Ps & Cs, Bs!

Finally.


The wait is OVER. Pitchers. Catchers. TODAY.
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Best shape of his life?


Anderson’s kept off the weight he lost during rehab with help from mom: “She’s not a very good cook so it helps because I don’t eat so much”
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Jane Lee


A few position players already here too early this AM, including Rosales, Choice, Taylor.
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159 comments to Ps & Cs, Bs!

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    Pretty sure I’ve seen more position players than pitchers/catchers today. Moss, Weeks, Barton here.
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    Jane Lee

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    Barton trying to re-learn catching in a desperate attempt to be the 25th guy on the roster?

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    I’m going to root for him big time if he is.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    Wow, lol!

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    Hope to have photo proof soon, but Barton has a beard that rivals Reddick’s. Seriously.
    @JaneMLB
    Jane Lee

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    Here’s Barton’s beard, after he took half an inch off this morning http://t.co/IBEypVDQ
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    Jane Lee

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    I’m pulling for Barton this year, though I would also be totally fine if he gets dfa’d and then Moss hits like 40 HR.

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    Just watch out for those bleachers, Staplehaed!

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
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    Perhaps he will find great beard power and do good things this year

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    Bear(d) Power!

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    this.

    its a strong beard too.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    Agreed. And as long as he keeps it I’m willing to root for Barton again. He’s much more likable as a scrappy underdog from Appalachia.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    Please. The moment he has an 0fer, he’ll shave it off.

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    He could pluck one hair for every 0-fer. How’s that?

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    We’re not talking about he should do, but what he will do.

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    I still think shaving was the biggest mistake Norris ever made in his whole life.

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    Me too.

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    Agreed. Changing his walkup music from Bieber is a close second, though.

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    No, every time Bieber plays, the Earth considers committing suicide.

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    yup

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    Surprisingly strong beard.

    TINSTAAFK
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    It’s official. The only way Paquette retains my favorite-non-good A status is if Barton becomes good again. Sorry Craig!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
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    Be nice to your mom, Brett.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    I’m more concerned that he’s a young millionaire who lives with his mother. That must be some basement, Jennifer.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
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    Living with your mom as a young millionaire has got to be one of the safest ways to stay a millionaire.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    I loved that story about Anderson and Cahill trying to find a house to rent in the east bay and no one would rent to them because they were two 21 year old guys.

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    not that there is anything wrong with that.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    “We’re going to need to see your last two pay stubs”

    Um, we haven’t been paid since October.

    :(

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    LOL

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    Trufax.

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    Also, he spent more than half the year away while working for a team that could trade him at a moments notice so it’s not like he has a reason to settle down into his own house right now.

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    Hmmm. I seem to have struck a nerve. I just know that option never occurred to me to be a good idea when I was young and solvent.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
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    I rather liked it when both of my parents were on other continents.

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    I rather liked it when both of my parents were continent.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    No FKing kidding.

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    Lol!

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    I doubt a nerve was struck. Mostly a differing of cultural/sociological(?) perspectives. I know plenty of people who’d agree with you and it certainly could be a bad thing as well as a good thing.

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    Oh we all know how well me living with my folks went. It was an unmitigated disaster. I wouldn’t want to live at home

    That being said If I was only doing it for Oct-Jan it would have been less bad and it is a good way to stay out of trouble.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    And if you have enough money that, whenever they are bugging you, you can just go on a trip for a week or two.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
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    Position players to be here today: Crisp, Young, Sizemore, Moss, Parrino, Barton, Nakajima, Weeks, Rosales, Taylor, Sogard. #Athletics
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    Casey Pratt

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    That’s a lot of guys. This is one of the upsides of rooting for a team full of young unheralded guys.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    Four of those guys are guaranteed jobs. The rest are all battling. They’d be behind the eight ball not to show up. Good on Coco, Young, Moss, and Naka to show up though.

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    This is totally correct, but it also reminds me that I always chuckle when this tagline pops up:

    One club raring to go a week early and one doing what the other 28 teams are doing.

    The A’s may have lost that first series to the Mariners, but came out much better for the season!

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    I’d guess getting so close last year is driving them to work even harder this year. Maybe it also reminded them of how much they love the game, and why.

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    Popes and Cardinals, [altar]Boys.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
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    I thought the B was for Birthdays.

    Officially entering my 5th decade later today.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
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    …continuing my seventh, tomorrow.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
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    Congrats!

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    Knowing Mike, it can only be Boobs

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    I’m scared to ask what the P and C stand for, then.

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    Congratulations. I assumed it was Bitches.

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    Pickles and catsup!

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    Here’s Barton’s beard, after he took half an inch off this morning http://t.co/IBEypVDQ
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    Jane Lee

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    This is the most excited I’ve ever been for the start of an Oakland A’s season. And I’m usually pretty excited about that.

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    I think this is the least February excitement I’ve experienced since 1998, but I’d still rate my excitement level as “Moderately Enthusiastic”

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    I’m enthusiastic, but February 11 is a little ridiculous. The last 10 days of spring training are going to have even more of a “Get the FKing thing started already!” feeling than usual.

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    I doubt start caring one lickidy until the first game of the season. I find ST mostly boring.

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    I enjoy the ST radio broadcasts. Conversly, I hate watching ST games on TV because the uniforms are so hideous.

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    Me too.

    I need to get the MLB radio app for my phone before the games start.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    It’s great to hear Ken again after 4-5 months away, and even Vince and Ray sound good in ST because the job is to chat about baseball for 3 hours, not really to describe what’s happening on the field.

    I do enjoy sitting in the sun, drinking beer and watching A’s major and minor leaguers without caring about the W/L result. But once I’ve returned home from Arizona I lose interest until the start of the season, because you can’t care about those games as athletic competition from afar.

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    They’re great background chatter for doing chores and puttering around the house. I miss the Buancasts for that particular reason. His background chatter was weird and jumpy, which suits my weird and jumpy brain rhythms.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    Last year’s ST broadcasts gave us Korach and Fosse reminiscing about Bill King sunbathing in the nude on top of the broadcasting booth, so I try not to miss them.

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    As much fun as last season was, I’m not getting my hopes up about this one. I’m still super excited for the return of baseball.

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    I think it’s either going to be an over .500 but non-playoff season, or they’re going to win the whole FKing thing.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    Source: #Athletics in agreement with LHP Hideki Okajima on minor-league deal, pending physical.
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    Ken Rosenthal

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    A minor league deal mkes me feel much better.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
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    Yeah, this way it’s just additional depth, which is always good.

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    Of course the negative voice in my head just realized there will be some clause that we release him if he isnt called up by some data and it will create a huge issue at some point. Hope not but I feel like there are some of those every year.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
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    There may also be some benefit to having a Japanese veteran around in spring training to help Nakajima adjust.

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    Back when the Red Sox signed Okajima, it was widely speculated that his main purpose was to help Daisuke adjust. But then Okajima had 2-3 quality years in the bullpen while Daisuke was mostly a disaster.

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    Although my BS sensors are tingling, this qualifies as Nightmare Fuel either way.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
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    Just looking at the picture, I call BS.

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    The video suggests otherwise to me.

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    Because videos can’t be faked?

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    That eagle that stole that kid was TOTALLY REAL

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    Well, I also read the explanation of what can happen with the spiders. I don’t know why it’d be so far-fetched.

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    E/C!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
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    Sigh. They really traded Carter and Peacock for a utility guy.


    Nakajima says Melvin pulled him aside last week and assured him he is the primary SS, Lowrie “the ultimate utility guy.” #Athletics
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    Susan Slusser

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    I wonder what the language is in which both Nakajima and Melvin can utter “utility” and “ultimate”.

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    Baseball?

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    Not just any utility guy, but The Ultimate.

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    So he has a nickname already, not unlike “The Verge” for Frank Thomas.

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    Perhaps by using Lowrie in a utility fashion, the A’s think they can keep him healthier than he has been the past several seasons. Or maybe the envision him taking on a Zobrist-like role.

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    The nerd in me thinks they believe his real split is the last year’s one. In that case he is by far most valuable in a utility role

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    Guns don’t shoot people, Red Sox first round draft choices shoot people

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    “Merely a flesh wound…”

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    ‘Tis but a scratch.

    It isn't Dirty Dancing 'cuz it doesn't make you vomit.
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    I love the use of the passive voice here:

    “Everything is fine, but I was cleaning my gun and it accidentally discharged on me and I sustained an injury.”

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    Mistakes were made.

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    Looking at it again, it isn’t passive voice. He’s just straight up giving the agency to the gun.

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    Pfft. Like it’s HIS responsibility?

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    “It didn’t mean to shoot me. It’s just been under a lot of pressure lately. It feels terrible and already apologized. Everything’s fine.”

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    It takes real skillz to clean a gun with a round in the chamber.

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    I liked the next phrase: “Nothing serious.”

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    Im fine confiscating their guns prospects.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    This is weird and I don’t like it:

    http://www.mercurynews.com/warriors/ci_22565236/warriors-unveil-jersey-sleeves

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    are they running track?

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    Team handball.

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    So you like sweaty hairy man pits?

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    Was I unclear on that? Yes.

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    Okay then. Carry on.

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    Hi.

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    Can the return of the short-shorts be far behind?

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    Who wears short shorts?

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    She does.

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    The only thing that’s good is the reworked logo. The rest is fugly as all hell. Yeah, maybe they’ll be comfortable and it’ll be the next big thing, but what’s the point of having a sleeve?

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    What’s the point of wearing clothes in general?

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    What’s the point of NOT having a sleeve if the players practice in sleeved compression shirts anyway?

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    OK, so the sleeves are officially the least offensive part of these uniforms. The whole ensemble is horrifying:

    http://www.sfgate.com/warriors/slideshow/Golden-State-Warriors-new-uniforms-with-sleeves-56647.php

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    Oh holy hell those are hideous!

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    Yeah, that’s right out of Little League. Instead of “Warriors” it should say “Bill’s Muffler and Transmission”.

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    I mean, they couldn’t have made the shorts the same shade of yellow as the shirts?

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    Yeah, the top OR the bottom look okay. Together, barf.

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    I was thinking more like “Hey, look at me! I’ playing basketball in my pajamas.”

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    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    That would be an improvement.

    It isn't Dirty Dancing 'cuz it doesn't make you vomit.
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    what is up with those shorts

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    The shorts are terrible, but I actually love the tops. I’m not a huge fan of tank tops.

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    stop making sense

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    That was pretty damn funny.

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    I’m that guy who’s about to go see Top Gun in IMAX 3D for the hell of it.

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    schadenfreude (Dave Cameron’s list of the 10 worst moves of the offseason). lolRoyals at 10, 8, and 2.

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    I liked that we were on the opposite (ish) side of two of ‘em

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
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    yeah, but we didn’t make his 10 best list

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    We’re middle of the pack!!!

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    Your daily reminder of Rickey’s awesomeness.

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    you beat me! I guess I’m not as fast as Rickey :(

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    Just when I think it is not possible to love that man any more than I already do…

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    Rickey

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    I say we give you a full share of the credit for this link.

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    If you split that linkpost in half it would be two hall-of-fame linkposts.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    The mating process is the opposite of risque. This is no “50 Shades of Brown.”

    I do love me some UC Botanical Garden.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    Paul Licht, director of the UC Botanical Garden at Berkeley, is undoubtedly a plant guy, but long before he got involved with the garden, he was a newt man. In fact, he still is.

    She turned him into a newt!

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    apparently he got better

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    I love my life. It’s so FKing awesome… I want to gush about it in detail, but too many names would have to be changed to protect the innocent, and too few statutes of limitations have run out…

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    nicknames. essential to a good story.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    Off the top of my head, I’d say you’re looking at a Bowski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

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    lol

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
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    Is that from one of the Ocean’s movies?

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    11

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    I knew it was one of them. Yay me!

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    Ten outta do it, dont you think? You think we need 11? You think we need 11. All right, we’ll get 11.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
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    If it doesn’t do it, we’re in Barney.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
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    Looking at that SI swimsuit cover, the real reason for colin’s visit to Antarctica is, uh, revealed. “Kate Upton, Polar Bare”. LOL.

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    It was just me and a whole bunch of bikini models down there.

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    Why’d you come back?

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    SHRINKAGE

    It isn't Dirty Dancing 'cuz it doesn't make you vomit.
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    Like frightened turtle!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
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    I’m trying to combine the principles of un-kneaded, moist dough stored in the fridge a la “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” with a sourdough starter and no added yeast.

    First attempt isn’t rising too well.

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    Not surprising, but still potentially bad.

    It isn't Dirty Dancing 'cuz it doesn't make you vomit.
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    And this coming as China is growing increasingly annoyed at them.

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    Well, Jane, it just goes to show you. It’s always something. If it’s not one thing, it’s another.

    Right-hander Michael Ynoa, expected to be in big-league camp for the first time, will be delayed in the Dominican, but not by visa trouble: He has chicken pox. The A’s are unsure when he will be able to report.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    Just what we need-one more guy out with kid dieases. Next he will go on the 15 day with a loose tooth.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
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    Worth remembering on the day Ted Nugent attends Obama’s State of the Union speech as a guest of some idiot Republican: The Motor City Madman deliberately shit himself to avoid getting drafted.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    I try not to wish bad things on people, but if Kirk Gibson and Ted Nugent someday both happened to be hunting in the same woods at the same time and both mistook each other for 30-point bucks, the news wouldn’t disappoint me.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
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    The Daily SlussBag from Papago: A’s officially add their second ‘kajima. Curt Young likes Hideki, “he knows how to get guys out.”

    Also: “Neshek said that every day is tough, and he’s not sure if it will ever get better.” :(

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
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    Yeah… I’m thinking SlussBag may not be the best name…

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    Sounds like an SLA-type shootout with the cop killer down at Big Bear. But no I am not turning on CNN or Fox News; it’s not a spectator sport.

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