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25 Dec 2012  |  Ice Cream  |F(il)K

http://youtu.be/vtqN-blbDXY

Ellis Suzuki Macha is the thing to say
On a bright Athletics Christmas Day
That’s the Oakland greeting that we send to you
From the land we call FK

Here we know that Christmas gold ‘n green and bright
The links to grill by day and all to lounge at night
Ellis Suzuki Macha is the Free Kraut way
To say Merry Christmas to you!

35 thoughts on “Ellis Suzuki Macha”

  1. nobody in particular Dec 25,2012 5:20 pm

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    Caput apri defero
    Reddens loudes Domino

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  2. Kay Dec 25,2012 7:48 pm

    Right on! Does this version come with Amanda McCarthy doing a striptease on the diving board, like in the movie?

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • ozzman99 Dec 25,2012 9:41 pm || Up

      I’m sorry, what movie features Amanda McCarthy doing a striptease?

  3. Englishmajor Dec 26,2012 5:46 am

    Brilliant!

  4. doctorK Dec 26,2012 6:18 pm

    Love this – finally a F(il)K where I didn’t need to check out the original first.

  5. JamesV Dec 27,2012 7:44 am
    • colin Dec 27,2012 8:10 am || Up

      I like it!

      The elephant logo is awesome and unique, so I am in favor of anything that emphasizes it.

      • JamesV Dec 27,2012 8:59 am || Up

        This will definitely go into my rotation.

    • lenscrafters Dec 27,2012 8:30 am || Up

      Pretty cool. Atlanta’s on the other hand…

      • JamesV Dec 27,2012 8:58 am || Up

        Yeah. How? Really, how?

        • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2012 9:35 am || Up

          It’s like they’re deliberately trolling those of us with a conscience.

          • Kay Dec 27,2012 10:21 am || Up

            That was sort of my guess too.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • DFA Dec 27,2012 1:18 pm || Up

            Yeah. Generally speaking Braves is something that Im less worried about than Indians or Redskins, because they are a group of warriors, like the Spartans or Warriors or Cowboys rather than an entire group of people, but they look like they are trying to be insensitive.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • nevermoor Dec 27,2012 2:16 pm || Up

              Agreed on both counts.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Dec 27,2012 12:35 pm || Up

        yeah, ouch

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • brian.only Dec 27,2012 12:48 pm || Up

        Kind of amazed they were able to pull that off, really like the Jays and Mets caps too.
        Big fan of the 2012 Jays retro look.

        • colin Dec 27,2012 5:31 pm || Up

          The Reds are good too, along the same line as the Mets.

    • Englishmajor Dec 27,2012 12:31 pm || Up

      I was not a big fan of the piping fad, although they’re better than the white front panel ones that look like feed caps.

      • brian.only Dec 27,2012 12:49 pm || Up

        In complete agreement, the piping was u-u-ugly.

    • brian.only Dec 27,2012 12:51 pm || Up

      Brewers have one the best logos in baseball, that junk w/ swags of wheat has to go, wear the alternate!

      • brian.only Dec 27,2012 12:55 pm || Up

        Also seems like the Rays have been infected by the Marlins terrible aesthetic.
        I’m warming up to Mr Red too.

        • dmoas Dec 27,2012 1:05 pm || Up

          I like the Rays one. Hate the Mets & Reds though.

          • Future Ed Dec 27,2012 1:07 pm || Up

            you typed that backwards

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • colin Dec 27,2012 5:31 pm || Up

              Mets and Reds are awesome, but I think that Rays logo is good. I like the asymmetry.

              • DFA Dec 27,2012 6:41 pm || Up

                yeah im a big fan too

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Dec 27,2012 7:36 pm || Up

                  the ray looks like a new logo for pg&e after they rebrand following accidentally blowing up an entire neighborhood

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • colin Dec 27,2012 9:18 pm || Up

                  I can see that. Prolly a good rebrand…

            • dmoas Dec 27,2012 5:49 pm || Up

              No I did not Mr. I’m always missing letters and writing garble.

              • Future Ed Dec 27,2012 7:35 pm || Up

                see, its weird, this comment proves you are paying attention, yet you are wrong.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Kylianna Dec 27,2012 11:57 pm || Up

      That is one good-looking hat.

  6. brian.only Dec 27,2012 3:59 pm

    Oof, what happened to Fangraphs, front page is a mess.
    Between that and the newfound ugliness of both SB and Razzball, what the FK is going on?
    Ick.

    • brian.only Dec 27,2012 4:01 pm || Up

      THT now too, it was ugly before but at least it had some character…

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2012 8:37 pm

    Bwah hah hah hah! Well crafted!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. elcroata Dec 29,2012 8:16 am

    Yay!

    Because survival is insufficient

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