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December 2 LOUNGE! 190

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  1. brian.only Dec 2,2012 7:01 pm

    Man, I cant believe its already December.

  2. Soaker Dec 2,2012 7:02 pm

    Ozz retains his virginity, for now…

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Dec 2,2012 7:20 pm || Up

      Name – # of comments / # of FP posts

      1. monkeyball 19,708 / 770
      2. Leopold Bloom 13,039 / 53
      3. Kay 12,175 / 71
      4. FreeSeatUpgrade 12,046 / 120
      5. dmoas 11,115 / 7
      6. the llama 10,659 / 143
      7. Future Ed 9546 / 42
      8. Bed 8007 / 63
      9. MikeV 7816 / 5
      10. DFA 7601/ 15
      11. ozzman99 7541 / 0

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 7:24 pm || Up

        I’m already 11th in comments? Damn, I talk too much. Also, I want to move into the top 10 tonight.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 2,2012 7:56 pm || Up

          And you can’t even write one FP post? Ozz ozz ozz

          • Jennifer Dec 2,2012 8:03 pm || Up

            Remember my ** record?

            • Poppy Dec 2,2012 9:41 pm || Up

              Not exactly, but I remember it was pretty impressive…

              There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
          • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:03 pm || Up

            I don’t know how. And if I did, what would I say?

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 2,2012 8:06 pm || Up

              Hasn’t stopped you before!

            • Soaker Dec 2,2012 8:08 pm || Up

              Jeez, look at Bed’s lounge posts for an example. A new Lounge doesn’t need to be a work of art. Neither does a new Game Thread. If you FK it up, don’t worry, we have a whole lot of editors here who could fix things.

              I don’t know exactly what “Contributors” see, but I presume if you want to make a new FP post you click the gray “Show” button at upper left and go from there. Probably Posts –> Add New Post.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Jennifer Dec 2,2012 8:10 pm || Up

                I refuse to participate in a Lounge Ozz makes.

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:17 pm || Up

                  Your loss. My Lounge will have cookies and steak and pole dancing and beagle puppies.

                • Kay Dec 2,2012 8:20 pm || Up

                  cooked to order?

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:21 pm || Up

                  The puppies or the steaks?

                • Kay Dec 2,2012 9:14 pm || Up

                  The dancers.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:15 pm || Up

                  Oh. Then yes, as hot as you’d like.

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:15 pm || Up

                  Puppies, for sure. I like mine BBQ’d

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:19 pm || Up

                  Sorry, ours come in pre-cooked and frozen.

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:21 pm || Up

                  Robert Irvine would be disappointed…

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:28 pm || Up

                  We gotta watch our bottom line.

                • Jennifer Dec 2,2012 8:20 pm || Up

                  Pole dancing?

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:23 pm || Up

                  Yeah. You need a photo of that, too?

                • Jennifer Dec 2,2012 8:26 pm || Up

                  Is that you?

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:30 pm || Up

                  Yes. I’m Gary Busey.

                  No, this is me:

                • Jennifer Dec 2,2012 8:32 pm || Up

                  Why is she grabbing her neck?

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:39 pm || Up

                  That’s what you latched on to?

                • Jennifer Dec 2,2012 8:41 pm || Up

                  Remember who you are talking to?

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:44 pm || Up

                  I guess I wasn’t thinking.

                • colin Dec 2,2012 8:43 pm || Up

                  You’re the nurse. Tell us.

                • brian.only Dec 2,2012 8:45 pm || Up

                  Neck-burn, ouch…

                • Jennifer Dec 2,2012 8:47 pm || Up

                  Ah, yes. I thought she was holding it because she hit it on the floor.

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:50 pm || Up

                  Gotta lube that pole before you jump on it.

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:04 pm || Up

                  Looks like she hit the pole tightener at the bottom of the pole. Hitting the lever probably hurt like hell.

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:07 pm || Up

                  I love that we’re analyzing this.

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:08 pm || Up

                  Safety is always a concern of mine…

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:10 pm || Up

                  I guess she’ll have to change the “__ days without an accident” sign.

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:12 pm || Up

                  I believe there should be a committee chosen to watch a re-enactment so these injuries can be prevented in the future….volunteers?….anyone?

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:15 pm || Up

                  I’d rather have the job of making surprise inspections while they’re working.

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:18 pm || Up

                  The committee would have the ability to make suggestions, ask for modifications to her routine, etc….

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:19 pm || Up

                  AND require her to practice in front of them until she shows proficiency.

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:20 pm || Up

                  Since I’m such a giver who cares about the welfare of others, I suppose I’d be willing.

                • Tutu-late Dec 2,2012 9:22 pm || Up

                  We have a committee of twu! Let me get to the bank first. I’m out of ones..

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 9:30 pm || Up

                  Considering the valuable service we’re providing, I should think the clubs should provide the ones.

                • Kay Dec 3,2012 7:36 am || Up

                  I don’t understand the appeal of strip clubs. Maybe someone can explain it to me.

                  No fucking, no jerking, just looking, and the weird kind of touching known as a lap dance… WTF? Just pay a damn hooker.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Tutu-late Dec 3,2012 7:43 am || Up

                  They lost their appeal for me more than 30 years ago. For the pure stupidity of the concept. I am just making banter here…

                • Kay Dec 3,2012 8:22 am || Up

                  Fair enough. I’ve been to a whorehouse and lots of dungeons, and strip clubs just seem like Amateur Night in comparison.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 2,2012 8:41 pm || Up

                  You got some legs ozz. Need to work on your grip though.

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:45 pm || Up

                  I’m just in it for the tips.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 2,2012 8:51 pm || Up

                  You won’t even get just that if you can’t stay on the pole.

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:53 pm || Up

                  Not even sympathy cash?

                • brian.only Dec 2,2012 8:44 pm || Up

                  That stuff is no joke, need to be pretty ripped.

                • brian.only Dec 2,2012 8:44 pm || Up

                  Holy crap, the paunch.

                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:50 pm || Up

                  It’s amazing what you can find when you do a search for pole dancing.

              • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:10 pm || Up

                Okie dokie, I’ll put up a Lounge one of these days. :)

      • the llama Dec 2,2012 7:57 pm || Up

        Never woulda guessed that I was second in posts.

        Ice Cream doesn’t show up on the list, but damn he makes it count when he comments.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 2,2012 8:00 pm || Up

          His VORC must be off the charts.

          • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:05 pm || Up

            He’s like our very own Brandon McCarthy.

            • Kay Dec 2,2012 8:17 pm || Up

              heh

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Future Ed Dec 3,2012 1:54 pm || Up

        I am going for the plastic Igongadon at comment 10,000

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin Dec 3,2012 2:05 pm || Up

        This list is rad. Where can I find these statistics for myself? Do I have to be one of those special FKers from way back?

        • Soaker Dec 3,2012 3:54 pm || Up

          It’s part of the editor’s dashboard. The first 50 or so people who signed up back in 2009 were designated “editors”, the later joiners are “contributors” (unless nm wants to change somebody’s privileges). Besides the posts and comments info, it has the e-mail address everyone used when they signed up, so I periodically save an updated copy of that and sign everybody up for porn spam in case the site ever disappears and us non-Facebookers want to communicate.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 10:02 am || Up

            I keep threatening to rejigger that since 2009 was so long ago.

            I’d be open to suggestions for a fair way to do it.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • ozzman99 Dec 4,2012 10:16 am || Up

              Give me complete power over the entire universe.

      • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 9:59 am || Up

        That’s fantastic. Since FK started as essentially MB and me talking to each other, it’s good to see that so many others have caught up and passed me.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • andeux Dec 4,2012 10:06 am || Up

          Perhaps I am blind, but I don’t see you in the user list at all.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Soaker Dec 4,2012 10:20 am || Up

            Right, there are 202 registered users, 201 of whom show up in the editors’ list.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • ozzman99 Dec 4,2012 10:30 am || Up

              Only 202? What’d you do, tarp off the upper deck?

              • Soaker Dec 4,2012 10:39 am || Up

                In the history of FK there are 72 users who have made at least 100 comments. We’re pretty incestuous around here.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • beebo Dec 4,2012 10:41 am || Up

                  Interesting.

                • ozzman99 Dec 4,2012 10:59 am || Up

                  We’re like a pantsless secret society.

                • elcroata Dec 4,2012 11:13 am || Up

                  Now, if you say that there are 100 users who have made at least 72 comments, THAT will be spooky

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • dmoas Dec 7,2012 4:00 pm || Up

                  There are 100 users who have made at least 72 comments.

                • elcroata Dec 7,2012 11:50 pm || Up

                  Spooky

                  Because survival is insufficient
            • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 12:24 pm || Up

              I guess that makes sense, sort of. Anyway, I have 66 posts and 20,891 comments. So there.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • elcroata Dec 4,2012 10:52 am || Up

            True. And Kay is the only “Author”

            Because survival is insufficient
  3. YonYonson Dec 2,2012 7:03 pm

    Hotel bartender: “I make strong drinks, because I like to drink, too.”

    I like the cut of your jib, Charlotte.

    "Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." — Satchel Paige
    • YonYonson Dec 2,2012 7:13 pm || Up

      Also I’m pretty sure I’m down to just drinking straight up Maker’s right now.

      "Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." — Satchel Paige
      • MikeV Dec 2,2012 7:29 pm || Up

        Well done sir.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 7:26 pm || Up

      I found out today that the cute bartender at the sports bar where I watch the 49ers suck ass against the Rams (her nae is Molly, which is so perfect for a barkeep; Molly the Barwench) is a pescatarian. Never saw that coming.

  4. colin Dec 2,2012 7:13 pm

    It’s already December 3 for me. My highlight of the day is that they are going to have Sierra Nevada in the store when it opens up at 6. It’s been like a whole month since I have had beer that isn’t shitty. It better not all sell out before I get there!

    • whimsical witch Dec 2,2012 7:16 pm || Up

      hurry up, colin! ;)

    • brian.only Dec 2,2012 7:21 pm || Up

      Nothing worse than pferdepisse, congrats!

    • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 7:26 pm || Up

      I don’t suppose it’s possible to send you a care package.

      • colin Dec 2,2012 8:11 pm || Up

        It is actually, but I’m leaving in less than two weeks and it would probably take a month or more to get here.

        • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:18 pm || Up

          Oh. Never mind. Are you going back next year?

          • colin Dec 2,2012 8:21 pm || Up

            Probably. But it depends on how the job search goes.

            • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:25 pm || Up

              The job market must be hell when you’re willing to take a job with that kind of commute.

  5. the llama Dec 2,2012 7:16 pm

    Paul O’Neill can refer to the baseball player, the lead singer of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, or the former Treasury Secretary.

    • whimsical witch Dec 2,2012 7:19 pm || Up

      I LOVE PAUL O’NEILL AND I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS ABOUT IT.

      • the llama Dec 2,2012 7:21 pm || Up

        which one?

        • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 7:27 pm || Up

          The one that hit 2 hr’s for a sick kid. That really happened, right?

        • whimsical witch Dec 2,2012 7:47 pm || Up

          but yeah, the one who ripped urinals off of the clubhouse bathroom wall. that’s the one i love.

  6. ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 7:38 pm

    **: Post a new lounge every month, whether you need it or not.

    FK: Four active lounges at the same time.

    • Englishmajor Dec 2,2012 7:46 pm || Up

      AND two grills, and a FKup with a few random comments in it as well.

      • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 7:49 pm || Up

        Multitasking: it’s just part of our charm.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 2,2012 7:58 pm || Up

          I actually think having to manually refresh the page leads to activity across a lot more threads. I kinda like it.

          • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 10:04 am || Up

            Yeah. At first I was pretty bummed I couldn’t replicate the auto comments feature, but I think my Unread Comments thing is better than anything on SBN (at least, the old version that I used). Obviously, their platform is still better over all.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Kay Dec 4,2012 10:46 am || Up

              The new one isn’t. It’s cluttery and weirdfonted and makes me itch in uncomfortable places.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • Future Ed Dec 4,2012 12:32 pm || Up

              I really like that feature/non feature.

              Much more relaxing. And I don’t have to open new tabs to not lose the comments I haven’t read.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • ozzman99 Dec 4,2012 10:17 am || Up

            Agreed. On **, I tended to stay in one thread.

  7. ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 7:50 pm

    Who is that cute blonde they keep showing during the Cowboys game?

  8. Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 2,2012 7:57 pm

    Westvleteren XII is coming to the US sometime this month. It looks like it’ll be at a store in SF at some point. I may need to take a day off.

  9. brian.only Dec 2,2012 8:42 pm

    Anyone else become a plumber of sorts w/ all this rain?

    My new place is fk-ing amazing aside from the small lake that forms in the garage.
    After the first couple of floods I decided to see what was up w/ the gutters.

    The downspout flows directly to the foundation, ugh, to top it off some well intending gardener decided to make a small 6-8″ dyke to separate the decorative gravel landscaping from the ‘dirt spot’ next to the house essentially trapping 4-5″ of rain water next to the house, hence the flooding. Who the FK does this?

    Upon closer inspection of the inside garage wall I noticed an inch wide strata of every caulk or sealer imaginable, at least five different colors.
    Who the FK does this, really?

    Making a trip to Home Creepo to find one of those gutter hose thingies to get the water at least a few feet from the house, but of course they were out, a comatose employee mumbled they’d be out for the next week at least, maybe two. Why does Home Depot inevitably have 3 different kinds of things almost like what you need but never has what you actually need, am I the only one, can we name a law?

    ABS it is then, whats good inside should be ok outside right?
    After 16 ft of pipe (getting the runoff almost to the sidewalk and a good 8ft from the garage) and some minor grading, sorry rosemary bush but you were one of four, I will find out if my DIY irrigation project works.

    Wish me luck!

    • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 8:49 pm || Up

      My friend’s wife sometimes sleeps in their guest room when she has trouble falling asleep and wants to watch tv. So one day said friend notices that the downspout outside the guest room is completely plugged with pinestraw. Naturally, he clears it. A couple of weeks later, he gets an earful from the wife. Apparently she was the one who plugged it, because “it’s really loud when the rain pours down through it.”

    • the llama Dec 2,2012 10:16 pm || Up

      The ants ahve been flooded out of their home and have entered mine.

      • Kay Dec 3,2012 7:37 am || Up

        Slab construction is not your friend come Ant Desperation Season.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Tutu-late Dec 3,2012 7:49 am || Up

          We use a lot of natural deterrents to control them. Spreading Cream of Wheat along the countertops works well to keep the small “piss ants” away. They eat it, or take it back to their hill. It drys out their insides and they die. Totally safe for pets.

          • ptbnl Dec 3,2012 8:01 am || Up

            Chilli powder across their entry point works well too.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Tutu-late Dec 3,2012 8:07 am || Up

              Ooh! I will have to try that. I do mix chili powder with dish soap to get rid of moles/gophers in my garden and lawn. Someone also said that circling the pet dish with chalk stops ants from entering their food. I use vegetable oil on the outside of our hummingbird feeders to keep the ants away.

              • ozzman99 Dec 3,2012 8:19 am || Up

                From what I understand, mint oil is a natural pesticide that’s safe for children and pets. You can try spraying their hills. Possibly spraying around doorways will deter them from entering.

                • Kay Dec 3,2012 8:23 am || Up

                  Yup.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Tutu-late Dec 3,2012 8:43 am || Up

                  This sounds like it can be very effective! I’ll have to try it.

              • Kay Dec 3,2012 8:23 am || Up

                The chalk idea sounds interesting. I’ll try it next summer.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • brian.only Dec 3,2012 6:19 pm || Up

                  The ‘chalk’ folks talk about is borax and its a little toxic/not benign.

                • Kay Dec 3,2012 7:18 pm || Up

                  Oh. I’ve already got a borax perimeter for pest control.

                  I guess I’ll have to stick to the weighted-dish-in-drum skin-full-of-water technique.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Englishmajor Dec 4,2012 6:12 am || Up

                  There’s also some kind of ant chalk from China that’s really toxic, as in not legal, but often sold in corner stores. Beware of it.

                  I tried cinnamon for a while, which works but only if you can keep a solid line of cinnamon on the floor where ants would enter, without doors, cats, and feet wiping part of it away. Now I have my cat’s wet food on a $25 platform which is a fancy version of the weighted dish in water, and her dry food in a small bowl in the dip portion of a $4 chip and dip platter from the grocery store, with the chip part full of water. Both work. Ants occasionally wander in, but without the presence of a nice big dish of cat food, their interest in the random bit of food I drop on the floor is minimal.

        • the llama Dec 3,2012 7:43 pm || Up

          We’re mostly on a raised foundation, but the living room is on slab.

          • Kay Dec 3,2012 7:47 pm || Up

            My friend has an ex-sunken living room, now at the same elevation. You can tell because the window is really low compared to all the other windows.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 4,2012 8:14 pm || Up

      As long as the ABS pipe is comparable width to the downspout it should work fine I’d think. I hate Home Depot. My uncle who used to run a family-owned hardware store calls it the Orange Scourge.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ozzman99 Dec 4,2012 8:38 pm || Up

        In my experience, your local Ace Hardware is significantly better in terms of customer service and overall experience.

      • brian.only Dec 4,2012 11:43 pm || Up

        I have an Ace I frequent (Ellis) but they close early and I needed to get er’ done if you know what i mean.

  10. brian.only Dec 2,2012 9:06 pm

    Rangers resign Soto

  11. MikeV Dec 2,2012 10:54 pm

    My everything is sore.

    I played like crap tonight.

    I gained weight over the weekend.

    Melancholy.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • elcroata Dec 3,2012 11:24 am || Up

      Ditto on first two. Plus, after I came home from basketball, which is now, I have to keep working to fix the problem the incompetent IT department made for us

      Because survival is insufficient
    • Kay Dec 3,2012 12:33 pm || Up

      My everything is still a little sore, but I played very well on Saturday night.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • ozzman99 Dec 3,2012 12:47 pm || Up

        S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y, HEY HEY!

        • Kay Dec 3,2012 1:22 pm || Up

          Actually, a more appropriate descriptive song for my play would have been “Use Me Up” by Bill Withers.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2012 2:03 pm || Up

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  12. ozzman99 Dec 3,2012 2:47 pm

    So apparently Kaepernick shouldn’t have been called for intentional grounding and the safety shouldn’t have happened?

    It’s a very long page, but here’s the important part:

    Grounding call: Officials appear to have erred when they called Kaepernick for intentional grounding from the end zone. The pass Kaepernick threw landed past the line of scrimmage. Yes, the ball landed out of bounds, but as Fox analyst Mike Pereira pointed out, the line of scrimmage extends past the sideline for the purposes of determining whether grounding has occurred. Tough call for the 49ers.

    • MikeV Dec 3,2012 3:07 pm || Up

      Yes, that’s correct. And Kaepernick told the ref that when it happened.

      AND I was under the impression that all scoring plays are supposed to be reviewed, so it’s even more bullshit because the refs had to get together to decide what to do, and then missed the call.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • ozzman99 Dec 3,2012 3:16 pm || Up

        According to the head ref, it’s not considered a scoring play but rather a penalty and is therefor not reviewable. Bullshit, if you ask me. If points go on the board, it’s a scoring play.

        Kinda sad when a 2nd year player knows the rulebook better than the refs.

        • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 11:44 am || Up

          Yeah. Harbaugh asked if he could challenge and was told no.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Kay Dec 3,2012 5:29 pm || Up

        If the regular refs can’t even get the game right, and players go crazy and commit suicide, like, often enough that we’re getting numb to it, I think maybe it’s time to put the game to rest.

        I hope 2012 is the last season of American Football as we know it.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • dmoas Dec 3,2012 9:56 pm || Up

          Who’s getting numb to it?

          • Kay Dec 3,2012 10:04 pm || Up

            They played the fucking game yesterday rather than cancel it or at the bare minimum postpone it. That seems pretty numb to me.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • dmoas Dec 3,2012 10:10 pm || Up

              Numb, no. Flat out fucking stupid, inappropriate, disrespectful to everyone involved. And I saw more than one article to that affect as well.

  13. Kay Dec 3,2012 5:31 pm

    Life is good tonight… bacon and eggs for dinner just because… Hopefully some good communications somewhere in the electronic spectrum…

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  14. Jennifer Dec 3,2012 7:35 pm

    I’ve checked out mentally.

    • Kay Dec 3,2012 7:49 pm || Up

      I’m sorry this semester/class section has gone so shittily for you. It sure sounds like the instructors were operating with close to an impossible set of standards. Don’t beat yourself up too hard; You worked your ass off, win or lose.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Jennifer Dec 4,2012 4:21 pm || Up

        I can miss no more than 7 points on my final to pass.

        • Kay Dec 4,2012 9:42 pm || Up

          The A’s were down 3 on the Rangers with 3 to play. They passed.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • MikeV Dec 3,2012 9:35 pm || Up

      If it helps at all: boobs

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Dec 3,2012 9:57 pm || Up

      I did that a couple of years ago.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 4,2012 8:17 pm || Up

      You’re about to go into The Zone. You’re a monster, a beast, an unstoppable test-acing machine. You’re the man. With boobs.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Kay Dec 4,2012 9:43 pm || Up

        I thought I was the man with boobs around here?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 4,2012 9:44 pm || Up

          Heh heh.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Dec 7,2012 4:03 pm || Up

        AUTO ZONE!

  15. ozzman99 Dec 3,2012 9:45 pm

    Trekkies: in ST2, was the Reliant‘s bridge the same set as the original Enterprise bridge?

    • Tutu-late Dec 3,2012 9:49 pm || Up

      I’m watching the end right now, but I can’t tell. Now I have a great excuse to watch it on our widescreen tv!☺

      • ozzman99 Dec 3,2012 10:23 pm || Up

        It looks so close. I think they just re-dressed it a bit. I wonder if that set still exists.

    • dmoas Dec 3,2012 9:58 pm || Up

      They reused the same couple of bridges for multiple ships throughout the series including using the TNG bridge for one of the TOG movies.

      • ozzman99 Dec 3,2012 10:24 pm || Up

        Really? Which ship?

        • dmoas Dec 3,2012 10:28 pm || Up

          I forget. Read the production details on Wikipedia for the film series.

  16. YonYonson Dec 5,2012 10:55 pm

    drunk. who else?

    "Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." — Satchel Paige
    • Kay Dec 6,2012 3:20 pm || Up

      I quit drinking last month, probably for the rest of my life.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 6,2012 10:52 pm || Up

        Good luck!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Dec 6,2012 11:13 pm || Up

        Slàinte!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • MikeV Dec 7,2012 8:53 am || Up

        Nice.

        Is it part of the transition or just by choice or what?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Kay Dec 9,2012 8:07 am || Up

          It’s sort of part of the transition. The pills I take are hard on my liver, and I’m only supposed to have 3 drinks a week anyway.

          On Thanksgiving, I had my 3 drinks all in one day, and I was nauseous and hung over for the next 28 hours or so.

          Beer doesn’t smell good to me anymore. I figure it’s time to be done.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • MikeV Dec 9,2012 10:39 am || Up

            Nothin wrong with that.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • ptbnl Dec 9,2012 11:01 am || Up

              Indeed – my Damascene moment came when I realized that I was drinking something that tasted abominable (at the tail end of amateur cocktail night) simply because of the alcohol. After 10 years dry, now I limit myself to things that taste really really good – mostly IPAs & single malts.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  17. critter Dec 5,2012 11:35 pm

    Oblique- I just watched someone sing that EW&F song September on The Voice. I sang your lyrics along with it (and Bernied) . I like your version better.

    • wacchampions Dec 5,2012 11:42 pm || Up

      I can Bernie Lean inside a Walgreens!

      • critter Dec 5,2012 11:54 pm || Up

        OMG. I was in a Walgreens tonight!
        I got a an extension cord for outside that has three outlets! woo hoo. But I didn’t Bernie. Plus, I want video.

        • 5Aces Dec 6,2012 9:27 am || Up

          The only thing better than multi outlet cords is one that has plugs in multiple spots along the way. I dont know how people did Christmas stuff before having cords like that.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Tutu-late Dec 6,2012 9:29 am || Up

            Candles and stone ornaments!

          • ozzman99 Dec 6,2012 11:43 am || Up

            My boss got these really awesome cords recently where you can actually just attach outlets anywhere along the cord. I assume this has been around for awhile and I’m just the last person to hear of it.

            • 5Aces Dec 6,2012 1:44 pm || Up

              I would have loved them back at the old Aces compound. We had a huge front yard and had to do a lot of staging to make the decorations look right.

              I am putting up everything on Sunday and am looking forward to it. The new front yard is about half the size and I imagine we might now look like the Griswolds if I do it just right..

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • colin Dec 6,2012 1:52 pm || Up

                Are they actually weatherproof though? Are the outlets inductively coupled to the wire? Because if there are contacts along the length of the cord, I would be pretty worried about it getting wet.

                • ozzman99 Dec 6,2012 2:22 pm || Up

                  I don’t know, but I think they’re safe. I used them at an event and there was a length that ran through a wet area on the floor that couldn’t be avoided. I didn’t put any outlets on that portion, but my wet hands touched the cord when I attached other outlets and I’m mostly fine.

                • Kay Dec 6,2012 3:22 pm || Up

                  Electroplay can be fun, if you do it right.

                  I’m personally going the violet wand route as opposed to sticking my hand in possibly electrified puddles, but to each his own!

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ozzman99 Dec 6,2012 3:33 pm || Up

                  Now we know Ben Franklin’s real motivation for flying a kite during a thunderstorm.

                • 5Aces Dec 7,2012 10:27 am || Up

                  And you have always thought the key was just hanging on the string for a test, didnt you?

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • ozzman99 Dec 7,2012 10:30 am || Up

                  Yep. Now I’m wondering if he only held that string with his hands, or… ?

                • Kay Dec 9,2012 8:12 am || Up

                  I dunno what to say here without straying too far into TMI territory, but I can assure you that medium/heavy genital electroshock play can be done quite safely, with the right toys/tools.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS

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