- Via Sully and his minions:
- All Teams Are the Same, Chapter MXVLI
- Perhaps Travis Buck just got lost?
- Apposite-slash-analogy of the year:
the only marginally-less-plausible Bucky Dent
- Oh, if I’d only known when I was a fourteen-year-old girl that I would spend an hour in Rob Lowe’s trailer twenty-five years later …
- The detail at the end is the real kicker. That’s some nice writing.
- I haven’t read this yet, but I presume it will be excellent.
- We might all have to crash this
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That is The Most Accurate, Complete and True-to-Life report Ever on Faux News.
Where were these guys when Neil Armstrong allegedly walked on the moon?
Furthermore, where’s Glen Beck? That Black Bear obviously doesn’t like White People.
For some people, the bear is easy to see.
Parking enforcers are well paid for driving around in little buggies; a little risk is part of the job…
Lawyers are well paid for sitting on their asses all day; I could get on board tort reform that introduced a similar “little risk” to their job …
In court, sometimes standing is required.
Also, listening to opposing counsel is bad for our blood pressure and sanity.
Nicely done.
There’s sometimes a buggy.
I am well paid for writing code that is sometimes a little buggy.
Like FK?
Really, that clip represents the newspeople trying harder than they normally do…
The Mets fired Rick Peterson? Boy am I out of the loop on the NL.
Tee hee. To this day I don’t understand why there were so many “hey, the A’s should get Murton” stories until we got him, then it was nothing but “hey, Murton sucks and should never be allowed to play”
I shall grudgingly concede that Sol does have certain beneficial effects.
I don’t, however, know that I’d have phrased this data point in quite this way:
David Wright agrees
Not a strong enough placebo effect
It’s hard for me to read stuff like that with out getting angry at the “lets try to understand these poor savages” undertone.
Maybe the reason more people didn’t use the system is that it doesn’t make any sense to them, despite “intensive promotional campaigns” that may have been poorly conceived. Maybe the reason is that societies are slow to adopt change.
Assuming the technology works, all the study means is that it needs to be sold better/more persistently.
Actually, it seems to me like there was a fatal (and dumb — though actually 180 degrees opposite your criticism) flaw in their intervention design:
… in rural Bolivia.
(And I presume that we can count on similar patience from you regarding the adoption by various MLB managers and executives of sabermetric advances?)
This is a fascinating (if unfocused and poorly structured/edited) article, but wait just a second:
Was naloxone’s anti-placebo effect tested against a placebo to see if it had a greater anti-placebo effect then … placebo?
Whoa… deep.
Yeah, interesting stuff. (Incidentally, the author of that article, who I know slightly, is an Oberlin grad.)
A fellow Yeodouchebag!
Aren’t Utility, Cutter, and Canner the names of the next three Palin kids?
And, yes, in college I played manipulated tape loops of classic Looney Tunes cartoon soundtracks for Mechanically Separated Chicken.
Hunh. I did not know this:
One more thing I need to look closely at labels for (MSG does a number on my glands).
Rome is burning.
Leviticus 10:
monkeyball, have you ever written a screenplay?
Part of me is positive you have one or two tucked away in a desk drawer somewhere. The other part of me thinks not, mainly because most people just don’t ever get around to that sort of thing (being obligated to earn money, woo life partners, raise kids, and whatnot).
Actually, that is in fact my primary form of avocational writing. I’ve got 3 or 4 spec scripts tucked away somewhere, and one big calling-card vanity project that I’m tryign to finish to send around in hopes of landing an agent (I’m also toying with the idea of transforming that current one into either a novel and/or a “premium” TV pilot).
I’ve always imagined that the reaction of people who sell a pilot to HBO is first to shit their pants out of excitement, then to shit their pants again if/when the pilot flies, out of dread/terror at the prospect of having to crank out 12 more episodes.
I totally want to read the big calling card vanity project.
Well, the general (uninformed-except-via-Goodman) impression I have is that the cable nets won’t buy a pitch unless it’s fairly well fleshed out through at minimum s1. I don’t think you get in the door without a road map for your characters.
The advantage of my current project as a potential tv property (and I do have 2 or 3 other interesting albeit less fecund tv pitches) is that it’s the result of about 10 … ok, shit, 15 years of research (remember: history major), and I have tons of material and characters that are on my literary cutting-room floor (the current script is leeeeeeeeeean and mean). And the way I have the script structured, and this was wholly inadvertent, would really facilitate transitioning to a, say, 3-season arc.
Now that you can say f*** and show f***ing on cable, do you expect that writing and directing talent will slowly migrate there from movies?
1. It’s harder (I think) to get a “smart” movie made now than it was, say, 15 years ago, but easier (I think) to get smart TV on the air.
2. TV allows for a more novelistic approach to plot, characters, etc. that I imagine appeals to a lot of directors and screenwriters.
Acting talent already has.
WW2 action drama about the Malkin family?
THE DEATH CAMP
TV typically expects the first 6 or so episodes fleshed out (not necessarily fully written, but solid outlines as a bare minimums) as well as a mapped out first 13 or so episodes (to full season), show direction, character direction, etc. as a “bible”. If you’re lucky enough to get a go for a season, other writers would be involved in actually getting the full season (12 – 24) episodes out a season under a “show runner” (usually, but not necessarily, the person who’s idea it is) who leads writer’s meetings and episode assignment/order decisions, etc. You can also do a TV movie as a backdoor Pilot and cross your fingers people like it enough for them to let you produce a full season.
{snerk}
I’ve never been terribly impressed with the Onion TV stuff (and to be honest, I haven’t read more than an occasional AV Club piece in … shit, 7 or 8 years), but this is genius:
Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
the av club is great, and one of the few places where I like the comments.
Not like here, you mean?
Hunh. Good luck, Huddy.
I always forget there are two (or more?) of them.
I’ve had to explain about 3 times to my dad that the A’s didn’t trade for that guy, each time responding to “Oh! The De La Salle guy!”
This is a very interesting phrase. I quibble with the definition though.
I’d argue that James’ very use of the phrase is self-constitutive.
Mmm.
Thanks to the porkulus bill, we’re now in Advanced Meat Recovery! And the Death Panels will process grandma through the Sieve. Also.
You’re a #9 douche!
More I Did Not Know That:
Hoboy. MCC should have fun with this. Neyer actually thinks that the following is auspicious for the Giants going forward:
(OK, sure, I think Neyer’s point is that in the abstract, “integration” as used here is a positive thing for any franchise.)
Full interview here. Plus, Separated at Birth: Bill Neukom and Nick Lowe:
I don’t know if this has been posted, but…
there’s a new Chavez in town
Where’s Apricot, anyway? We need The Adventures of Cruz Chavez (with sidekicks Diego and Dolce [huh, I did not know that Dolce was their daughter’s name]).
If Ruben Amaro has a daughter, he should name her Dolce.
As should this guy
I think “popping onto the field” needs to be added to the Euphemism Directory as the ultimate result of “going to Harvard.”
If she becomes hot, will that make me a Leche?
You and this guy
I’m pretty confident you missed the joke.
Oh, no, I got it — you missed mine.
Wow. That’s way beyond my obscure reference threshold.
Every parent knows that one.
The La Leche people are *almost* as crazy as the elimination-communication people. And much, much angrier.
We went to one of their seminars a few years ago and would have walked out early but for manners.
They remind me a bit of those no-diapers people.
You know, this was halfway to dangerous-clever, but then it totally chickened out. You have to go where the concept leads you, and that … did not.
In the same category as placebo-induced anti-placebo effects, I guess you could include mock mock executions.
(Tangentially, I always like to describe Michael Kamen’s score for Brazil as “mock mock-heroic.”)
Wow. Look how young and … small David Thomas is.
You’re right. He really does look different.
Too many people with that name.
“Madonna is a pop star. She is not an expert on interethnic relations.”
I really need to know how you ended up at omg.yahoo.com.
Feeling old today. Was trying to find the Office of Monkey Gerontology.
Her daughter isn’t half-Cuban enough.
A part of me just died.
Was that still on?
(and btw, teaching a highly intelligent hyperactive kid how to read = no problem. teaching him why to read = uh… not so much. so i’m not sure he’s mine.)