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The Lounge where we dive into the shallow end of the pool. 366

The time…is 11:24 CST…The setting…is the place in between…The idea…That you must get down to be down…y’all.

366 thoughts on “The Lounge where we dive into the shallow end of the pool.

  1. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:27 pm

    Don’t make me quote Mike + the Mechanics lyrics…because I will do it.

    But seriously, folks....
  2. Jennifer Nov 29,2012 9:30 pm

    so… It’s 11:30, and my neighbor is vacuuming.

    • the llama Nov 29,2012 9:30 pm || Up

      That sucks.

    • Bed Nov 29,2012 9:31 pm || Up

      You’re in Missouri…shoot him.

      But seriously, folks....
      • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 9:39 pm || Up

        About two weeks ago, this bitch’s son had a party every night of the week. I was stressed out with school. I felt like shooting them. The little fuckers threw cigarette butts on my hood one night in retaliation.

        • Bed Nov 29,2012 9:43 pm || Up

          I have to say stories like this remind me why I don’t miss apartment life…I hope you get some peace and quiet soon.

          But seriously, folks....
        • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:06 pm || Up

          There are ways of avenging your hood.

            • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:23 pm || Up

              Jack up his car; remove each wheel; put it below his car; lower his car onto the wheels. Bonus points if you also deflate the tires.

              Get a photo of him. Print it out on a piece of paper with the caption: “Recognize me? If we’ve had sex, get yourself to a doctor asap. I’ve been diagnosed with the clap. Sorry.” Post it all over the neighborhood.

              Get some plaster and cover the doorway to his apartment.

              You know that cat that’s imprinted on you? Find where it poops. Dig up the poop and cram as much as you can up the tailpipe of his car.

              Collect your own shit and smear it all over the doorhandles of his car and/or apartment.

              Set him on fire.

              Does he have a balcony/patio? Spread birdseed all over it. The more they eat, the more they shit.

              Empty a can of sardines under his welcome mat. You can also put them on top of the frame around his doorway. No one ever looks there.

              Get a rooster.

              • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:27 pm || Up

                It’s a kid. He doesn’t have a car.

                I don’t know what this kid looks like.

                They have bird feeders on their balcony. It falls down in front of my door and I track seed inside my apartmnt.

                We can’t have pets.

                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:31 pm || Up

                  Ok, just punch his nuts.

                • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:34 pm || Up

                  Yep…keep it simple and stick with the classics.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:39 pm || Up

                  Or hit ’em with a banjo.

                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:35 pm || Up

                  If he’s a kid, what the fuck is he doing with cigarettes? Let the little bastard smoke himself to death.

                • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:38 pm || Up

                  Hmm…when you make your play to be the new Mr. Rogers I probably wouldn’t open the show with this sentence.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:39 pm || Up

                  I’m the tough-love Mr. Rogers.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Nov 30,2012 9:40 am || Up

                  It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…until you go outside moping like that. I never wanted to have a neighbor like you.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 10:06 am || Up

                  Would you be my, would you be my, won’t you… hey you kids, GET OFF MY LAWN!

              • Kay Nov 29,2012 10:54 pm || Up

                Wow. I’m thoroughly impressed. I want you on my team when the shit goes down and it’s dirty tricks time.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • ptbnl Nov 29,2012 11:02 pm || Up

      The owner of the auto detailer at the end of the street decided that 11pm was the right time to test the new engine he’s just dropped into his car with a burnout in front of his shop – jarring sounds and noxious fumes.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Kay Nov 29,2012 11:07 pm || Up

        what a geardickhead

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:32 pm

    I made chicken tortilla soup tonight for dinner…it turned out good and spicy…my dad ate about 12 tums afterwards…he’s a honkey.

    But seriously, folks....
    • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:06 pm || Up

      That sounds tasty.

      • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:08 pm || Up

        Yeah…fresh honkey when it’s been filled with Tums is quite tasty.

        But seriously, folks....
        • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:10 pm || Up

          I gotta admit, you made me laugh out loud that time. The problem with eating the elderly is that the meat tends to be tough.

          • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:12 pm || Up

            Heh…yeah, and my dad is a tough old bastard so you’d probably have to cook him in the crockpot overnight to soften him up.

            But seriously, folks....
            • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:24 pm || Up

              I figured I’d marinate him in something bitter. Like the tears of Raider fans.

              • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:26 pm || Up

                We’re Raiders fans…we don’t cry…we start bar fights.

                But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:29 pm || Up

                  Ok, I’ll just use your ascerbic wit instead.

                • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:32 pm || Up

                  My acerbic wit goes best with a good white wine…or some cheap malt liquor.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:35 pm || Up

                  Oh, I get plenty of white whine around here.

                • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:36 pm || Up

                  Hey…we white folks have not had our voices heard for too long.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:40 pm || Up

                  Seriously, y’all got it rough.

                • beebo Nov 30,2012 5:28 am || Up

                  A whole twenty minutes!

  4. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:37 pm

    I wonder what President Obama and Mitt Romney talked about over lunch today?

    President – I hate you
    Romney – I hate you more

    President – I’m starting to have some money
    Romney – I’ll always have more

    President – I have one wife
    Romney – I have more

    But seriously, folks....
    • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:07 pm || Up

      I’ll bet they talked about a Patriots-Bears Super Bowl.

      • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:13 pm || Up

        I’m sure it was one of the times when really neither guy wanted to be there…if it was an episode of The West Wing then Romney would be the new Secretary of State.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 10:18 pm || Up

          The Secretary of State.
          The Secretary?
          Yeah
          of State?
          Yeah
          Romney?
          Romney.
          Mitt Romney?
          Is there another Romney?
          There are several, Tagg, Josh, Matt, Ben…
          OK, shut up, it’s Mitt Romney, the guy we just beat.
          Where are we walking?
          It doesn’t matter.

  5. doctorK Nov 29,2012 9:37 pm

    I WAS IN THE POOL

  6. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:42 pm

    It’s all connected, man….it’s a conspiracy involving Mo Udall, Julian Lenon and the ERA amendment…all so the aliens can keep giving anal probes to farmers in Nebraska.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Nov 29,2012 10:55 pm || Up

      And I’m for it. It’s the kind of pork that generates good old fashioned American Jobs, other than Julian Lennon’s stipend, of course.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  7. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:45 pm

    Now I just need to figure out a way to work in Robert Wuhl, Bridget the Midget, the Oak Ridge Boys and VORP into one post and then I can retire from blogging.

    But seriously, folks....
  8. Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 9:45 pm

    PSA: Exciting Warriors game happening right now on TNT.

    • Bed Nov 29,2012 9:51 pm || Up

      Hmm…I’m not sure I’ve ever seen an entire Warriors game not involving the Kings or the Celtics.

      But seriously, folks....
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 9:52 pm || Up

        Only five minutes to go in this one.

        • Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 10:10 pm || Up

          They’re trying to kill me with this game.

          • Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 10:17 pm || Up

            Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

            • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:32 pm || Up

              Superstar. Are. You. What. You. Say. You. Are?

              But seriously, folks....
  9. grover Nov 29,2012 9:47 pm

    I’m posting this in the hopes that it releases a bit of the anger I have building inside… anger that makes me want to post back in the OC and tear someone to shreds for not knowing what the fuck they’re talking about.

    And no, I’m not talking about Toonces.

    • Bed Nov 29,2012 9:50 pm || Up

      I’m curious how many people post on both sites these days? I haven’t been back in months and last time I was on AN it was a lot of different names.

      But seriously, folks....
      • ptbnl Nov 29,2012 11:15 pm || Up

        I look at the traffic stats once in a while. In the last month they’ve had both the highest (24K – ALDS) and lowest (6K – current) numbers of distinct visitors in a single week in the site’s recorded history.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • brian.only Nov 29,2012 10:13 pm || Up

      Wow, just checked it out for the first time in at least a coupla months, that place is de-e-ad and pretty uninspiring, did it get f-uglier?
      Enough that I didn’t even want to take a look-see into what might be boiling yer’ blood.

      • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:14 pm || Up

        They wanted an all baseball blog…they got it…and it’s really boring.

        But seriously, folks....
        • brian.only Nov 29,2012 10:18 pm || Up

          Kind of wonder how many lurkers there are here now because of it.
          Also am curious how the recently relocated refer to this place.

          • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:22 pm || Up

            The last war in January changed things…AN is now totally different and a lot of folks no longer post on either site. Add in the Bloom/Monkeyball drama and it’s been a busy year of meta…hopefully we’ll add some fun people in 2013 and grow FK…it would help if I posted less.

            But seriously, folks....
            • Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 10:23 pm || Up

              it would help if I posted less

              No.

            • brian.only Nov 29,2012 10:25 pm || Up

              But you’re like half of the traffic and 78% of the comic relief!

              • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:30 pm || Up

                Well, you’re both too nice. I have a lot of fun here on FK, mainly because of you cool folks.

                But seriously, folks....
                • brian.only Nov 29,2012 10:31 pm || Up

                  [crosses name off wall, applies lipstick]

                • Kay Nov 29,2012 10:57 pm || Up

                  MAC, I hope. Anything less would be uncivilized.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:30 pm || Up

              You better not post less. I stay up late just to catch you.

              • Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 10:32 pm || Up

                It’s not the same when you don’t catch it in real time.

        • grover Nov 29,2012 10:40 pm || Up

          They wanted a baseball blog that marginalized fanposts and put the emphasis on Front Page content.

          And they got it.

          Now posters like sc00by carry weight in the threads…

          • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:45 pm || Up

            All I can say is if AN was like it is now back in 2008 I wouldn’t have joined. I guess they want to compete with other mainstream sports sites but they don’t have the professional writers to pull that off.

            I miss three things, a few of the peole who did’t come to FK, not having to hit the refresh button to update the posts and being able to rec things I like.

            But seriously, folks....
          • elcroata Nov 30,2012 2:09 pm || Up

            I went there only a few times, but you are right – sc00by is basically the only voice of reason over there

            Because survival is insufficient
            • PDXAthleticsfan Nov 30,2012 2:19 pm || Up

              I went over there and browsed; danbot is still hanging out over there some and NSJ posted something a few weeks ago. Otherwise, yeah, sad state of things.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
              • elcroata Nov 30,2012 2:24 pm || Up

                Two really good ones, without a doubt.

                Because survival is insufficient
                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 2:44 pm || Up

                  I haven’t posted there in a year, I guess. I think I’m gonna go right now and post a pic of TM randomly.

                • doctorK Nov 30,2012 6:12 pm || Up

                  I love you for posting that without a subject line.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 6:23 pm || Up

                  What’re they gonna do, b** me?

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:11 pm || Up

                  hehehe:)

                  Hello, everyone.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:18 pm || Up

                  Hey! Funny, SPWC (now Kay) was just saying in another thread that tonight would be a great night for you to come over. I swear, she’s psycho psychic.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:20 pm || Up

                  I love all of you FK’ers.♥ The turtleman pic was awesome!

                  So…Who do we get to play SS?

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:27 pm || Up

                  You, if your knees are good to go.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:29 pm || Up

                  Sc00bs, and I had pushed the idea of moving Cespedes to SS so much, that we actually had people buying into the ruse! Someone even wrote a post suggesting it! heeheehee

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:33 pm || Up

                  Ha! That’s crazy. I think it’s obvious that Barton is the future at SS.

                • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 7:32 pm || Up

                  cespedes

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Englishmajor Nov 30,2012 7:27 pm || Up

                  Hi Tutu! Turtle Man always brings the boys to the yard!

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:30 pm || Up

                  Hi, good lady! I can’t see that pic without thinking of Ned Beatty. :)

                  Did you have a good Thanksgiving?

                • Englishmajor Nov 30,2012 7:32 pm || Up

                  Yes, I did, I flew to Minnesota that day and had Thanksgiving with my family.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:36 pm || Up

                  I just love this time of year.

                • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 7:31 pm || Up

                  hey tutu!

                  good to see you

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:34 pm || Up

                  I wonder… if I keep posting TM over at **, will it bring more of our friends here?

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:38 pm || Up

                  I’m pretty sure many lurk here. I’d be here more if I could find a way to refrain from the political debates. ☺

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:41 pm || Up

                  Pretty sure those are done for awhile.

                • colin Nov 30,2012 8:31 pm || Up

                  You need to at least hang out in the lounges. Bed has been on a serious roll lately.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:34 pm || Up

                  @colin

                  I believe I shall for this season. I had some serious depression with the knees this year, and needed somewhere to make me happy.

                • colin Nov 30,2012 8:43 pm || Up

                  @tutu of course, right after I wrote that comment, I looked at the other lounge and saw that Bed will be gone for the next month+. You’ll just have to pick up the slack!

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:44 pm || Up

                  Best support group ever!

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:47 pm || Up

                  @colin

                  I’ll be around for sure, but I’m a joiner, not a leader. :)

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:49 pm || Up

                  @ozz

                  Yeah, some of the ladies over there helped me a lot. lynn, Deb, giggs, etc were great during my re-hab period.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 9:13 pm || Up

                  We need more of them over here.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 9:16 pm || Up

                  I forgot BerryJo! She was awesome as well.

                • Englishmajor Nov 30,2012 7:41 pm || Up

                  If not sooner, we should all troll over there on Christmas Eve, like the visitation of the spirits in A Christmas Carol. Can someone Photoshop a Santa hat on TM?

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:42 pm || Up

                  Put goat horns on him?

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:46 pm || Up

                  I’ll get on it next week. Both styles.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:36 pm || Up

                  Hello, Ed! Good to see all of you folks as well.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 30,2012 7:50 pm || Up

                  Howdy stranger, good to see ya.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:52 pm || Up

                  Hi, FSU!Are you ready for the winter? I love the fall/winter time of year.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 30,2012 7:56 pm || Up

                  Sort of. I’m planning a trip to Maui.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:57 pm || Up

                  Is Bed there already? Or is he still in Our-Kansas?

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 30,2012 8:01 pm || Up

                  He’s over in the new lounge, go say howdy!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • desmarestia Dec 3,2012 10:24 pm || Up

                  I wanna go! LOL

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 6:12 pm || Up

                  Damn, I just wanted to see what all the new folks would think. Instead, Tutu started talking to me. I like him, so I can’t just ignore him.

                • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 7:13 pm || Up

                  where?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:19 pm || Up

                  **

                  But he’s here now, so life is good. :)

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:23 pm || Up

                  No kidding, life IS good! I still have a cache of vicodin for fun…. I bought a bike so that I can get my girlish figure back!

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:28 pm || Up

                  That sounds like a good way to strengthen the muscles in your legs, too. I have a bike, but I haven’t ridden it in I don’t know how long. If I sit on it, it’ll prolly collapse into a pile of rust.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:33 pm || Up

                  My son’s Boy Scout Troop does a lot of riding, and I hope to get into the routine with him. I gained quite a bit of weight in the last year, due to the surgeries, and want to lose about 30-40 lbs. That will get me down under 200.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:35 pm || Up

                  I used to work with a guy who lost 30 lbs. in 3 months just by riding his bike instead of driving his car. In his case, he had to stop driving because his license was suspended after getting a DUI.

                • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 7:38 pm || Up

                  I have a friend in that situation, even bought the bike. But he is too busy asking people for rides to ride it.

                  Plus he’s got a pacemaker so he is a little askerred

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:39 pm || Up

                  Did it stop him from drinking?

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:42 pm || Up

                  @Ed: He should maybe stop drinking, then.

                  @Tutu: No, but he switched to a bar within walking distance of his house.

                • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 7:46 pm || Up

                  He drinks less now

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • grover Nov 30,2012 4:35 pm || Up

              He might be a voice of reason but his argument for Wil Myers, 3B appears grossly inaccurate. I can’t find a single scouting source that argues Myers’ “best position” is 3B. Everything I’ve read says he’s destined for a COF and/or that while he has the tools to potentially play 3B he’s extremely raw and would need time to develope into an even average defender.

              BWH’s fanpost.

              sc00by’s WTF?!?! comment.

              • colin Nov 30,2012 5:33 pm || Up

                man, ** 12.0 (or whatever they are on now) fucks my browser up completely. My laptop isn’t exactly a powerhouse, but it’s less than two years old.

                • MikeV Nov 30,2012 5:55 pm || Up

                  I just clicked.

                  The redesign is complete shit.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • colin Nov 30,2012 8:33 pm || Up

                  I couldn’t even scroll, seriously.

                • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 7:14 pm || Up

                  I have been waiting for comments to load for 2 minutes

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • elcroata Dec 1,2012 12:11 am || Up

                  Real time content control. New plug-in called Kim Jong AN

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Kay Dec 1,2012 10:39 am || Up

                  heh

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 12:20 am || Up

                  fTheir credit card stealing software is less efficient than ours.

                  Bless each and every one of you Amazon-ordering FKers. Daddy’s little girl needs some new onesies!

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • elcroata Dec 1,2012 12:09 am || Up

                Yeah, that is wrong. However, if that is the thing on AN that makes you upset the most, you definitely need to (or shouldn’t) browse another thread or two

                Because survival is insufficient
                • grover Dec 1,2012 8:52 am || Up

                  I’m angry because my favorite topics of discussion have been lobotomized and what was my primary forum marginalized into an afterthought. Trade threads and prospect talking used to be the most fun I had on AN. The whole site is a train wreck and I’m not talking about how it looks. I still regularly read other SBN sites because the content is worthwhile; BWH’s fanpost is symbolic of how far the quality of the content has fallen.

                  What’s worse, his thread is 1 of only 2 (out of 40) fanposts that has topped 50 comments in the last 30 days.

                • Future Ed Dec 1,2012 8:59 am || Up

                  I get it that they want to make money, but they seemed to alienate all the good content posters, so its not a must read.

                  LIke you I read other SBNation stuff because its informative and interesting, AN is not.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • elcroata Dec 2,2012 1:19 am || Up

                  I could sign everything that you have written.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • the llama Dec 2,2012 5:47 pm || Up

                  Geez, you know sign language too!?!

                • whimsical witch Dec 2,2012 5:48 pm || Up

                  you have been on fire lately.

                • elcroata Dec 2,2012 10:58 pm || Up

                  hee

                  Because survival is insufficient
        • elcroata Nov 30,2012 2:11 pm || Up

          I looked at it. I had to laugh when I realized they created a mailbag. Because what, the FP writers are too fine to answer a question in a comments section? What grandeur

          Because survival is insufficient
          • colin Nov 30,2012 2:22 pm || Up

            This is begging for an “email me” joke.

            But, just to give them the benefit of the doubt, it could just mean that they are writing a front page piece that aggregates slightly more involved answers to questions that have come up in comments?

            • elcroata Nov 30,2012 2:28 pm || Up

              No, I really looked at it. Here is the definition:

              Every week, a selected group of front page writers will respond to AN readers’ questions submitted to a new email address we have created: athleticsnationmailbag [at] gmail [dot] com

              I don’t know what’s funnier. That you have to send an email or “selected group of front page writers”. Senior columnists will answer your tweets

              Because survival is insufficient
              • elcroata Nov 30,2012 2:31 pm || Up

                It gets better:

                You have burning questions about roster construction? Email us! Have an idea for a research topic? Email us! Want to know what our favorite players are? Email us!

                Our hope is that this will become a regular, weekly feature. In addition, Twitter and Facebook submissions will also be accepted. Also, Nico requests that spam and porn submissions be goat-related only.

                I really want to know who the favorite players of the FRONT PAGE WRITERS are. Will my question be accepted if I write it on Facebook? And I would really like to hear a totally new joke, say… about goat bestiality? That would be mighty funny

                Because survival is insufficient
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 30,2012 2:36 pm || Up

                  In addition to being a hilarious self-parody, this also gives further weight to grover’s point that they are actively trying to marginalize fanposts by routing discussion through the members of the front page cabal.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 2:43 pm || Up

                  We should flood their inbox with questions such as: “Why did so many people leave for FK?”

              • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 2:32 pm || Up

                by fans unpaid people with no more knowledge than yoyu for fans

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Nov 30,2012 7:43 pm || Up

                  Exactly…that’s what I was saying before, they’re trying to be like a site with actual professional writers, but it’s the same crew that I used to make dick jokes with.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:46 pm || Up

                  Now they’ve become the dick jokes.

                • Kay Nov 30,2012 7:57 pm || Up

                  pretty much.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:01 pm || Up

                  Hi, Kay! How is Sacto-town?

                • Kay Nov 30,2012 8:04 pm || Up

                  Funtown USA, baby!

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:06 pm || Up

                  Cool! We got HAMMERED with the storm today. The flooding has already started. Nothing major. Just have to be careful crossing streams, etc.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:09 pm || Up

                  Wow, had no idea you were having weather out there.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:11 pm || Up

                  There are mudslides along Highway 140 in the Merced River canyon. Its one of the main routes into Yosemite Park

                • Kay Nov 30,2012 8:11 pm || Up

                  It’s been raining for 2 days straight, pretty much.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Bed Nov 30,2012 8:12 pm || Up

                  It was almost 7o here today…I’m loving it.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:17 pm || Up

                  Get to work on that ark.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:19 pm || Up

                  @ozz
                  I’m grabbing the high ground!

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:22 pm || Up

                  Lemme see if I can do this right.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:23 pm || Up

                  Damn! Here, I’ll just link it. I can never post videos right.

                • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 12:22 am || Up

                  iFSU…

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ozzman99 Dec 4,2012 10:35 am || Up

                  Is FSU now an Apple product?

                • Kay Dec 4,2012 10:48 am || Up

                  Not unless they’re outsourcing assembly to St. Petersburg.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ozzman99 Dec 6,2012 12:55 am || Up

                  I thought about going to FSU, but instead I’m a Lenin grad.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 6,2012 9:29 am || Up

                  Seige the Day!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • ozzman99 Dec 7,2012 8:49 am || Up

                  WWII was the bomb, yo.

                • Jennifer Dec 7,2012 6:55 pm || Up

                  Too soon.

                • Tutu-late Dec 7,2012 9:04 pm || Up

                  Ba-ZINGA!

                • Kay Dec 9,2012 8:29 am || Up

                  It’s actually the number one incarnation tourist destination on our planet.

                  Come see and be a part of a WHOLE PLANET AT WAR!

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 11:19 pm || Up

        The thing where the photos are sort of greyed out until you mouse over them is sort of clever, but also kind of ugly not very user friendly. It’s also very difficult to find where the interesting commenting action is happening (perhaps because there is none).

    • colin Nov 30,2012 1:14 pm || Up

      If you want to vent more, I’m curious about the comment/fANpost/front page piece that has you worked up. My internet connection is too slow to waste over at **, but I’d read a summary of it here…

      • grover Nov 30,2012 4:39 pm || Up

        I give links above.

        The OP’s proposal is full of holes. But what truly pissed me off was how the discussion started with the possibility of Wil Myers making the transition to 3B (I’d give him better odds than Barton…) to “scouts think Myers’ best defensive position will be 3B”. (Paraphasing the quote.)

  10. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:49 pm

    Up next on All Things Considered…Left handed, albino cross dressers from Ohio and what they mean for the Euro.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Englishmajor Nov 29,2012 10:31 pm || Up

      No way, we’re saving that for pledge week.

      • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:33 pm || Up

        That’s probably the smart move.

        But seriously, folks....
  11. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:53 pm

    I was a simple man with a simple dream…to clone Angelina Jolie and ride her lips to the rings of Saturn.

    But seriously, folks....
  12. Jennifer Nov 29,2012 9:53 pm

    Never name your daughter Dabecka.

    • Bed Nov 29,2012 9:54 pm || Up

      Noted…anything else I should know?

      But seriously, folks....
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 29,2012 10:29 pm || Up

      How about with an apostrophe? D’Becka.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:32 pm || Up

        There once was a girl named D’Becka…

      • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:35 pm || Up

        No. Not at all. Conversation from today:

        “We will be meeting Dabecka at 1100.”

        “Who?”

        “The therapist you were with yesterday.”

        “TA-becka?”

        “DUH-becka.”

        “THE Becka?”

        “DUH-Becka.”

        “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!”

    • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:32 pm || Up

      What about naming my son that?

      • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:38 pm || Up

        Sure. Go ahead.

        • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:41 pm || Up

          Dabecka Gertie 99. That’s a great name for a son.

          • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:48 pm || Up

            I hope the baby’s mother agrees.

            • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:57 pm || Up

              Jokes on you! Like any woman would ever let herself get impregnated by the likes of me! HA!

  13. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:55 pm

    and no…we aren’t there yet.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Nov 29,2012 10:58 pm || Up

      That means I don’t have to stop kicking the back of the seat then, right?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  14. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:58 pm

    I’m not feeling too bad about my Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl pick at the moment…we’ll so how long that lasts?

    But seriously, folks....
  15. Bed Nov 29,2012 9:59 pm

    (sighs)….no, we aren’t there yet.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Nov 29,2012 10:58 pm || Up

      (kicks back of seat again)

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  16. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:01 pm

    I have to admit I don’t think I ever thought I’d live in a state that still had some of the stars and bars on their state flag…of course I moved to Arkanas mainly for the palm trees.

    But seriously, folks....
  17. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:05 pm

    If you can’t be with the one you love honey then love Stephen Stills, love Stephen Stills.

    But seriously, folks....
  18. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:06 pm

    God Dammit!…I said we aren’t there yet!

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Nov 29,2012 10:59 pm || Up

      (pouts)

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Nov 29,2012 11:04 pm || Up

        Keep it up and you won’t get a milkshake.

        But seriously, folks....
  19. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:07 pm

    Tonight’s posts by Bed are better understood if you read them in the voice of Randy “Macho Man” Savage….Ohhhh yeeeeah!

    But seriously, folks....
  20. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:10 pm

    I kid because I care…about making you feel really bad about yourself.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:12 pm || Up

      I don’t need any help with that.

      • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:16 pm || Up

        I’m serious when I say this…if you were writing a book about your experience in becoming a nurse, I’d read it. You’re a natual story teller.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:21 pm || Up

          Aw, thanks Beddie.

          I wish I could tell you guys about my day today on the psych unit. My patient likes to stick objects in his rectum. The doctor asked if the patient’s rectum was checked when he was admitted. Then I cracked a joke about blind finger sweeps.

          • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:26 pm || Up

            Ya brown-noser.

            • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:28 pm || Up

              My preceptor said, “If I were grading you for this rotation, I’d pass you on that joke alone.”

              • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:34 pm || Up

                What’s a preceptor? It must suck to have a job that’s spelled pee-recpetor.

                • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:37 pm || Up

                  Some bitch we follow around and annoy, and in turn she makes us hate life.

                • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:41 pm || Up

                  But she’s a pee receptor. So you get to urinate on her.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 29,2012 10:31 pm || Up

            Hardly knew ‘im!

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • ptbnl Nov 29,2012 11:21 pm || Up

              In FSU rectum checks you.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • PDXAthleticsfan Nov 29,2012 11:38 pm || Up

                That’s actually truf.

                A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
          • the llama Nov 29,2012 10:34 pm || Up

            Checked? No, it was more of a Paisley pattern.

  21. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:28 pm

    I really did want to write a baseball post this year but time has ran out on me…hopefully I can write it next year.

    But seriously, folks....
  22. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:31 pm

    (turns around)…if you ask me one more time if we’re there yet…I’ll put you on the roof of the car.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Nov 29,2012 11:00 pm || Up

      (begins fantasizing about surfing on the roof of the car)

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • harensheir15 Nov 30,2012 2:59 am || Up

      Any thoughts on the ideal height of trees?

  23. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:35 pm

    I can type like 11 words a minute with only 6-23 errors.

    But seriously, folks....
  24. ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:38 pm

    Sometimes, I’m too nice. We delivered school photos today. I chose not to hit on the hot single mom right in front of her kid. And her ex-husband. And half the school administrators. I don’t think of myself as a hero, though. Everyone else does, of course, but I prefer to think that I’m just a regular guy who does heroic things.

    • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:41 pm || Up

      You’re a prince of a guy. You’re who I want to be when I grow up. Can I have your autograph…hell, can I have your baby?

      But seriously, folks....
      • Jennifer Nov 29,2012 10:41 pm || Up

        Baby D’Becka?

      • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 10:44 pm || Up

        Well you can try having my baby. I’m no scientist, but I don’t think it’ll work.

        • Bed Nov 29,2012 10:47 pm || Up

          pfft…we’re history majors…we can do anything.

          But seriously, folks....
  25. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:51 pm

    Act now and we’ll send you Ross Perot sings Motown free with your purchase.

    But seriously, folks....
    • beebo Nov 30,2012 5:39 am || Up

      Read in the Randy “Macho Man” Savage voice, this one works well.

  26. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:56 pm

    Has there ever been a really great book about the 72-74 World Series A’s teams?

    But seriously, folks....
    • the llama Nov 29,2012 11:12 pm || Up

      War and Peace

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 29,2012 11:26 pm || Up

      Best is Mustache Gang. Captures the Swingin A’s well.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Kay Nov 30,2012 7:35 am || Up

        Yeah, that one’s pretty good.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 29,2012 11:28 pm || Up

      I haven’t read 67Marquez’s book, but I’d guess from his posts it’s good too.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. Bed Nov 29,2012 10:59 pm

    If Family Guy was just about the baby and the dog I’d watch every week.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Nov 29,2012 11:02 pm || Up

      Agreed. Everyone else is redundant filler.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Nov 29,2012 11:06 pm || Up

        I hate the Dad character…I’ve seen Homer Simpson and you sir are no Homer Simpson.

        But seriously, folks....
  28. Bed Nov 29,2012 11:01 pm

    Okay…you’ve just been hired by NBC…recast The A Team.

    But seriously, folks....
  29. Bed Nov 29,2012 11:02 pm

    Okay…you’ve just been hired by CBS…recast Magnum P.I.

    But seriously, folks....
  30. Bed Nov 29,2012 11:03 pm

    Okay…you’ve just been hired by ABC…recast uh, some ABC show from the 80’s.

    But seriously, folks....
  31. Bed Nov 29,2012 11:05 pm

    We have a major problem here, folks…I have a Michael Bolton song stuck in my head.

    But seriously, folks....
  32. Bed Nov 29,2012 11:08 pm

    See you…Same Bed time…Same Bed channel.

    But seriously, folks....
  33. aardvark Nov 29,2012 11:18 pm

    Is it about captain jack sparrow?

    • aardvark Nov 29,2012 11:32 pm || Up

      This should’ve been for bed’s comment about mr bolton.

  34. ptbnl Nov 29,2012 11:24 pm

    I just beat my personal scrabble best with a 203-point word – IROnIZERS, bingoing between two triple word scores.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 29,2012 11:30 pm || Up

      Nurse Upgrade is impressed. She’s a Scrabble shark. I often rage quit when I play with her.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Nov 29,2012 11:48 pm || Up

        It’s a bit like chess in that a fairly small amount of memorized information and basic theory can give rise to the chasm between sharks and chum.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • desmarestia Dec 3,2012 10:29 pm || Up

        Love Words with Friends…got a 130 point word the other day…heeheehee

    • ozzman99 Nov 29,2012 11:33 pm || Up

      I once scored a 602 in Yahtzee, so there.

    • nobody in particular Nov 30,2012 4:16 am || Up

      I am hoping you flipped the rack after you put it down like Reggie Jackson in the 1971 All-Star Game.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  35. Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2012 11:34 pm

    Billy Bragg is a good musical companion when one is working late.

  36. elcroata Nov 30,2012 7:29 am

    Any SQL Server administrators out there?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • colin Nov 30,2012 1:23 pm || Up

      I think the nm has a fair bit of experience just from running this site.

      I’m ok at writing SQL queries, but not much experience on the server admin side.

      • elcroata Nov 30,2012 2:12 pm || Up

        This site is not SQL Server based. I am proficient in SQL, I have a question about reinitializing Merge Replication of servers

        Because survival is insufficient
        • colin Nov 30,2012 2:19 pm || Up

          Then I am not your guy.

          • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 8:37 am || Up

            Me either. I used to use it ~8 years ago, but not for that (and I’m sure everything has changed)

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • elcroata Dec 4,2012 8:52 am || Up

              Yeah, it’s over now. The answer you’ve all been waiting for is that there is no way to stop re-initialization of a replication once it’s triggered. Which is pretty fucked up when IT department mistakenly does that to your production database and re-initialization involves completely deleting all the data in the DB.

              Because survival is insufficient
              • 5Aces Dec 4,2012 9:11 am || Up

                {sad trombone}

                One of the badges of honor we have in my groups is once you have reached the stage where you prove you know your way around the system by completely destroying something. I got mine during a crisis where we could not generate schedules for our centers. The issue got fixed and I jumped in to kick off the work for 3 weeks from now. Right after I started the process I realized that I actually did it for next week, and erased about 2 weeks worth of work for dates beginning the following Mondy (this was Friday afternoon). Had a couple of drinks that night before I began a long weekend of rework..

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • elcroata Dec 4,2012 9:26 am || Up

                  Yeah, I would have some badges by that measure, too.

                  SQL console will only execute the highlighted part of the statement , so I once — while trying to correct a starting wavelength on one measurement — omitted the “WHERE” clause, and then watched in horror s something like 37,678,987 rows affected came out, and all measurements we ever took were pinned to 1330 nanometers

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • nevermoor Dec 4,2012 9:57 am || Up

                  As one oft burned by ignoring the advice, “backup frequently, more frequently, and also right now.”

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 4,2012 10:41 am || Up

                  As someone who is currently in the processing of sifting through giant garbled data dumps to rebuild a wiped out SQL database with all my work notes from the past year, this most certainly rings true. I’m just glad I at least backed up the garbled data dumps.

                • elcroata Dec 4,2012 11:00 am || Up

                  I had the backup, of course, but it was still nerve-racking night

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • 5Aces Dec 4,2012 10:43 am || Up

                  My favorite ws my friends experience. A mistake on a date caused every single minute of time off the phones for a site of about 500 agents for the preious 2 years was changed to “recognition meeting”. I learned at that point that when someone begins discussions around “new standards for storing historical data” it means they deleted everything useful from behind that date…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  37. Future Ed Nov 30,2012 2:47 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 2:49 pm || Up

      Ok, who picked Blevins to be the A’s best ambassador in the pool?

      • Glorious Mundy Nov 30,2012 2:50 pm || Up

        He does seem like a really cool, normal guy.

      • the llama Dec 1,2012 12:58 pm || Up

        Did you see the way he danced during the clubhouse celebration? Guy clearly knows his way around a dance floor.

        • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 12:01 am || Up

          I didn’t, but I’ll check youtube later.

  38. ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 6:03 pm

    Has Stanford been wearing these unis all year? I can’t decide if they’re badass or stupid ugly.

    • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 6:03 pm || Up

      Damn it! That should be “or,” not “is.”

      • MikeV Nov 30,2012 6:06 pm || Up

        It’s one of their alternates, I think.

        I think they look good.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 6:11 pm || Up

          I think I do too, but I’m not sure yet.

        • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 6:24 pm || Up

          I like the helmets, but the rest might be a bit too much black.

          • Englishmajor Nov 30,2012 7:36 pm || Up

            They look charcoal grey in closeups, but black in the long shots. Maybe just because they’re covered in raindrops?

            • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:43 pm || Up

              Hm, maybe. It could be that matte-black color becomes shiny when wet.

            • batgirl Dec 1,2012 1:11 pm || Up

              They’re black. Alternate jerseys that the players LOVE and they all voted to wear them yesterday. IIRC they’ve never lost when wearing them. I’m not a huge fan, but they did look pretty BAD ASS last night.

      • ptbnl Nov 30,2012 6:20 pm || Up

        It or now.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 6:23 pm || Up

          Haha! Thanks. Can you follow me around in life and fix all my other mistakes too?

    • Soaker Nov 30,2012 6:10 pm || Up

      This game is a made-for-television joke. Might as well wear joke uniforms.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • mother pucker Nov 30,2012 7:49 pm || Up

        I like the idea of a title game, but to play it on a Friday? Even a loser like myself has better things to do than watch. My second complaint would be that it is not played at a random, if not pre-assigned, neutral site. A Seattle-Phoenix-Rosebowl-New Niners stadium rotation sounds good to me.

        • Englishmajor Nov 30,2012 7:54 pm || Up

          If the Earthquakes hadn’t lost to the Galaxy, they’d be trying to play the MLS Cup on that muddy mess tomorrow.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 30,2012 7:55 pm || Up

        I just tuned in. If I didn’t know who was playing it would have taken me at least 500 guesses to land on “Stanford and UCLA” as the teams. From afar UCLA looks more like USC, for God’s sake. Hideous all around.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 7:58 pm || Up

          those UCLA unifoms are 1000% better than the monstrosity home uni’s they wore last week.

          I actually like them fine

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  39. ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 7:47 pm

    Damn you FKers. I’m not getting any work done.

    • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 7:59 pm || Up

      You have only yourself to blame. You were the one who lured me over with the TM pic.

      • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:03 pm || Up

        If I were you, I wouldn’t tell people that pic lured you in any way, shape, or form.

        • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:07 pm || Up

          soooo-eeee!

          • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:10 pm || Up

            If you have a therapist, you may want to share. If you don’t have a therapist, you may want to make an appointment.

            • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:12 pm || Up

              Are you suggesting I get rid of my Ned Beatty poster as well?

              • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:17 pm || Up

                Depends on whether it’s affecting your marriage.

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:19 pm || Up

                  heehee. I miss these Lounges….

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:24 pm || Up

                  How does that work over there now? Are Lounges dead and gone?

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:26 pm || Up

                  About one per month…75 comments in Nov..:(
                  Some of us try to keep them alive.

                • Bed Nov 30,2012 8:29 pm || Up

                  75 a month?…Heck, I used to do that an hour.

                  I sure wish things had gone differently.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:31 pm || Up

                  Me tuu. I liked that there was a place to “get away” from it all.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:33 pm || Up

                  There still is. :)

                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:36 pm || Up

                  GP! :-)

                • Bed Nov 30,2012 8:34 pm || Up

                  Yep, but this lounge is a lot of fun too…probably a lot less baseball and more goofy but it’s still a fun place to hang out.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:36 pm || Up

                  I just want the friendship.

                • Bed Nov 30,2012 8:38 pm || Up

                  Well, all of you folks are welcome…FK is a more free and open place to be yourself…no one gets banned here.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:40 pm || Up

                  I appreciate that, Bed.

                • Bed Nov 30,2012 8:43 pm || Up

                  We miss you here, Tutu…I hope you’ll come back around more often in the future.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 8:44 pm || Up

                  I do plan on it, Bed.

                • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 8:51 pm || Up

                  Yeah, the lounge over there was good but I think it’s reached a new level here.

                • the llama Dec 1,2012 1:00 pm || Up

                  Were you turned off by the politics a while back? I’m more or less the political opposite of everyone around here, but post-election things have been pretty tame.

                • Tutu-late Dec 1,2012 1:52 pm || Up

                  I just need to stop getting so involved in the discussions.

                • Future Ed Dec 1,2012 1:55 pm || Up

                  where is my high speed rail?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • the llama Dec 1,2012 2:07 pm || Up

                  Hanging out with your warp-speed cotton gin.

                • Kay Dec 1,2012 2:09 pm || Up

                  I ain’t one who’s into rules, but seeing as how we mostly have grills and lounges these days, we can sort of maybe kinda herd the political talk into the grill area and keep the lounge area on a less contentious grill.

                  And come late winter when the pieces have fallen into place, rosterbation season is upon us, and those who wish to do so will dance around the hot stoves in some sort of sauna endurance contest.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Kay Dec 1,2012 2:10 pm || Up

                  “a less contentious keel” is what I meant. I’m kind of in bumblebee mode right now.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • brian.only Dec 1,2012 7:29 pm || Up

                  I ignore all NFL posts, I’m sure the same could be done w/ the political type musings.

                • ptbnl Dec 1,2012 8:54 pm || Up

                  @brian.only exactly what I do too. The only thing we’ve ever really kept isolated is spoiler-filled tv discussion, which works fine for me.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  40. Bed Nov 30,2012 8:58 pm

    The lounge is different here on FK that’s for sure, Oz. On AN it started as a place to talk about the game in a more relaxed way and it was a place for Bloom to hang out when he was still in Florida. There were more people in it and we often had 2 or 3 of them a night when it was going hot and heavy. We also had more fights and the last one several people got banned. Here on FK it’s a little more loose and a lot more random as we’ve gotten stranger, but funnier too.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 9:01 pm || Up

      Yeah, I was really pissed about that last one.. The ban’er has never returned to the lounge.

      • Bed Nov 30,2012 9:03 pm || Up

        It was such a bad scene…I liked paris7 too…he even had one of my stupid posts as his sigline until he became management…it was the night that killed AN forever for me.

        But seriously, folks....
    • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 9:16 pm || Up

      I’m kind of offended that I never got banned.

      • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 9:17 pm || Up

        Keep posting pics without subject lines….:)

        • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 9:21 pm || Up

          Ha! If Llama was still over there, he’d beat the crap outta me.

          • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 9:22 pm || Up

            iglew?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Nov 30,2012 9:23 pm || Up

              I miss iglew. Is he still on AN?

              But seriously, folks....
              • brian.only Nov 30,2012 9:25 pm || Up

                I miss him too, good egg.

              • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 9:26 pm || Up

                Yes, he is.

              • Englishmajor Dec 1,2012 9:41 am || Up

                Ig’s supposed to be here in the Bay in a few days. It’d be nice to meet him.

                • Future Ed Dec 1,2012 9:44 am || Up

                  has Pam met him yet?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ozzman99 Dec 1,2012 12:50 pm || Up

                  Matchmaking?

                • Future Ed Dec 1,2012 1:13 pm || Up

                  font making.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ozzman99 Dec 2,2012 12:05 am || Up

                  Just put them together, let nature take it’s course, and listen for the pitter patter of a keyboard banging out a new typeface.

            • ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 9:34 pm || Up

              Close enough.

      • Bed Nov 30,2012 9:18 pm || Up

        I never checked to find out…at this point I think I’m just forgotten, which is fine with me…it’s a different place now and I was part of the last group that hung out there.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Future Ed Nov 30,2012 9:20 pm || Up

          I keep trying to back to my high school, but those people have changed, man

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 9:21 pm || Up

          You are never forgotten, Bed.

          • Bed Nov 30,2012 9:25 pm || Up

            I went on the site about a month ago because everyone was talking about the new look. I have to admit most of the names were people I didn’t know. I guess there’s just a different crowd there now…I wish AN all the best, I really do. I had a lot of fun for three years there.

            But seriously, folks....
    • the llama Dec 1,2012 1:00 pm || Up

      Remember when “Oz” referred to HollywoodOz?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 1,2012 6:16 pm || Up

        Wow, haven’t thought about that guy for a long time. Wonder what became of him.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • the llama Dec 1,2012 10:23 pm || Up

          There were some real characters there in 05-07. We’ve got our own here now.

          • Kay Dec 2,2012 2:40 am || Up

            Amen to that.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  41. Bed Nov 30,2012 9:27 pm

    Crap…I let the restraining order against Bridget the Midget lapse again…yep, and here she comes.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Tutu-late Nov 30,2012 9:29 pm || Up

      They don’t have an “auto renew” attached to them?

  42. ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 9:35 pm

    I love the way English people say “Michael Buble.” It sounds more like “Boob Lay.”

  43. ozzman99 Nov 30,2012 9:36 pm

    Whoever invented the synchronize feature in Lightroom deserves a lifetime of sexual favors. It’s pure FKing genius.

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