I’ve always had one goal in life, to live as interesting a life as I could…(a lot of money and at least one hole in one would be nice too.) So this lounge is dedicated to the next chapter in all our lives and whatever adventures await us…or it’ll just be the same old jokes we’ve been doing for years now. Lounge away if you wish.
On the first tee…the foursome of Bed, sirbed and both their massive egos.
I used to be a FK’er like you until I took an arrow to the knee.
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This dated reference from 2011 is brought to you by CBS…all our shows are about middle aged white guys taking down criminals.
This is the first day in months that I have nothing that I need to do…it feels good…hmm…might be time to dance naked.
I got an odd gift for Valentine’s Day…a picture of my right hand and the words “learn to love it” printed underneath it.
Hmm…President’s Day coming up…this year I’m either dressing up as Rutherford B. Hayes or Martin Sheen.
We haven’t had any snow this winter so the only really white thing at my house this year has been me.
For my next hobby I’m either going to take up painting or alcoholism.
Are you like me and spend most of your free time dream casting early 90′s porn movies?
Can we all at least agree that unfunded mandates are the most unfunded of mandates?
I watched some of The Grammys last week…needed more Foghat.
By the way there is no truth to the rumor that sirbed will be the next Pope…he will however be stepping in to play Al Pacino’s hair weave in his next film.
I’ve gone my entire life without seeing anything that Jimmy Kimmel has done. I have however seen several movies starring Pauley Shore.
In my next life I want to come back a Buddhist Monk…or a stripper’s pole.
Can we all at least agree that no one rocked 1987 harder than Richard Marx?
I had bacon and eggs for breakfast and by bacon and eggs I mean oatmeal and fruit…yes, yes I am that boring.
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Speaking of boring I once met Al Gore.
When I think about FK I post to myself…to myself…yes, I do.
My lazy eye really needs to get a job.
I knew a girl who liked to say she was 5 foot 2 and her eyes were blue…I like to say I’m 5 foot 10 and my eyes are filled with rage.
Whatcha moving on from, Beddy?
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My entire life…I plan to move to Peru with my life partner, Wilford Brimley, and become a Salsa dance teacher by day and an underground pit fighter at night.
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Something up?
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Uh…nope. I’m out of Viagra.
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Oh, and as always…95% of my posts are jokes the other 19% are about VORP…everything is going great in my life.
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Just checking. The tone of the post had me worried.
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Thanks for the thought. I figure I have a few more years before Miss Hawaii realizes she can do a lot better than me.
The new Die Hard movie, Die Hard with your AARP Card, sure is getting bad reviews. This might be the first Die Hard movie I wait to see on DVD.
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Speaking of bad reviews I once reviewed Al Gore.
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I went today and it is about as bad as you think.
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Never seen any of them.
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Really? The first one is basically the perfect action movie. The second one is a lot of fun and I like the third one. The fourth one I’ve basically forgotten and apparently the the fifth one is pure awfulness on a stick.
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The first one never looked that interesting to me, so naturally the rest didn’t grab me.
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I’d give it a try. I’ve never met anyone who saw it that didn’t like the first one.
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Ok, I’ll get around to it sooner or later. The old Cooper River Bridge is in it.
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The first one is one of my favorite all time movies. I don’t think I’ve ever happened upon it on TV and not sat down to watch the rest of it.
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Hmm, good to know.
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I generally HATE movies, and I give the first Die Hard a B+ and the second one a D+, which translated to normal terms is like five stars and 3 1/2 stars, respectively.
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I didn’t see the first one until it was out on video. Rented it, watched it, enjoyed it… and went into labor. ( Yes, I was pregnant at the time… didn’t just miraculously erupt in baby.) So naturally I recommended it to my friends when they were tired of being pregnant.
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Yippie Kai Yay Mother Poppy!
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asvd
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Well played.
I don’t want to get too political here but sharp cheddar is tangier than medium cheddar.
On a serious note I’d like to talk to you today about the horror that is bald dude dry scalp. I think we can all agree that this is the biggest problem facing our great country and I only hope that President Obama has the courage to take this thing on…a nation, and Joe Biden’s bald head wait for you, Mr. President.
(RAIN DELAY)
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(SLIDES ACROSS TARP ON BELLY)
Okay, better Lennon…John or Julian?
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Admit it…Too Late for Goodbyes is better than anything the Beatles ever did.
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Sean?
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Nope…to much Yoko DNA in him.
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Vladimir.
I don’t care what anyone says…Jaws: The Revenge is the best movie ever made about a great white shark having a personal vendetta against one family because years earlier another great white shark had been killed by the dad of the family, who is now dead but oddly enough not killed by any other great white shark, that follows the wife of the dead dad to some island somewhere that might be in a different ocean for all we know after killing the son of the mother earlier in the movie that stars Michael Caine.
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Isn’t it also in 3D?
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3D ups the cheese factor in ANYTHING, so if Jaws: The Revenge is in 3D… well…
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Sadly no…the third Jaws movie oddly enough called Jaws 3-D is the one in 3-D.
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Damn.
Pull my finger.
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Speaking of pull my finger Al Gore has fingers.
The More You Know: Dr. Pepper got his doctorate in Volcanology.
As far as I’m concerned Goliath got robbed…he was ahead on points going into the 12th round.
Potato Chips: The perfect food for self loathing.
I’d like Cherry Garcia more if it wasn’t named after a damn, dirty hippie.
Okay, now we move on to the thing you’ve all been waiting for…let’s breakdown the NBA All Star Game.
Like most people I’ll never forget where I was when The Four Tops beat The Four Seasons in that amazing Bocce Ball Steel Cage Match.
Russia: The best place on Earth for all your meteor needs.
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Dashcams! Dashcams!! Dashcams!!!
You know that guy who has a donkey as an avatar sure does post a lot.
Coming up next on All Things Considered…One man’s crusade to make wheat grass smoothies available for the homeless.
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Is that man Al Gore?
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Hmm…you may be on to something there.
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I don’t know if you realized it, Poppy, but Al Gore was just concluding an hour-long speech on KQED at the very moment you posted this.
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did you go to city arts and lectures on Tuesday? I was there, Gore was unconvincing for me.
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Al Gore lectures are a great cure for insomnia.
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I did not find this to be true.
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Well, to be fair I’ve never heard an Al Gore lecture. This is a streak I hope to continue for some time.
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I hardly ever go. I could say that’s because I can do a better job producing it for radio without any impressions from the event on stage, but the truth is I’m just lazy. I was prepared for Gore to be a snoozefest, but I thought it wasn’t all that bad.
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Maybe I wasn’t alive for enough of the 90s but I do know that if youve actually seen Gore at any time in the last 10 years hes been anything but a snoozefest.
Hi bed!!!
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Howdy
‘Sup, yo?
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Word to your mother.
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Which word?
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Barry
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Goldwater?
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Nope, Barry Word…use your Google machine.
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I don’t remember that guy. Certainly no Sanders. Or Manilow.
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To be fair though how can you compete with Barry Manilow…he’s made almost entirely out of plastic at this point.
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I always suspected he was a Barbie girl.
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Yep, and Neil Diamond was more of a Breck Girl.
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Georgia: “I don’t know what that means.”
Roxie: “It means you’ve got too much shit on your face.”
Betty: “Fuckable’s promotable.”
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Don’t ask EM.
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Word up.
I’m trying to move on with things.
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Get busy living or get busy jerking off.
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I’ll stick with the 2nd option.
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Sometimes it’s best to go with what you know.
I don’t think the 3 second rule applies when you drop your cookie in dog poop.
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Right. That’s more of a 15 second rule.
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I consider it infinite.
My life is beautiful and complicated and great.
Out of the 13 expected guests for my party last night, 3 attended. Yet, it just meant more time for core people and we all had great fun. One of my boyfriends sees through me, though, ‘cuz we think very much alike and he’s a lot older and wiser than I am. It’s kind of intimidating to be around him for a whole weekend, and I have to work hard to communicate as meticulously and honestly as possible in order to facilitate clarity (and avoid his Mr. Miyagi/Don Juan Matus-esque questions that are the inevitable responses to inefficient communication on my part).
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I assume the other ten were killed by the meteor.
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Yeah, but we got it all on dashcam.
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either that or Nevada City is in Russia now.
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In Nevada City the (insert lame Yakov Smirnoff joke here)
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In Former Rough And Ready Republic…
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Has he ever caught a fly with chopsticks, though?
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He may as well have.
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People who challenge you can be really good. They help you grow.
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And damn if smart ain’t sexy.
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pfft…you can have your smart…I’ll take big boobs.
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You’re pretty damned smart…
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I agree with Bed, so I’ll take ozzman!
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Take me, dmoas. TAKE ME!
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Who says he doesn’t have big boobs?
I think this lounge is slow because I’m talking about baseball too much.
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You should toss in some more VORP. That doesn’t have anything to do with baseball, right?
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To me VORP is more about life, man.
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I think this lounge is slow because purple monkey dishwater.
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I don’t always drink purple colored things but when I do it’s always JaMarcus Russell’s Purple Drank…don’t let the smooth taste fool ya’ into missing your receiver by 10 yards.
Signs you’re in your second term as President…you play golf with Tiger Woods despite his Perkins Pancake Waitress/Pornstars/Bridget the Midget issues.
Well, today was a good day…I did nothing except lay on the couch, fall asleep while watching some golf and give Little Miss Arkansas a bath. Add in a pizza for dinner and it was everything I needed to have.
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I hung out with my boyfriends, cooked them breakfast and saw them off (they live 2 hrs north of here… I see them every other month or so), then slept until my father-in-law dropped off some used/salvaged furniture he wants to store in our garage for a few months (sigh), and now I’m heating up some leftovers for Kitty.
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My garage is a father in law’s stuff free zone at the moment…since he lives far away and I’ve only been around him a couple of times I think it’ll likely stay that way.
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Mine’s alright. I could have done far worse in the in-laws sweepstakes.
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I get along with my Mother in Law quite a bit and unlike the mom to my last girlfriend she’s not trying to convert me to Judaism…likely because she’s Catholic and it would be kind of odd for her to try and convert me to Judaism. She respects my Raiderism beliefs.
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Actually it would make perfect sense: She would convert you and Judaism then the inquisition would start. See this way you would never expect the inquisition. You might even say that her chief weapon would be surprise!
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Hmm…you may be right. The plot against me thickens.
If Kate Upton had been around when I was 14 I’m pretty sure I would have developed a serious wrist injury.
Hot damn. First Heineken used a Gin Wigmore song for a commercial, now Guinness has done the same. She’s the official singer of beer songs.
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So He/She/It is named Gin and He/She/It sings about beer?
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She, and no. They just use her songs to sell beer. She mostly sings about killing her exes.
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Alrighty then.
It’s a good thing I don’t lounge much anymore…I think I’m out of intelligent things to say…(Bed is then told he’s never posted anything intelligent in a lounge)…After thinking it over and talking with my advisers I would like to change my last statement to, It’s a good thing I don’t lounge much anymore so I can spend more time with my family.
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We miss you when you’re not here, but we surely appreciate you when you do drop by.
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My sentiments exactly.
Coincidentally, there’s a hot tub here at the place I’m housesitting.
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So you’re naked, then.
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Since it looks like I caught the flu (again), I was actually wearing a jacket and scarf in the hot tub. But good guess.
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I like to think at this point I’m more of a guest star on Free Kraut. I come in every 10 episodes or so and cause havoc for the regular cast.
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You’re like that guy on MacGyver that showed up every now and then and you thought he got killed, but then he showed up again next season.
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Exactly…I remember that character. I wonder if you watched that show now how cheesy it would be?
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I don’t want to know. I’m happy to live with my memories.
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I feel the same way about most of the stuff from the 80′s.
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Like Phil Collins?
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STFU, it would be fucking amazing.
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Murdock.
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I’m pretty sure that’s it…I’ve been thinking about it since Oz mentioned it and that was the name that came to me.
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I know that’s it. And the first couple of seasons still holds up.
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dmoas: MacGyver Expert
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Yeah, that’s the guy. Same as Crazy Guy from the A-Team.
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Same name, I mean. Not the same actor.
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It’s good to see you when you’re here. Besides, you can still spend time with your family while lounging on the laptop, so even the time you do spend here doesn’t necessarily have to be completely separate. Kitty’s in her chair across the room and I share the best of your funnies with her, so she’s here too even if she’s not.
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When I lounge I have to be totally focused and ready. I have all my VORP charts here and all my latest text messages from Bridget the Midget…this shit is hard work, yo.
So did we ever decide who would win between waffles and volunteer work?
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volunteer work gets you laid.
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Well, it did for me more than once.
I just cleaned out the fridge (otherwise known as The Place Where Produce Goes To Die) and now I’m sitting down to watch several episodes of Downton Abbey while eating an eclair.
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eclair > produce
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I noticed that the only things which never go bad in my fridge are diet Coke, pomegranate yogurt, blueberry jam, and chocolate, so I’m going to stick to that as my meal plan from now on.
The last three movies we rented we turned off before they finished…I’m hoping for a DiMaggio like streak at this point.
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Stay away from “Here Comes the Boom”
Sounds like a movie that should make that list. Surprisingly good.
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Stop renting Jean Claude VanDamme movies, then.
I hope you’ll read my next book which is 769 page breakdown of why Heather Thomas was hotter than Heather Locklear. Look for it at your local Montgomery Wards in the coming weeks.
My body still thinks it should be watching football on Sunday…this problem will continue until sometime next September.
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Heavy Sigh
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You and Miss Hawaii could always go outside and toss the baby around.
Every President’s Day I like to complain that we even have President’s Day. It’s a poor replacement for celebrating Washington and Lincoln’s birthdays. Those two men should be celebrated…Andrew Johnson and the other 20+ shitty to meh Presidents we’ve had should not.
Are you sure?
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I mean really sure?
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I mean like are you totally sure?
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See, I’m not sure that you’re sure.
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Well, how sure do you need me to be?
Boy, I’ve really mellowed…I haven’t killed a hobo in weeks.
Well, I got my new A’s hat in the mail yesterday so I’m all ready to not watch much of the upcoming baseball season.
Does it make me a bad person that I ask questions that start with does it make me a bad person?
Hmm…maybe to get this lounge going I need to either talk about my upcoming fantasy league draft or do a Phil Collins related Top 10 list.
This lounge is about as popular as Bill O’Reilly at an ACLU convention.
This lounge is about as popular as Nico at a Stop Violence Against Goats convention.
This lounge is about as popular as Ted Nugent at a Vegan Lifestyle convention.
Looking at the ratings if this lounge was a TV network it would be the CW.
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Speaking of low ratings Al Gore once had a TV network.
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(cue sad trombone sfx)
Well, since this lounge has mostly been me talking to myself I think it’s safe to say it’s my favorite lounge ever.
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Bederick, you’re awesome. I’m sorry I got distracted.
I was lounging on another site in another form, about other things.
You don’t want to talk about dildo attachments for electric drills, do you?
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Sure.
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Omigod, my boyfriend would be SO into you, it’s not even funny. He’s mostly attracted to big women and men, especially smart and freaky late bloomers.
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There’s nothing to be sorry about…that other site sounds more fun. I’m having fun here fake complaining…I almost always have fun in the lounge no matter how many people are here.
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As far as dildo etiquette I admit to being a bit ignorant on the subject. I’ll go ask every woman I haven’t satisfied about what they think about the subject.
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Sorry, went to a bar to hit on a girl.
America, can we all agree that it’s time to give the band, Foreigner their green cards.
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I’d rather give them their pink slips and have them pick up the nearest white courtesy phone to book the next flight back to whatever green hell they spawned from in the first place.
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But but but…they’ve been waiting for a girl like you.
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I walked by, but their eyes had double vision and they must have embraced the wrong image. They’re hot blooded, I guess, but they wanted to know what love is, and I wanted to show them. All they wanted to do was play head games, tho…
My good friend says that being in a band is like being in a polyamorous relationship with four genders, and damn if he ain’t right.
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That’s just an excellent “work as many Foreigner songs into one post” as has ever been done on the internet.
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I thought Foreigner only did a cover of “Being in a Polyamorous Relationship with Four Genders”?
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No, that was “Four In Her.”
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Win.
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Heh heh
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#DAVA
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Don’t you mean DVDA?
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Double Anal, Vaginal All.
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I’ll gladly chip in for this.
Listen I’m just going to say it…Nobody rocked harder than Winger.
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Kip Winger showed us that REAL bass players only need E, A, D, and G. Fretting is for sissies and wankers.
So Kay you’re telling me there are other blogs on the internet that aren’t A’s baseball related?
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And social networking sites with extensive onboard chat options.
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Hmm…well the lounge is good enough for me. All my other interactions with the public involve long letters written by hand.
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I’m going to have to sit down and write one of those soon, and I’m kind of dreading it.
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Hmm…I don’t remember the last time I wrote a long letter by hand…it’s been years.
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Now I’m having flashbacks to some of the long letters I wrote to girls back in my younger years…ah bad poetry and desperation.
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Same here.
Some heavy shit just shouldn’t be done any way other than in a letter or in person, tho.
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I agree…serious stuff shouldn’t be done by email.
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Although my first three wives did break up with me by Twitter.
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My current wife says she’ll break up with me by Reddit…now I need to find out what Reddit is.
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Don’t look at the subreddit “/beddiesinteddies” if you don’t want to see pictures of your head photoshopped onto pictures of 70′s and 80′s JC Penney catalog lingerie models.
Just sayin’
I don’t have school tomorrow, so I expect one of you sexy bitches to make me breakfast in bed.
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As I also don’t have school tomorrow I expect that I’ll likely still have breakfast out of bed.
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I most certainly would if I was nearby.
My wife has been doing yoga for the last six months…she’s getting really bendy.
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This post was brought to you by…Bed sometimes over shares.
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Frankly, I think the vast majority of society UNDERSHARES.
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I think it’s generational. A lot of younger people seem very comfortable sharing their entire lives on the net.
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I used to be uncomfortable with it. Now, I’m only uncomfortable with the idea of boring people, so I try to show only the most interesting parts of my life on the net.
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I think I’ve proven over the last four years that I’m not uncomfortable with boring people.
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Facebook kills me, man.
So much mundanity… My cynical side thinks thoughts like “Why are these posts important?” and my wiser side answers “Because a lot of people find a lot of happiness in sharing the little things of day to day life, so don’t rain on their parade.” Not everybody’s on a quest. Some people have found their set of happy routines and thrive in their ecosystems. Maybe I’ll be there someday. Then again, maybe going off on weird tangents IS my ecosystem…
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I still don’t get Facebook. My wife is on it and several friends tell me to do it but I don’t get the point of it. I come on FK to either have fun talking with you folks or be random and strange like tonight.
So Bed what are you doing tomorrow? Well, otherBed I’m going to a friend’s ranch and building a corral for a donkey. With this project I’ll be able to cross off the working with barbwire off my bucket list.
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That sounds kinda like fun, actually.
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I think it will be. We’ve been building that ranch up for the last five years. It’s good to work with your hands.
Just remember kids…you’ll look cooler if you smoke.
When I was a younger man I was handsy now I’m more handy…soon I’ll just be frickin’ old.
Bed: Now accepting Visa, Mastercard but not American Express…don’t even mention Discover.
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What about Players’ Club and Player-With-Yourself Club?
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I’ll have to check with our accountants but I like the idea in theory.
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That’s not what my key-press harvester says.
I think I might grow a mustache.
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This really boring post was brought to you by…no one gives a shit, Bed.
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Three syllables: Fu. Man. Chu.
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Oh, I like it…sadly I also enjoy being married so I think that’s out.
Worst ending to a movie you’ve ever seen?
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VOLDEMORT DIES!!!
Okay, we got this thing over 200 comments and only 187 were by me. I’m proud of us.
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I do my part.
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You’re always an FKMVP, Kay.
Is the second A-Rod contract with the Yankees the worst contract in U.S. sports history?
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Barry. Zito.
Ryan. Howard.
Is it odd that I like to ask questions in lounges that no one is in?
Does this dress I’m wearing make your ass look fat?
Are you done eating that?
When if ever will I stop asking questions that no one will answer?
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What is the sound of one hand fapping?
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It sounds a lot like that tree that falls in the forest with no one around to see or hear it.
I once went to a comedy club in KC and we hit the late show and there were about 8 people in the audience for the comic…he came out and just riffed for about an hour instead of doing his set…it was odd but enjoyable. I bring this up as this lounge has been odd but I’ve enjoyed it.
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Me too.
I should have gotten up an hour ago to go do chores and go to sleep, but between this Lounge and talk elsewhere of a group of friends doing Live Action Role Play/Cosplay as each other (as opposed to as vampires or cartoon characters or whatever)… There’s this super cute couple in our group of friends… One of them dresses for special events as if he’s the fifth member of Kraftwerk, and his partner dresses kinda like a 1930′s hobo… Disgustingly cute, in a good way, of course!
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My Cosplay mostly involves me wearing golf shirts.
Okay folks, keep on rockin’ in the free world…I’ll see you down the line.
Sold my car on Saturday.
I just looked at a Tacoma.
Holy FK those are nice trucks.
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I have an Arsenal program for you.
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Woah. Awesome!
How was the match?
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Much as reported
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Does it come with BAG-towing capacity? If so, I approve.
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In fact, no. It doesn’t have a hitch, however strangely enough it does have trailer wiring.
The hitch itself isn’t very expensive though, so no big deal.
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Ok. As long as you buy it. Otherwise DO NOT WANT
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You don’t have to call me names. :(
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I’m assuming that’s Big Ass Grill?
Walking down an unfamiliar street today, I needed to get rid of a used Thirsty-Two Ouncer, and lo and behold there’s a public park with a restroom.
I go in and that’s odd, there’s no urinal, but I’m pretty focused on my present need, so I execute.
When I walk over to the sink I see the tampon vending machine, and FINALLY the bell rings. But good, nobody is in here, so I’ve gotten away with it.
When I go to exit, there’s a woman bringing her kid in. That was one of the dirtiest looks I’ve seen in a long time. I politely held the door for her. The sign wasn’t very big, it does need to be more conspicuous, and yes, it does happen innocently from time to time.
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Please tell me you didn’t just “execute” on the floor because there was no urinal.
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I suppose I should have told her that creamy-looking stuff on the toilet seat wasn’t liquid soap…
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If there was a stall left unflushed, she’s now convinced it’s the one you used.
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The reason I was walking down that street instead of sitting on a beach is that your Southeastern U.S. weather has not been very beachy. I have two days left to salvage this vacation, but boy how frustrating.
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Yeah, I know. Today was sunny here, but not warm. Last night was terribly cold. Tomorrow here will be warmer, but rainy.
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Eh, even if a vacation doesn’t work out quite as planned it’s great to get out of the usual “comfort zone” or more accurately “rut”. If Grace Potter and the Nocturnals were playing in Reno they wouldn’t have shown up on my radar, but because I’m in vacation mentality I sought out their Miami Beach show a couple nights ago and that was thoroughly enjoyable.
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Oh ps do you think it would be worth it going to Wild Willy’s hotspring from SF on a whim with people and then driving back? Also how long would that take you think?
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My most recent post about Wild Willy’s on the forum. There are several other great, free public-lands soaks within several miles; get a hot springs guide book if you need details. At this time of year direct access to all these soaks is dubious due to snow, and then snowmelt turns the roads to mud in late March into April. It’s about a 3 hour drive down there from Tahoe, which you pretty much have to go through from the Bay Area at this time of year, so something like 7 hours total one-way. Cut about 90 minutes off that when you can go through Yosemite ($20 toll), starting around Memorial Day.
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LOL Wayne Estes is on that board. Hes a part of the Oregon Democratic Party.
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Wayne is the unofficial curator of Umpqua Hot Springs east of Roseburg and is one of our moderators (though I don’t think he’s ever done any moderating). In addition to his soaking he also does those 1000-mile bike trips.
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This (except for the door holding part) has actually happened to me at the Coliseum, toward the end of a very quiet evening a couple of seasons ago.
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And to Bloom iirc.
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Really? Hmm…
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Happened to me at some courthouse paying off a ticket. It didnt click to me when I saw no urinals though, just assumed that it was old and they didnt have them. Didnt realize until a woman walked in (thank god I had closed the stll door).
I just had the weirdest dream. I was helping out Mythbusters with fat Marlon Brando, Dr. Hottie and his in-laws, and Perez Hilton.
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What myth were you trying to bust?
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It’s not fit for the internet.
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Everything is fit for the internet. Have you met my friend Google?
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WHAT?!?!
Saline abortion
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For real, don’t Google that one. It’s the worst yet.
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Ok.
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You did, didn’t you?
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Nope. I’ll let this one go.
Sorry I missed Bed; I could have taunted his golf lust with stories of all the nice Maui courses I drove past this week.
I do not want to go back home.
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But… baseball.
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I fell in love with baseball as a kid in Hawaii. Even though the Islanders are no more I could probably find something. The UH team is good sometimes.
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But… Cespy. And Coco. And Crimson Schlong.
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Let it go, kid. You can’t win this one.
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Says the guy who lives in South Carolina.
I haven’t tried it since I do in fact live in the East Bay, but it seems like mlbtv has made NRAFdom more possible than ever before. I’d mix in a couple trips back to town each year also.
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Sometimes you miss the stadium and the friends more than baseball.
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Point taken. But I’m working on getting back.
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I’d like to thank my brother and future sister-in-law for fucking up my graduation present.
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But at least you’ll get a lovely dress out of the deal.
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It’s mediocre. They allowed me to pick out my dress, as long as it was what they wanted me to get.
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Punch them. During the ceremony. Dare ya.
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Yeah, but you’d have to trade your “StAy” shirt for a “Come” shirt.
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I bet Monica Lewinsky could help you out with that.
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Don’t forget the Hawaii Stars and Na Koa Ikaika Maui . They may even get Eri Yoshida back this season!
Do you like Anchor Steam? Not any more.
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Oh, sorry I screwed up the HTML again. It’s late.
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It’s early here.
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I’m not a mathematician or anything, but if you increase production from 120k to 600k, isn’t that quintupling? Not quadrupling, as the article states.
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Yep. My guess is that the author saw it written elsewhere as “increase by 400%” and thought that mean quadrupling. Or maybe they just don’t know the difference between quadruple and quintuple.
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Sadly, both are possibilities.
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As long as they keep making Anchor Porter I don’t care who their landlord is.
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As long as I can still find Anchor Steam in Charleston for the next 3 months or so, I don’t care who their landlord is.
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As long as I don’t drink alchohol I don’t give a shit. Who their landlord?
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The Jints
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I know.
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I’ve been drinking more lately. Not to excess, except on Mardi Gras. But more.
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When Anchot Steam was sold a few years back, the new owners said that they planned to increase production. The increased production would launch them towards the top of craft breweries by production, but still behind some well respected craft breweries, such as Sierra Nevada and New Belgium.
I don’t see an inherent problem with it as long as the quality of product remains high.
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I think it’s more the Giants thing than the increased production thing.
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oh, right. Shows where my biases are.