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  1. SPWC Sep 29,2012 6:01 pm

    So, my erotica novel, “537 Shades Of Off-Puce” is coming along slowly. Although my editor says I should probably add some actual sex to it, otherwise it won’t sell.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 6:11 pm || Up

      My buddy Phil had the same situation, and he added sex to his sci-fi novel to get it published.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • SPWC Sep 29,2012 6:17 pm || Up

        I thought at first you linked to that Phil Collins erotica site yet again.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. Jennifer Sep 29,2012 6:29 pm

    Nice win, bitches.

    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 6:42 pm || Up

      Yes, Ma’am.

      Today was a good day. I was trancing like all get out late in the game to try to help, and hopefully it helped, but it sure left me drained.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:21 pm

    So…come here often?

    But seriously, folks....
  4. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:21 pm

    So…what’s your sign?

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  5. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:22 pm

    So…why am I asking you what your sign is…do I think it’s 1982 or something?

    But seriously, folks....
  6. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:22 pm

    So…you know what would look good on you?…me.

    But seriously, folks....
  7. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:23 pm

    So…what are your thoughts on restraints and motor oil?

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    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 9:43 pm || Up

      I prefer Japanese rope bondage and Crisco, but I’ll take what I can get!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Sep 29,2012 10:19 pm || Up

        You can’t always get what you wanted but if you try sometime you just might find you’ll get tied up like you need.

        But seriously, folks....
  8. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:23 pm

    So…tell me more about you…specifically in what you think about me.

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  9. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:24 pm

    So…do you swallow?

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  10. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:24 pm

    So…what do you say we just skip the small talk and I just pay you up front?

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  11. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:25 pm

    So…is that a hidden penis or are you just happy to see me?

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    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 9:43 pm || Up

      Yes!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  12. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:25 pm

    So…how bout them Cowboys?

    But seriously, folks....
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 9:43 pm || Up

      .com?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  13. whiteshoes40 Sep 29,2012 8:25 pm

    Brandon has written a lot of great tweets, but I think this one made me laugh the hardest:

    • Kylianna Sep 30,2012 12:39 am || Up

      BEST. TWEET. EVER.

      (one of us! one of us!)

  14. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:26 pm

    So…can I buy you drink and then maybe you marry me so I can get my green card?

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  15. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:27 pm

    So…is it me or do we have a little something going on here and if it’s just me please don’t file a restraining order.

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  16. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:28 pm

    So…do you tweet on the twitter or do you actually have a job?

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  17. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:28 pm

    So…Regular Battleship or Electronic Battleship?

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  18. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:28 pm

    So…I know you are but what am I?

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  19. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:29 pm

    So…do you like movies about gladiators?

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  20. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:31 pm

    So…do you think later I can take you to meet my wife’s parents?

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  21. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:32 pm

    So…what do you say we get out of here and do something kinky like do each other’s taxes?

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  22. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:33 pm

    So…tell your mom thanks for the herpes.

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  23. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:34 pm

    So…why don’t you give me a 6 page essay about the life and work of Adam Smith?

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  24. Bed Sep 29,2012 8:35 pm

    So…what do you say we call it a night so I can go post on an A’s related blog about things that rarely if ever have anything to do with the A’s?

    But seriously, folks....
  25. AV Sep 29,2012 8:39 pm

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  26. AV Sep 29,2012 8:42 pm

    greetings from the walkoff capital of baseball.

    as i’ve heard. musta blocked it out the first time or something.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 8:44 pm || Up

      Vince makes me sad.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Sep 29,2012 10:18 pm || Up

        I don’t see how you can dislike that call. Compared to the body of work its excellent. It was appropriately excited. He told you where it was and that it was going out and its by far better than the Kuiper call.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • AV Sep 29,2012 10:31 pm || Up

          it was fine until he said the capital thing. i liked it even.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • DFA Sep 29,2012 10:54 pm || Up

            I liked the capital thing.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • batgirl Sep 30,2012 7:35 am || Up

              Me too.

              • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 7:48 am || Up

                Its ok as something to say after he says “A”s win” But not in the middle of the sentence where me, the daily radio listetner is learning what the hell is going on on the field

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Sep 30,2012 10:33 am || Up

                  1st, clarify that it’s actually a hit and what kind of hit it is, then celebrate it.

                  there’s a very subtle difference between KK’s and VC’s calls, because they use pretty much the same words for the description of the hit, but KK’s are dots that lead you to something and VC’s jump to the conclusion and then come back to explain the in-between but in wide circles around what he already said, which never hit the spot in the first place, and that’s just not helpful. i’m actually still waiting for vince to clarify that it was a home run…

                  breaking ball
                  fly ball center field
                  gutierrez going back on it
                  he’s at the track
                  right to the wall
                  GONE
                  and we’re tied
                  [pause]
                  the oakland A’s, they haven’t run out of miracles yet
                  a 2-run straightaway center-field home run by josh donaldson
                  in the bottom of the 9th inning and they tie it up at 4-4

                  —————-

                  2 on, 1 out in the 10th the pitch, the pitch
                  swung on, driven
                  deep right field
                  way back there
                  oakland is the walkoff capital of baseball
                  brandon moss, a 3-run blow
                  the A’s have done it again
                  their 14th walkoff of the year
                  there is a mob scene waiting for brandon moss
                  he’s at home plate
                  and the A’s have come all the way back
                  and have beaten the mariners 7-4
                  unbelievable

                  i mean, i guess in this case a blow is a HR because i can do the math and figure out that 2 on and 1 at the plate means that a 3-run blow is a HR. but it’s not uncommon to say a team delivered a blow with just a bases clearing double, right? just say it vince, it’s a home run. or, the ball went over the fence. or, and that baby is gone even.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • the llama Sep 30,2012 10:39 am || Up

                  No one is saying that VC’s call was better than KK’s, and you do highlight the deficiencies in VC’s approach. But the call was pretty good, and much better than I expect from VC in general.

                • AV Sep 30,2012 10:45 am || Up

                  i compared not to state the obvious (that KK is better) but to show that KK took me to it in real time while with VC…

                  i was listening and didn’t know what the fuck just happened.

                  BOTTOM LINE!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA Sep 30,2012 11:43 am || Up

                  Walk off capital = we win. It was horribly obvious to me

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 11:47 am || Up

                  it takes two extra connections in your brain to process. its a bad call. he is our eyes.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Sep 30,2012 11:49 am || Up

                  well, i don’t like VC either, but i’m not going to stoop to calling him an “it.”

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 11:52 am || Up

                  you also weren’t listening to it live. You knew it was a homerun because you saw it ealier with your own eyes

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Sep 30,2012 12:16 pm || Up

                  this is fair.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2012 11:52 am || Up

                  You had already seen the play in person by the time you heard it, right? I heard it live while not watching the game, and while I made the connection, it sounded awkward.

                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 10:48 am || Up

                  av and I are radio only guys. We need this information and it has been lacking all year.it its maddening. ALl vince has to do to improve from a C to a B+/A- is flip the “blow” sentence with the walkoffcapital one.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Sep 30,2012 10:53 am || Up

                  Or go to TV where he won’t be relied on to detail what’s happening.

                • the llama Sep 30,2012 11:26 am || Up

                  Cotroneo –> TV
                  Hatteberg –> TV

                  Fosse –> Radio
                  KK stays put

                  Bill King –> resurrected
                  Kuiper –> DFA “AND THAT BABY IS GONE!”

                • AV Sep 30,2012 11:30 am || Up

                  only if fosse learns to speak just when spoken to and gets no pxp innings of his own.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Sep 30,2012 11:32 am || Up

                  I could agree to those terms. I’d even give the Sac guy another shot with KK & Ray.

                • AV Sep 30,2012 11:36 am || Up

                  i like darko.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 11:40 am || Up

                  thats fine. he was a little confused at times, but he told us the play action first

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Sep 30,2012 11:47 am || Up

                  yeah.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 11:39 am || Up

                  yuppers

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Sep 30,2012 11:44 am || Up

                  Im glad you are no longer giving him to me. I want him not.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • the llama Sep 30,2012 5:50 pm || Up

                  I meant DFA in its original sense.

                • MikeV Sep 30,2012 5:58 pm || Up

                  biblical?

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Sep 30,2012 10:43 am || Up

                  Having not heard the audio myself, you’re right that that second one is awful. The “Oakland is the walkoff capital of baseball” just comes across as a weird non sequitur. Adding a 3-run blow doesn’t help terribly, but you might get a little excited, but you have no idea what really happened, where the ball was hit, etc. you just know that somehow the A’s won, but not knowing that right away.

                • DFA Sep 30,2012 11:49 am || Up

                  How do you walk off? Oh yeah you score runs.

                  We know he hit it to deep right field.

                  Three run blow? Two runners on that means that you hit a homer.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV Sep 30,2012 11:53 am || Up

                  this has all already been addressed.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Sep 30,2012 11:54 am || Up

                  You shouldn’t have to do that kind of mental math in your head when you listen to a game live on the radio. Radio requires clear, concise recitation of the action on the field. Not colorful analogs for it.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2012 12:04 pm || Up

                  Well stated.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 12:20 pm || Up

                  welcome to vince cotroneo’s poetry slam

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 10:49 pm || Up

          It was way too gimmicky for the moment. Vince needs to stick to basics. His worst instinct is that he always wants to skip to the thing you say after you’ve told what happened before he has actually told what happened. I don’t know how he can have failed to learn how to do it right after working next to Korach for all these years, but somehow he has.

          • DFA Sep 29,2012 10:55 pm || Up

            and yet he didn’t do that here.

            look vince suxs three year old pickled eggs, but lets complain about when he actually is bad.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • PDXAthleticsfan Sep 29,2012 11:03 pm || Up

              This is my reaction. I was pleasantly surprised by the call although it was a bit garbled.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
          • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:40 pm || Up

            this

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Future Ed Sep 29,2012 8:46 pm

    Worth it to see a confused Kurt in the dugout. But also, mummenschanz

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 29,2012 9:00 pm || Up

      i totally don’t get what’s going on in that one.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • 5Aces Sep 29,2012 10:37 pm || Up

      If thats me and I have to act out my swing Im gonna admire it…maybe flip the imaginery bat, etc.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:00 pm

    Alright folks take a seat as I play you this little ditty.

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  29. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:10 pm

    I set the KU psych department record for seeing breasts in ink blot cards at 83…proud day that one.

    But seriously, folks....
  30. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:11 pm

    3 things I’ve never done…skydive, wrestle a bear or use deodorant.

    But seriously, folks....
  31. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:13 pm

    These quiet lounges are a nice place for a man to be alone with his thoughts especially when those thoughts are telling him to kill the Queen.

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    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 9:41 pm || Up

      Yeah, I have those thoughts too… except I have the sneaking suspicion that I AM THE QUEEN!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  32. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:15 pm

    I wash dishes for a living but someday I hope to direct.

    But seriously, folks....
  33. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:15 pm

    You know I think most guys become insurance adjusters just to meet chicks.

    But seriously, folks....
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 9:40 pm || Up

      I wonder if that’s why my grandfather got in to the business.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  34. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 9:17 pm

    A freaking helicopter just landed at the park 3 blocks from my house, for no apparent reason.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 9:40 pm || Up

      Medical helicopter couldn’t land at hospital in fog, came here instead.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • DFA Sep 29,2012 9:55 pm || Up

        Maybe they were looking for Nurse Upgrade?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  35. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:18 pm

    This one time at Rand camp we objectifed the individualist.

    But seriously, folks....
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 9:39 pm || Up

      Oh Jesus FK that’s gotta be a tagline!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • DFA Sep 29,2012 9:55 pm || Up

      very well played

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • the llama Sep 29,2012 11:40 pm || Up

      Speaking of which, this commercial is awesome:

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2012 9:47 am || Up

        “Fly By Night,” eh?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • the llama Sep 30,2012 10:04 am || Up

          Yup. Multiple levels of embedded awesome.

  36. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:29 pm

    Yes, I am better looking than you but to be fair you have been dead since 1989.

    But seriously, folks....
  37. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:31 pm

    In my spare time I like to reenact the film Flashdance using GI Joe figures.

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  38. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:32 pm

    Listen, I was in prison and sometimes a man has to do what he has to do so yes, I did watch NCIS: Los Angeles a couple of times.

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  39. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:33 pm

    He’s my butter from another mutter.

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  40. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:34 pm

    I may not know art but I know Pete Rose is ugly.

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    • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 9:47 pm || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:35 pm

    I had no idea who Kat Dennings was but her cleavage is now on my radar and on my wall as I painted a life sized picture of it.

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  42. Bed Sep 29,2012 9:36 pm

    I never drink…vine…mainly due to the fact that I’m not sure how you’d drink a vine.

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  43. DFA Sep 29,2012 9:57 pm

    The Josh Donaldson call really could have used a Holy Toledo on the end of it.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 9:59 pm || Up

      Were you at the park today?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • DFA Sep 29,2012 10:01 pm || Up

        I was. Screaming BETTER THAN YOU THINK at Familia Upgrade who I had convinced the nice lady at the ticket window to sit me next to.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • the llama Sep 29,2012 11:41 pm || Up

          I saw a hipster in the crowd on TV, I almost thought it was you.

          • DFA Sep 30,2012 2:24 am || Up

            All hipsters are a permutation of me based on a series of reflections and affectations

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:42 pm || Up

          you can pick your seats?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • DFA Sep 30,2012 2:23 am || Up

            Well I can… I don’t know about you :-p

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • beebo Sep 30,2012 8:47 am || Up

            I don’t think that’s sanitary.

  44. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:12 pm

    Instead of using twitter I write 140 word letters about what I’m having for lunch and send them to Dick Lugar.

    But seriously, folks....
  45. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:13 pm

    Nice to meet you my name is Dick Johnson and yes I did get beat up a lot in High School.

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  46. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:15 pm

    Peggy Sue got married and then divorced and then had a lesbian relationship before moving to Canada where she got re-married to a divorced lesbian living in a man’s body.

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    • SPWC Sep 30,2012 9:59 am || Up

      This shit’s real, Bedtoria.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  47. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:18 pm

    Just once when they go to interview the serial killers neighbors I’d like to hear one of them say…he was loud and overshared everything about his life.

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  48. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:20 pm

    When I was in the shit in Vietnam I liked to take a little time for myself and talk about shrimp.

    But seriously, folks....
    • colin Sep 30,2012 4:54 pm || Up

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  49. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:23 pm

    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes it’s raining men…hallelujah.

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  50. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:28 pm

    I’m thinking about getting my pinkie toes done.

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    • SPWC Sep 30,2012 10:00 am || Up

      Is that some sort of flip flop flagging?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  51. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:30 pm

    Like most folks I decide how to vote by reading People Magazine.

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  52. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:31 pm

    Anybody know the statute of limitations for banging a goat?

    But seriously, folks....
    • ptbnl Sep 29,2012 10:34 pm || Up

      I don’t know, but I know a m** who does.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:44 pm || Up

      in CA, its prolly a misdemeanor so one year. if a felony 3 years

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • beebo Sep 30,2012 8:49 am || Up

        I’m glad this site always has someone available to answer these kinds of questions.

      • dmoas Sep 30,2012 8:49 am || Up

        Heh. Originally I read that as a prison sentence.

  53. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:33 pm

    (Bed sits on the porch looking out into the late night Arkansas sky wondering…wondering when he’ll get to say Reverse Ramon again…hoping…hoping the day will come soon.)

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  54. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:35 pm

    If you see someone buying Halloween candy right now…know this, they’re going straight home and eating the whole bag today.

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  55. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:36 pm

    Speaking of eating bags of candy…have I mentioned boobies my required by law 7 times in a lounge quota yet?

    But seriously, folks....
  56. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:37 pm

    If you’re going to fuck me at least kiss me first…also pay me, bitch!

    But seriously, folks....
  57. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:38 pm

    I’m 20 minutes away from all my posts being about my Phil Collins/Harry Truman fanfiction romance novel.

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  58. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:38 pm

    Can we all agree to never agree on anything?

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    • SPWC Sep 30,2012 10:01 am || Up

      No.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC Sep 30,2012 10:01 am || Up

        I mean Yes.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • SPWC Sep 30,2012 10:01 am || Up

          Actually I mean Yesno (rhymes with Fresno)

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 10:08 am || Up

            isn’t that how scooby do says fresno?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • SPWC Sep 30,2012 10:13 am || Up

              Velma was never sure if Scooby was asking her if she was from Fresno or accusing her of being a lesbo.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • 5Aces Sep 30,2012 10:51 am || Up

                And when Scooby said “Velma” he was actually talking about how he hatef the boring commute to his job in Selma.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • SPWC Sep 30,2012 11:02 am || Up

                  The rightward leaning pack dogs in the Valley hated him because whenever Scooby would talk shit about Dixon, they thought he was badmouthing Nixon.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • AV Sep 30,2012 10:37 am || Up

              fresyes?

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  59. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:39 pm

    During my time away from FK in Hawaii every night I’d sit alone in the dark and whisper odd, random things into a tape recorder….and then send them to Dick Lugar.

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 10:56 pm || Up

      Pfft…like there’d really be a guy named “Dick Lugar.”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • DFA Sep 29,2012 11:13 pm || Up

      Lugar subsequently used them to disarm the Russians

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  60. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:40 pm

    I love you all…yes, even you.

    But seriously, folks....
  61. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:41 pm

    Some say we should delete these lounges…others say we should delete them and then kill anyone who read them.

    But seriously, folks....
  62. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:42 pm

    My wife sure is buying a lot of rat poison lately…also she’s cooking for me a lot these days.

    But seriously, folks....
    • SPWC Sep 30,2012 10:03 am || Up

      Yeah, but you stopped paying the life insurance premiums six months ago, so the joke’s on her!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  63. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:45 pm

    The titles of mystery novels have really gone downhill….case in point…Robert Crais…first novel, Monkey’s Raincoat…I wasn’t sure what it meant but I was curious to find out…current novel is called..Taken and no Liam Neeson isn’t in it.

    But seriously, folks....
  64. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:47 pm

    One of my favorite mystery novel titles…Heaven’s Prisoners…also a great book and not a bad movie.

    But seriously, folks....
  65. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:49 pm

    Dennis Miller from 1995 would wonder what the fuck happened to Dennis Miller of 2012?

    But seriously, folks....
    • DFA Sep 29,2012 11:11 pm || Up

      was he funny back then?

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:47 pm || Up

        maybe. depends on the lens. His references were cool. I laughed at him in th e80s

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  66. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:52 pm

    Little known fact…John Adams invented Crunk dancing.

    But seriously, folks....
  67. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:53 pm

    I wonder if Sting has saved all the whales yet?

    But seriously, folks....
  68. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:55 pm

    Okay, I lied when I was in prison I never watched NCIS: Los Angeles…I did however start a prison riot using a song by Quiet Riot.

    But seriously, folks....
  69. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:56 pm

    So when I’m not around what do you folks talk about in the lounge?…the economy of Brazil?

    But seriously, folks....
  70. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:57 pm

    Looks like I picked a bad week to stop dry humping pillows at Walmart.

    But seriously, folks....
  71. Bed Sep 29,2012 10:59 pm

    I think I’m going to have some very exciting news to announce real soon…and no it doesn’t involve VORP…well, not much at least.

    But seriously, folks....
  72. Bed Sep 29,2012 11:03 pm

    Just got a call from Bridget the Midget…it looks like the Marines are about to invade the island she took over and has been running as a tax dodging cult for the last 6 months. Looks like I’ll need lawyers, guns and money to get her out of this one.

    But seriously, folks....
  73. Bed Sep 29,2012 11:05 pm

    I’ll leave you with this….imagine Mitt Romney with Rod Stewart’s hair and Dave Stewart’s mustache…goodnight, folks.

    But seriously, folks....
  74. bear88 Sep 29,2012 11:05 pm

    So if the season ended now, the A’s would travel to Yankee Stadium for the Wild Card game.

    It doesn’t end now, and the possibilities still seem endless.

    But for a few teams, it’s going to end very abruptly this week.

  75. Future Ed Sep 30,2012 12:13 am

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  76. Kylianna Sep 30,2012 12:41 am

    If pie is necessary in October, I think Reddick should celebrate by going a slightly different route.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 12:42 am || Up

      make the hero motorboat him

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. Kylianna Sep 30,2012 1:10 am

    Maybe it is because I have been drinking but I found the Nats/Cards GS hilarious. We didn’t get anything funny when the umps consulted the replay. :(

    • the llama Sep 30,2012 8:16 am || Up

      Loved how Morse “swung” before jogging.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 8:37 am || Up

        mine was the confused employee #8 in the dugout after.

        He has really turned his season around. Good for him

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Kylianna Sep 30,2012 9:12 am || Up

        That was awesome. :D

    • AV Sep 30,2012 10:36 am || Up

      i just don’t get it. why does he have to do that?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • dmoas Sep 30,2012 10:52 am || Up

        They have to be sure all the bases get touched appropriately. Since Morse wandered around through no fault of his own they reset things to before the missed call. Had he then ran past first and missed it, he could have been called out through appeal. They needed to be sure there was absolutely no confusion as a result of all that if the Cards choose to appeal.

        • AV Sep 30,2012 10:53 am || Up

          but the fake swing?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • 5Aces Sep 30,2012 10:57 am || Up

            He should have carried the imaginery bat with him and slid into each base.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2012 10:57 am || Up

            That was apparently just Morsey being Morsey.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • AV Sep 30,2012 10:57 am || Up

              well…

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 10:57 am || Up

            he didn’t have to do that.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • AV Sep 30,2012 10:58 am || Up

              …ok.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Sep 30,2012 11:03 am || Up

            He was just having fun with the process.

        • AV Sep 30,2012 10:57 am || Up

          also, if there’s a chance that the player would get called out on appeal, isn’t it partial of the umps to tell one team first? shouldn’t it be up to the team to figure that out on its own, meanwhile the other team is figuring out that they should throw the ball to 1st or whatever?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Sep 30,2012 11:02 am || Up

            That’s the point. The umps *can’t* say/warn anyone about it which is where the fairness of avoiding confusion would come in. Resetting things allows whatever Morse et al do to result in a fair outcome if he missed/doesn’t miss a base and gets called out for it. Imagine if he didn’t hit all the bases with all the back and forth crap correctly and they just had him run it out and the Cards appealed. Should he be out because he fked up only as a result of the Umps missed call or is he safe because the umps fked him up? Best to reset and do it again.

            • AV Sep 30,2012 11:13 am || Up

              trying to play out the miggy arguing with ump and getting called out instead of being safe at second(?) sequence in my head…

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • dmoas Sep 30,2012 11:16 am || Up

                In that case he has to either go immediately back to third or continue immediately trying to get home to get the interference call. Just stopping because he was inferred with and making no attempt to continue negated the interference since the umps can’t assume your actions.

                • AV Sep 30,2012 11:19 am || Up

                  oh right. the ol’ latin american arguing-instead-of-playing trick.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 11:41 am || Up

                  such a firey people

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Sep 30,2012 11:46 am || Up

                  fiery yet lazy!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • 5Aces Sep 30,2012 11:02 am || Up

            Thats a point I hadnt thought of before. It is almost the equivilent of an ump telling someone “hey..maybe throw to 3rd and appeal the tag up..”.

            I dont really have a problem with this because this is all new, but that would be a good clarification in rules-dont be dumb because we wont help you.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  78. lynnzgal Sep 30,2012 1:13 am

    Okay, whoever thought an outdoor rave at the Coli was a good idea can bite me. :(

    • DFA Sep 30,2012 2:44 am || Up

      why?

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • lynnzgal Sep 30,2012 5:30 am || Up

        Amplified, throbbing dance music and sleep don’t mix.

        • beebo Sep 30,2012 8:53 am || Up

          Wait, they still do those?

          • lynnzgal Sep 30,2012 9:13 am || Up

            Yes! And this one might has well have been IN MY FRONT YARD!

        • MikeV Sep 30,2012 9:03 am || Up

          I stopped reading right before “dance music”

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • lynnzgal Sep 30,2012 9:14 am || Up

            This is why we love you. :)

            • MikeV Sep 30,2012 9:26 am || Up

              some more than others

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Oct 2,2012 12:57 am || Up
      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Oct 2,2012 1:11 am || Up

        Oakland City Councilman Ignacio De La Fuente, who sits on the Coliseum’s governing board, said … “We don’t run the facilities; we are not the experts on this.”

        What an ass.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • dmoas Oct 2,2012 6:47 am || Up

          In context of that quote it seems pretty innocent. They didn’t realize how bad the noise was going to be because they’d never done it before and they relied on AEG’s experience. Next time they plan on insisting that it be done in doors. No biggie.

          • ptbnl Oct 2,2012 6:56 am || Up

            Being on the governing board and saying you don’t run the facility is pretty lame, but I’ll accept that my judgement is likely influenced by DLF’s extensive previous responsibility-avoiding.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • gonealookin Oct 2,2012 1:32 am || Up

        I was caught a bit by surprise by that whole scene, but as a geezer who was in the area as a non-participant it didn’t bother me at all, the young people were mellow enough when they came back to the hotel late that I wasn’t disturbed, and that clearly brought a lot of money to the businesses especially the hotels in the area…quite a bit more business for the hotels than the Friday night A’s game brought.

        I’ve dealt with this issue as a Lake Tahoe local. A few times a year, up here particularly Fourth of July and New Year’s Eve, and to a lesser extent all summer weekends, you just have to bite your tongue a bit while you collect the visitors’ money.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  79. SPWC Sep 30,2012 5:43 pm

    Poker night tonight! Yay!

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS

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