happiness in sharing the little things of day to day life, so don’t rain on their parade.” Not everybody’s on a quest. Some people have found their set of happy routines and thrive in their ecosystems. Maybe I’ll be there someday. Then again, maybe going off on weird tangents IS my ecosystem…

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Bed Feb 17,2013 10:04 pm || Up

                  I still don’t get Facebook. My wife is on it and several friends tell me to do it but I don’t get the point of it. I come on FK to either have fun talking with you folks or be random and strange like tonight.

                  But seriously, folks....
  68. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:26 pm

    So Bed what are you doing tomorrow? Well, otherBed I’m going to a friend’s ranch and building a corral for a donkey. With this project I’ll be able to cross off the working with barbwire off my bucket list.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:36 pm || Up

      That sounds kinda like fun, actually.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:38 pm || Up

        I think it will be. We’ve been building that ranch up for the last five years. It’s good to work with your hands.

        But seriously, folks....
  69. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:28 pm

    Just remember kids…you’ll look cooler if you smoke.

    But seriously, folks....
  70. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:35 pm

    When I was a younger man I was handsy now I’m more handy…soon I’ll just be frickin’ old.

    But seriously, folks....
  71. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:39 pm

    Bed: Now accepting Visa, Mastercard but not American Express…don’t even mention Discover.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:41 pm || Up

      What about Players’ Club and Player-With-Yourself Club?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:44 pm || Up

        I’ll have to check with our accountants but I like the idea in theory.

        But seriously, folks....
    • nevermoor Feb 17,2013 10:36 pm || Up

      That’s not what my key-press harvester says.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  72. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:40 pm

    I think I might grow a mustache.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:41 pm || Up

      This really boring post was brought to you by…no one gives a shit, Bed.

      But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:42 pm || Up

      Three syllables: Fu. Man. Chu.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:43 pm || Up

        Oh, I like it…sadly I also enjoy being married so I think that’s out.

        But seriously, folks....
  73. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:48 pm

    Worst ending to a movie you’ve ever seen?

    But seriously, folks....
    • nevermoor Feb 17,2013 10:36 pm || Up

      VOLDEMORT DIES!!!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  74. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:53 pm

    Okay, we got this thing over 200 comments and only 187 were by me. I’m proud of us.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 9:54 pm || Up

      I do my part.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 9:55 pm || Up

        You’re always an FKMVP, Kay.

        But seriously, folks....
  75. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:57 pm

    Is the second A-Rod contract with the Yankees the worst contract in U.S. sports history?

    But seriously, folks....
    • nevermoor Feb 17,2013 10:37 pm || Up

      Barry. Zito.

      Ryan. Howard.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  76. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:58 pm

    Is it odd that I like to ask questions in lounges that no one is in?

    But seriously, folks....
  77. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:58 pm

    Does this dress I’m wearing make your ass look fat?

    But seriously, folks....
  78. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:58 pm

    Are you done eating that?

    But seriously, folks....
  79. Bed Feb 17,2013 9:59 pm

    When if ever will I stop asking questions that no one will answer?

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 10:01 pm || Up

      What is the sound of one hand fapping?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 10:02 pm || Up

        It sounds a lot like that tree that falls in the forest with no one around to see or hear it.

        But seriously, folks....
  80. Bed Feb 17,2013 10:01 pm

    I once went to a comedy club in KC and we hit the late show and there were about 8 people in the audience for the comic…he came out and just riffed for about an hour instead of doing his set…it was odd but enjoyable. I bring this up as this lounge has been odd but I’ve enjoyed it.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Feb 17,2013 10:07 pm || Up

      Me too.

      I should have gotten up an hour ago to go do chores and go to sleep, but between this Lounge and talk elsewhere of a group of friends doing Live Action Role Play/Cosplay as each other (as opposed to as vampires or cartoon characters or whatever)… There’s this super cute couple in our group of friends… One of them dresses for special events as if he’s the fifth member of Kraftwerk, and his partner dresses kinda like a 1930’s hobo… Disgustingly cute, in a good way, of course!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Feb 17,2013 10:09 pm || Up

        My Cosplay mostly involves me wearing golf shirts.

        But seriously, folks....
  81. Bed Feb 17,2013 10:10 pm

    Okay folks, keep on rockin’ in the free world…I’ll see you down the line.

    But seriously, folks....
  82. MikeV Feb 18,2013 1:54 pm

    Sold my car on Saturday.

    I just looked at a Tacoma.

    Holy FK those are nice trucks.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • ptbnl Feb 18,2013 2:08 pm || Up

      I have an Arsenal program for you.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • MikeV Feb 18,2013 2:22 pm || Up

        Woah. Awesome!

        How was the match?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Feb 18,2013 2:25 pm || Up

      Does it come with BAG-towing capacity? If so, I approve.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Feb 18,2013 2:35 pm || Up

        In fact, no. It doesn’t have a hitch, however strangely enough it does have trailer wiring.

        The hitch itself isn’t very expensive though, so no big deal.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • nevermoor Feb 18,2013 5:29 pm || Up

          Ok. As long as you buy it. Otherwise DO NOT WANT

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Jennifer Feb 18,2013 3:03 pm || Up

        You don’t have to call me names. :(

      • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 5:33 pm || Up

        I’m assuming that’s Big Ass Grill?

  83. Soaker Feb 18,2013 3:57 pm

    Walking down an unfamiliar street today, I needed to get rid of a used Thirsty-Two Ouncer, and lo and behold there’s a public park with a restroom.

    I go in and that’s odd, there’s no urinal, but I’m pretty focused on my present need, so I execute.

    When I walk over to the sink I see the tampon vending machine, and FINALLY the bell rings. But good, nobody is in here, so I’ve gotten away with it.

    When I go to exit, there’s a woman bringing her kid in. That was one of the dirtiest looks I’ve seen in a long time. I politely held the door for her. The sign wasn’t very big, it does need to be more conspicuous, and yes, it does happen innocently from time to time.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Poppy Feb 18,2013 4:04 pm || Up

      Please tell me you didn’t just “execute” on the floor because there was no urinal.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Soaker Feb 18,2013 4:07 pm || Up

        I suppose I should have told her that creamy-looking stuff on the toilet seat wasn’t liquid soap…

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 4:15 pm || Up

          If there was a stall left unflushed, she’s now convinced it’s the one you used.

          • Soaker Feb 18,2013 4:21 pm || Up

            The reason I was walking down that street instead of sitting on a beach is that your Southeastern U.S. weather has not been very beachy. I have two days left to salvage this vacation, but boy how frustrating.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 5:20 pm || Up

              Yeah, I know. Today was sunny here, but not warm. Last night was terribly cold. Tomorrow here will be warmer, but rainy.

              • Soaker Feb 18,2013 5:41 pm || Up

                Eh, even if a vacation doesn’t work out quite as planned it’s great to get out of the usual “comfort zone” or more accurately “rut”. If Grace Potter and the Nocturnals were playing in Reno they wouldn’t have shown up on my radar, but because I’m in vacation mentality I sought out their Miami Beach show a couple nights ago and that was thoroughly enjoyable.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • DFA Feb 18,2013 5:53 pm || Up

                  Oh ps do you think it would be worth it going to Wild Willy’s hotspring from SF on a whim with people and then driving back? Also how long would that take you think?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Soaker Feb 18,2013 6:07 pm || Up

                  My most recent post about Wild Willy’s on the forum. There are several other great, free public-lands soaks within several miles; get a hot springs guide book if you need details. At this time of year direct access to all these soaks is dubious due to snow, and then snowmelt turns the roads to mud in late March into April. It’s about a 3 hour drive down there from Tahoe, which you pretty much have to go through from the Bay Area at this time of year, so something like 7 hours total one-way. Cut about 90 minutes off that when you can go through Yosemite ($20 toll), starting around Memorial Day.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • DFA Feb 18,2013 6:41 pm || Up

                  LOL Wayne Estes is on that board. Hes a part of the Oregon Democratic Party.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Soaker Feb 18,2013 6:50 pm || Up

                  Wayne is the unofficial curator of Umpqua Hot Springs east of Roseburg and is one of our moderators (though I don’t think he’s ever done any moderating). In addition to his soaking he also does those 1000-mile bike trips.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • oblique Feb 19,2013 11:05 am || Up

      This (except for the door holding part) has actually happened to me at the Coliseum, toward the end of a very quiet evening a couple of seasons ago.

      • dmoas Feb 19,2013 11:25 am || Up

        And to Bloom iirc.

        • Kay Feb 19,2013 11:29 am || Up

          Really? Hmm…

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • 5Aces Feb 19,2013 12:32 pm || Up

        Happened to me at some courthouse paying off a ticket. It didnt click to me when I saw no urinals though, just assumed that it was old and they didnt have them. Didnt realize until a woman walked in (thank god I had closed the stll door).

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  84. Jennifer Feb 18,2013 6:13 pm

    I just had the weirdest dream. I was helping out Mythbusters with fat Marlon Brando, Dr. Hottie and his in-laws, and Perez Hilton.

  85. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 18,2013 9:29 pm

    Sorry I missed Bed; I could have taunted his golf lust with stories of all the nice Maui courses I drove past this week.

    I do not want to go back home.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 9:33 pm || Up

      But… baseball.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 18,2013 9:37 pm || Up

      I fell in love with baseball as a kid in Hawaii. Even though the Islanders are no more I could probably find something. The UH team is good sometimes.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 9:39 pm || Up

        But… Cespy. And Coco. And Crimson Schlong.

        • Jennifer Feb 18,2013 9:42 pm || Up

          Let it go, kid. You can’t win this one.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 18,2013 9:50 pm || Up

          Says the guy who lives in South Carolina.

          I haven’t tried it since I do in fact live in the East Bay, but it seems like mlbtv has made NRAFdom more possible than ever before. I’d mix in a couple trips back to town each year also.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Jennifer Feb 18,2013 9:59 pm || Up

            Sometimes you miss the stadium and the friends more than baseball.

          • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 10:08 pm || Up

            Point taken. But I’m working on getting back.

            • Jennifer Feb 18,2013 10:45 pm || Up

              I’d like to thank my brother and future sister-in-law for fucking up my graduation present.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 18,2013 11:04 pm || Up

                But at least you’ll get a lovely dress out of the deal.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Jennifer Feb 18,2013 11:14 pm || Up

                  It’s mediocre. They allowed me to pick out my dress, as long as it was what they wanted me to get.

              • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 11:14 pm || Up

                Punch them. During the ceremony. Dare ya.

          • dmoas Feb 18,2013 10:29 pm || Up

            Yeah, but you’d have to trade your “StAy” shirt for a “Come” shirt.

            • ozzman99 Feb 18,2013 10:42 pm || Up

              I bet Monica Lewinsky could help you out with that.

      • Englishmajor Feb 18,2013 11:23 pm || Up

        Don’t forget the Hawaii Stars and Na Koa Ikaika Maui . They may even get Eri Yoshida back this season!

  86. Englishmajor Feb 18,2013 11:35 pm

    Do you like Anchor Steam? Not any more.

    • Englishmajor Feb 18,2013 11:36 pm || Up

      Oh, sorry I screwed up the HTML again. It’s late.

    • ozzman99 Feb 19,2013 12:01 am || Up

      I’m not a mathematician or anything, but if you increase production from 120k to 600k, isn’t that quintupling? Not quadrupling, as the article states.

      • colin Feb 19,2013 5:05 am || Up

        Yep. My guess is that the author saw it written elsewhere as “increase by 400%” and thought that mean quadrupling. Or maybe they just don’t know the difference between quadruple and quintuple.

    • andeux Feb 19,2013 9:28 am || Up

      As long as they keep making Anchor Porter I don’t care who their landlord is.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ozzman99 Feb 19,2013 11:03 am || Up

        As long as I can still find Anchor Steam in Charleston for the next 3 months or so, I don’t care who their landlord is.

        • dmoas Feb 19,2013 11:26 am || Up

          As long as I don’t drink alchohol I don’t give a shit. Who their landlord?

          • Kay Feb 19,2013 11:28 am || Up

            The Jints

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • ozzman99 Feb 19,2013 6:43 pm || Up

            I’ve been drinking more lately. Not to excess, except on Mardi Gras. But more.

    • aardvark Feb 19,2013 10:58 am || Up

      When Anchot Steam was sold a few years back, the new owners said that they planned to increase production. The increased production would launch them towards the top of craft breweries by production, but still behind some well respected craft breweries, such as Sierra Nevada and New Belgium.

      I don’t see an inherent problem with it as long as the quality of product remains high.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 19,2013 12:36 pm || Up

        I think it’s more the Giants thing than the increased production thing.

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