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  1. monkeyball Aug 21,2009 1:19 pm
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 3:35 pm || Up

      Then of course there’s the stupid response

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  2. nevermoor Aug 21,2009 1:22 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  3. nevermoor Aug 21,2009 1:23 pm

    Sickels sees a game. Knows everything.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. monkeyball Aug 21,2009 3:23 pm

    Well, that’s … uh …

    Oakland Athletics placed 1B Bobby Crosby on the 15-Day disabled list retroactive to August 18, 2009. strained left calf
    Oakland Athletics activated 1B Daric Barton from the 15-Day disabled list.

    … gotta be followed by at least one more move, right?

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    • andeux Aug 21,2009 3:30 pm || Up

      I would think they would want a backup infielder on the roster, yeah. And no longer have any use for a former infielder now limited to being a bad DH … although there’s still an extra pitcher on the roster, so they’ll probably just send down Gray or Marshall instead.

      TINSTAAFK
      • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 3:34 pm || Up

        Wouldn’t surprise me at all if they sent Buddha Stick back down — not that it would make a ton of sense (I’d guess Barton 1B/Cust DH the rest of the season, though they could just platoon Everidge and Cust/Barton through 1B/DH), but it would be in keeping with the [opaque/vague positive statement about player]-[sending player down 3 days later] modus operandi.

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    • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 3:33 pm || Up

      Why?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 3:40 pm || Up

        Daric Barton, backup 3B/SS/2B?

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        • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 4:05 pm || Up

          mikev wins!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 4:35 pm || Up

            Well, now, I hadn’t thought of that option (odd, since I was/am the co-sponsor along with Mister Vee) — I guess they could start Barton at 3B and just have Kennedy be the UI/backup.

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            • andeux Aug 21,2009 4:43 pm || Up

              They wouldn’t need to start Barton at 3B, they’d just have to move him there for a few innings if one of the other infielders went down. And while I agree that you could live with Kennedy-2B, Ellis-SS, Barton-3B, or something like that, for half a game in the event of injury, doing so in order to keep Nomar and Marshall on the roster still seems kind of daft.

              TINSTAAFK
              • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 4:59 pm || Up

                Well, doing anything in order to keep Nomar on the roster at this point is daft.

                But I would argue that having Barton and Buddha Stick on the active roster and only starting one of them (which unless I am mistaken seems to be your presumption in the above — let’s all concede, pretty silly — scenario) would also be daft.

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                • andeux Aug 21,2009 5:22 pm || Up

                  No, I am not assuming that- Barton 1B, Everidge DH, Cust in the OF. In fact, that seems like a pretty likely starting lineup given that Hairston has been hurting. And, yeah, in the above unlikely injury scenario, it means you also either lose the DH or play Nomar at 1B. Again, not really optimal, but not a big deal either.

                  In any case, I would also strongly disagree with you – if for some reason I were forced to pick among Kennedy, Everidge, and Barton for the two corner infield spots, I would play Kennedy at 3B and platoon the other two at first.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:30 pm || Up

                  Ah, fair ’nuff. I’d forgotten about Hairston’s owie. (Doesn’t that make for another daft roster decision, carrying, essentially, only two real OFs?)

                  You are throwing yourself in the path of the Barton-to-third bandwagon?

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                • andeux Aug 21,2009 5:38 pm || Up

                  Yes and yes.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:44 pm || Up

                  I’m picturing a line of Chinese tanks standing in the way of one guy out for a walk.

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                • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 5:48 pm || Up

                  Well sure, but we can’t for the life of us remember that Buck kid’s number.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:03 pm || Up

                New combo nickname: Nomarshall (sounds like “no more shall” … be on the roster)

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                • JediLeroy Aug 21,2009 9:21 pm || Up

                  Nomarshall

                  az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  5. monkeyball Aug 21,2009 3:52 pm
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  6. monkeyball Aug 21,2009 3:56 pm

    Taibbi (who else):

    this is an easy call for Tim Geithner. Or, it would be, if Tim Geithner had balls between his legs, instead of a pair of Ford Foundation cufflinks his Daddy bought him as a present for his graduation from Dartmouth.

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  7. monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:01 pm
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    • Poppy Aug 22,2009 1:52 pm || Up

      It was really pathetic. I got there at about 6:50 and the stacks of bobblehead cartons (full) were still shoulder-high. Final attendance count (which is always more than actual attendance) was only a little over 15,000.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • monkeyball Aug 23,2009 1:40 pm || Up

        I wonder what they do with gray-market leftover bobbles? Re-purpose them with new heads/paint jobs? (I can’t imagine that’s cost-effective.) Sell them to the Rockies? Donate them to some Bono-esque charity so they end up brightening the lives of some sub-Saharan kids?

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        • Leopold Bloom Aug 23,2009 5:54 pm || Up

          I’m thinking they look for retail outlets to buy them. Most likely those online/not necessarily with a brick and mortar presence. IOW, I wouldn’t expect ot see them at Macy’s anytime soon, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see a deluge of them on sale through eBay.

  8. monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:18 pm

    Sometimes I really like Gaijin_Suketto.

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    • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 5:49 pm || Up

      The music line?

      Btw… guess who’s a proud recipient of a love note from nico?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:50 pm || Up

        Yep. “Topanga Canyon.” {snerk}

        Really? Congratulations.

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        • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 5:51 pm || Up

          Really. And not in his auspices as speaker of the CGV committee either.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:59 pm || Up

            I thought he was fired from that position graciously stepped aside for the good of the collective.

            And my snarkometer may be low on juice — he sent you a nasty/chiding note, right?

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            • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 6:02 pm || Up

              Check your email.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 6:05 pm || Up

                Christ, what ** asshole

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                • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 6:31 pm || Up

                  I didn’t think he had it in him.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • mikeA Aug 21,2009 7:13 pm || Up

                I’d like to read that…

                • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 7:30 pm || Up

                  You got it.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • mikeA Aug 21,2009 7:40 pm || Up

                  My favorite part is that he called himself “chief administrator.” Too bad he left it lower case.

                • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 8:44 pm || Up

                  Too many chiefs, not enough Indians Injuns (WAP A PAP!!!!!!) (fixed -Nm)

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                • green star oakland Aug 23,2009 7:36 pm || Up

                  The juxtaposition of the comment and the sig amused me.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • mikeA Aug 21,2009 7:33 pm || Up

              It was about the famous nevermoor sarcasm! I hadn’t even noticed any skirmishes; I guess I read the wrong threads there….

              • nevermoor Aug 21,2009 7:35 pm || Up

                Seriously. It was like two days ago I was getting yelled at for having no sense of humor.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • mk Aug 21,2009 7:51 pm || Up

                  When you scamps get together, you’re worse than a sewing circle.

  9. monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:20 pm

    Uh, yikes.

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    • andeux Aug 21,2009 5:28 pm || Up

      Whoa. I would never have guessed that one. Hope he can beat it and go all Zack Greinke on us next year.

      TINSTAAFK
      • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:32 pm || Up

        Me neither, and ditto.

        If we’re playing Price Is Right rules, I think PT came closest.

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      • Poppy Aug 22,2009 1:58 pm || Up

        I was thinking it was something like that… :\

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • monkeyball Aug 21,2009 5:47 pm || Up
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    • Soaker Aug 21,2009 6:57 pm || Up

      This does appear to be a longstanding issue. The docket from Duchscherer’s divorce case shows that an order “compelling husband to produce medical records” was issued by the court on 6/27/2008, and that was followed a few weeks later by the appointment of a mental health expert.

      The divorce and custody proceedings were concluded last December. Just a few weeks ago (July 13), Justin closed on the purchase of a new house in Chandler, AZ. This place is over 6000 sq. ft. with 6 bedrooms and 4 baths and it looks like he paid $800K. Yes, in this market $800K buys you a lot of house in the Phoenix area. But imagine a single guy moving into a place like that and hearing the echoes. It rings of material wealth but emptiness on the spiritual/relationships side. Perhaps the new house could have triggered enough of a crisis that Justin was convinced to confront his issues.

      This stuff is all public record and freely available on the Internet via the appropriate government websites. I don’t think public information should be regurgitated onto the Internet just because it’s possible to do it (e.g. I’d never disclose a player’s home address, even though that’s right on a couple of the documents referenced above), but given this afternoon’s disclosures it seems OK to use the public record to shed a bit more light on the issue.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • whiteshoes40 Aug 21,2009 7:48 pm || Up

      Oh, Duke. This makes me so sad for him. As much as I want him to pitch for the A’s, I would much rather he get himself better. Good luck, Duke.

      • Poppy Aug 22,2009 2:03 pm || Up

        Yeah, I don’t even want to go see how many of certain people at AN are bitching about how he let the team down and should pay back some of his salary…

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • batgirl Aug 24,2009 1:05 pm || Up

        Ugh. Very, very sad. I’m glad that he is getting some help.

    • monkeyball Aug 22,2009 8:20 am || Up

      ABOLISH THE DAFT NOW!

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      • nevermoor Aug 22,2009 8:58 am || Up

        HELL NO, WE WON’T KNOW

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • monkeyball Aug 22,2009 10:46 am || Up

          All we are saying/is give Petit a chance

          (Too bad we weren’t talking about pitchers here.)

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  10. nevermoor Aug 24,2009 12:18 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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