Chris Saenz

You have probably never heard of Chris Saenz, but he is a member of a very exclusive club of Major League Baseball players. The only member.

Saenz was never much of a prospect. Although born and raised in Tuscon, Arizona he never managed to get into University of Arizona or Arizona State University, the hotbeds of talent that gave MLB the likes of Barry Bonds, Reggie Jackson, Kenny Lofton, Sal Bando and ahem, Brett Wallace. Instead he went to Pima Community College in Tuscon, the institution of education that was attended by only nine MLB players.

He barely got drafted, getting picked in the 28th round of the 2001 MLB June Amateur Draft by the Brewers, or as the A’s fans know it – we now draft the relatives of our manager round.

He had mixed results once he started playing pro ball. He pitched in Rookie level in 2001, A level in 2002 and split his time between High A and AA in 2003, when he went back to starting. In that year his ERA topped 5 for the first time and his previously strong peripherals took a hit.

When Chris Capuano got injured on April 18th 2004, Milwaukee needed a spot starter and they recalled Saenz from Alabama. Although he did well, he was sent back to AA, where something seemed to click for him. Although his ERA wasn’t stellar, he showed very good control of the strike zone, striking out more than four times as many as he walked. His season on that 2004 Huntsville team, stacked with talent was cut short due to an elbow injury. He missed 2005 due to it, too. And 2006.

In 2007, the Angels gave him a try, but he was horrible. There was no control left in his arm, as he walked more than 30 batters in just over 40 innings. He gave it another try in the independent leagues, but he was done. Finally, in 2008 he retired for good.

So what is so special about him?

Saenz retired after appearing in only one single MLB game in his entire life. He was a starter in that game. He won. He didn’t allow any runs. Nobody before him or after him had such a brief and immaculate career. He had only one game, but he faced Albert Pujols (and hit him with a pitch, talk about not being intimidated) <em>and </em>Jim Edmonds. He had only one game, but he made it count and retired as the only person ever to start in his only game in the Majors, win it and not allow a single run.

58 comments to Chris Saenz

  • avatar

    Question 1
    ===========
    Pima Community college in Tuscon, Arizona was attended by nine future MLB players. Only two of them had a career WAR of more than 5. Both of them (a pitcher and a hitter) ended their careers playing in green and gold in the naughts. Who are they?

    avatar
      up

    Mike Piazza?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    avatar
      up

    Todd walker

    I am only pretty on the outside.
    avatar
      up

    Bret tomko

    I am only pretty on the outside.
  • avatar

    Question 2
    ==========
    Saenz got his win with only six innings pitched. In last ten years three Athletics had a season in which they pitched at least 45 innings, yet failed to record a single win. Who are they?

    avatar
      up

    Komeni, Godfrey, Braden

    I am only pretty on the outside.
    avatar
      up

    Excluding relievers…

    Braden, Gio, Godfrey

    avatar
      up

    Including relieves….

    Fuentes , Rhodes, Colby Lewis

    There was a guy who got absolutely crushed in his 1 start with the A’s 6-7 years ago but he moved to the pen and did well in 10-15 appearances before being sent down and never heard from again. Anybody know who I’m talking about?

    avatar
      up

    One start and 15 relief appearances will probably not give you the required 45 innings. So, we are looking for someone who was not dreadful. OK the starter/reliever was not really that good.

    avatar
      up

    Oh I knew the guy wasn’t the answer to this question, I just wanted to see if it triggered anyone’s memories.

    avatar
      up

    One start pitchers: Mike Wood 2003, Colby Lewis 2007, Kirk Saarloos 2008, Dan Giese, Chad Reineke (only appearance), Brad Kilby (last game of season) 2009
    None really fits your description

    TINSTAAFK
    avatar
      up

    Mike Fyhrie 2002 – 6.65 ERA in 4 starts, 2.45 in 12 relief appearances – almost matches.

    TINSTAAFK
    avatar
      up

    Going through the 1 start guys, I think I may have been thinking of Colby Lewis. Though his 4.46 bullpen ERA is not nearly as impressive as I seem to have remembered.

    avatar
      up

    Blevins

    TINSTAAFK
    avatar
      up

    Mecir

    avatar
      up

    Ding, we have a first winner!

    avatar
      up

    Mike Nu

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    avatar
      up

    fuck i just looked… he was 3 Innings short of 45

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    avatar
      up

    good guess, tho

    I was thinking Rich Sauveur myself, until I remembered he was from more than 10 years ago.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
    avatar
      up

    Russ Springer, Edgar Gonzalez, Kameron Loe

    avatar
      up

    The middle one is correct

  • avatar

    Question 3
    ==========
    Saenz ended his career with 0.5 WAR. There are three pitchers in history of baseball who pitched at least 1,500 innings and rank behind Saenz in career WAR. One of them is a two-time All-Star who played for Oakland. Who is he?

    avatar
      up

    Jerry Ruess

    I am only pretty on the outside.
    avatar
      up

    I thought it would be funny if it was Barry Zito.

    avatar
      up

    That’s who I was rooting for for #4a (using a deliberately obtuse reading of the question).

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    avatar
      up

    Daniel Cabrera, Mark Redman

    avatar
      up

    We are looking for a player who spent a vast majority of his career with the A’s

    avatar
      up

    TVP?

    TINSTAAFK
    avatar
      up

    You did read “a two time All-Star” part, didn’t you?

    avatar
      up

    I read it. Later I forgot it.
    Anyway, though not the right answer 907 IP with -1.7 WAR is fairly impressive.

    TINSTAAFK
    avatar
      up

    He sure is.

  • avatar

    Question 4
    ==========
    Saenz had a perfect ERA. Since the Athletics moved to Oakland, 96 pitchers pitched at least 200 innings for them. Which one of those has the highest ERA (it’s a starter), which one has the lowest (it’s a reliever)?

    avatar
      up

    Prieto, Street

    avatar
      up

    12th worst, 10th best

    avatar
      up

    Van Poppel, Eck

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    avatar
      up

    Impressive! Correct on the first one, just a tiny bit off on the second one (your choice has the second best ERA)

    avatar
      up

    I impressed E/C! Halcyon day!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    avatar
      up

    Karsay, Fingers

    avatar
      up

    oops, should used the spoiler tag.

    avatar
      up

    fixed it for you and no on both

  • avatar

    Jim Cosman came close – started strong with a single complete game shutout for the Cards in ’66 but spoiled it with 10 games in ’67 and 0.2 abysmal innings for the Cubs in ’70.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    avatar
      up

    I have to mention Larry Yount here, who played one game in the majors and threw zero pitches, because he hurt himself warming up after the lineups were turned in to the umps.

    "Once you go Kay there is no other way."- Bed
  • avatar

    César Tovar pitched his only ever inning starting this game for the ’68 Twins during which he played every position – no hits, one walk, a balk and the strikeout of Reggie Jackson for 0.1 WAR.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    avatar
      up

    There was a guy called Carlos Tovar, a pitcher from Venezuela who was our pitching coach on the national team. I don’t know if the two are related

  • avatar

    Just a quick update, all tries so far were misses

    avatar
      up

    Does Q2 exclude relievers?

    avatar
      up

    No, it doesn’t. Actually all three were relievers, although one of them had 6 starts that season

  • avatar

    Here’s something over which I stumbled: according to an impeachable-source-not*-*, five MLB players have one plate appearance, a walk, and never played in the field. Three were early 20th century. One of the most recent two did so as an Athletic, and might yet return to the Majors. The other is in the Hall of Fame. Name those two.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    avatar
      up

    I’ma be busy, so Eddie Gaedel and Kevin Melillo, and go fight with Wikipedia

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    avatar
      up

    I’m confused. Are you talking about their careers? And is pitching playing the field? If so, I assume the HOF person got in as a coach?

    avatar
      up

    Yes, careers, but no pitchers and HoFer got ‘in’ as a jersey.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    avatar
      up

    Your source missed one of the early achievers – Batsch, Cobb, Schirick & Yeabsley.

    Dutch Schirick also stole 2 bases after his walk, giving him a career WAR of 0.1 and a prorated season’s total of 324 steals … beat that Rickey.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    avatar
      up

    I’m surprised that there haven’t been numerous Septemberists, over the years, who walked once in the process of never coming back-up. Anyway, I’m sure Jimmy is properly embarrassed.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  • avatar

    Just want to announce that this post’s URL is: http://freekraut.net/?p=11111

    avatar
      up

    !!!!!!!!eleven1eleven!!!!!!

  • avatar

    Also not the least attractive man named Saenz to have played major league baseball.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    avatar
      up

    And hence the most attractive, since there have only been two Saenz’ in MLB.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    avatar
      up

    CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DID IT!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

Leave a Reply