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  1. SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:03 pm

    Aw sh!t i

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. AV Sep 29,2012 2:03 pm

    what’s wrong with pissing in the sink?

    though at this point: POOP!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:11 pm || Up

      That was FKing awesome, Cespedes!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:11 pm || Up

        reply fail

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. nobody in particular Sep 29,2012 2:05 pm

    Dear A’s,

    This game is sucking my ass, please fix it ASAP.

    Thanks,

    Me.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  4. AV Sep 29,2012 2:10 pm

    NICE.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. futwork Sep 29,2012 2:10 pm

    thievery!

    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:12 pm || Up

      He read the positioning of 2 & 9 perfectly. Masterful!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  6. JamesV Sep 29,2012 2:13 pm

    For those unable to watch:

    Cespedes ran on the pitch, Moss 1B to RF, Cespedes to 3B, he hesitated, Wells hesitated, Cespedes went home, beat high throw.

    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:13 pm || Up

      The hesitation was such a Rickey/Jackie move

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 2:58 pm || Up

        Big time. Pure perfect baseball instinct.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Sep 29,2012 2:16 pm || Up

      cespedes was so aware of where the ball was. almost at 3rd he turned around to look, rounded 3rd and looked again.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • JamesV Sep 29,2012 2:17 pm || Up

        Yeah, he knew exactly what he was doing when Wells was slow to get the ball back in.

  7. AV Sep 29,2012 2:18 pm

    ha ha vince. funny that calling baseball there’s still a time you have to say guts instead of balls.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. dmoas Sep 29,2012 2:21 pm

    Um, we can still win this game Melvin. Keep Figueroa out of this fucking game.

    • lenscrafters Sep 29,2012 2:24 pm || Up

      Yes, if he has to go to someone, it should be Scribner/Blevins. Too bad he wasted Blevins yesterday.

  9. JamesV Sep 29,2012 2:21 pm

    Reddick really needs to stop slamming his bat down like a child every time he fails to get a hit.

    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:24 pm || Up

      Agreed. It’s bad form and reinforces bad attitudes and behavior.

      However, it’s a surefire sign he’s pressing, so at least it’ll be obvious to the coaches, if they bother to talk to him about it.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  10. lenscrafters Sep 29,2012 2:23 pm

    Dan Straily is not impressive.

    • nobody in particular Sep 29,2012 2:26 pm || Up

      Dan Straily has the fastball command of a spastic and the mound presence of a Tourette’s Syndrome patient and I need him out of this game NOW.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
      • nobody in particular Sep 29,2012 2:27 pm || Up

        Thank you Bob Melvin.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:30 pm || Up

      I wonder what his issue is. He was either trying to be too fine outside, or had control issues with his fastball, or was in his own head a little bit.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • lenscrafters Sep 29,2012 2:34 pm || Up

        Poor command + straight fastball = home runs

        You’d have to be some kind of special to give up 8 home runs in 4 starts in the Coliseum.

  11. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 2:25 pm

    Why the F would you bunt here?

  12. JamesV Sep 29,2012 2:29 pm

    Live by the rookie pitcher, die by the rookie pitcher.

    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 2:31 pm || Up

      Figueroa was the right move if Blevins is out.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • JamesV Sep 29,2012 2:34 pm || Up

        I’m talking about bad games by starters, mainly.

  13. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 2:33 pm

    Go Figu(e0re(oa)!

  14. nobody in particular Sep 29,2012 2:34 pm

    Figueroa!!!! Where was that in Yankee Stadium?!?!?!

    Good pitchin’ nonetheless there.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  15. AV Sep 29,2012 2:38 pm

    so, looking up quaint and alternative significations toward a nickname for figueroa, i ran across this fun fact. the first known photo of someone giving the bird is baseball related.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  16. AV Sep 29,2012 2:45 pm

    “cadillac’ed it.”

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 2:50 pm

    Runz. Now.

  18. bear88 Sep 29,2012 2:54 pm

    Vargas is just the wrong guy to a pressing team to face. You get changeup after changeup, and the A’s keep swinging and missing.

  19. JamesV Sep 29,2012 2:54 pm

    I’m sick and tired of the A’s stinking against Jason Vargas.

  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 2:57 pm

    There’s something wrong with peeing in the sink?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 3:03 pm || Up

      Apparently my wife thinks so. (sigh)

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  21. AV Sep 29,2012 3:08 pm

    batslam. drink!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  22. bear88 Sep 29,2012 3:14 pm

    Looking at the forecast, there are supposed to be thunderstorms until late tonight in Arlington, and then rain until tomorrow afternoon. So my assumption is that the Angels and Rangers will be playing an old-fashioned doubleheader on Sunday.

    I don’t know who that helps.

    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 3:19 pm || Up

      It makes a split of the two games (at least seem) slightly more likely.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  23. AV Sep 29,2012 3:16 pm

    still 2 innings left to erase the memory of vargas.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 3:19 pm || Up

      What happens in Vargas stays in Vargas.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Sep 29,2012 3:24 pm || Up

        ew!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • SPWC Sep 29,2012 4:05 pm || Up

          I know, huh?

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • dmoas Sep 29,2012 4:07 pm || Up

            Wow. Missed it the first time, but the ew factor is what makes it so great.

            • Jennifer Sep 29,2012 4:11 pm || Up

              I want to make it a tagline.

              • dmoas Sep 29,2012 4:18 pm || Up

                Me too. I think it needs something more for it though.

    • AV Sep 29,2012 5:04 pm || Up

      so… anybody remember vargas?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • SPWC Sep 29,2012 5:12 pm || Up

        I’m pretty sure he crawled inside his own asshole and got stuck there. We shant be seeing him again.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  24. AV Sep 29,2012 3:28 pm

    very good pitch actually.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  25. bear88 Sep 29,2012 3:32 pm

    Well, here’s the opportunity.

  26. AV Sep 29,2012 3:33 pm

    come on cespy. you got 3 corners of this game’s sheets tucked. go ahead and make your bed.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Sep 29,2012 3:35 pm || Up

      i had hopes, obviously.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 3:37 pm

    Aw, nuts.

  28. AV Sep 29,2012 3:37 pm

    nice! / damn!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. bear88 Sep 29,2012 3:38 pm

    I was surprised Drew was thrown out so easily. Two outs, double off the wall. And it wasn’t really close.

    Disappointing.

  30. MikeV Sep 29,2012 3:44 pm

    Why even bother sending him, that run didn’t matter and a base hit would have tied it with 2nd and 3rd.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  31. whiteshoes40 Sep 29,2012 3:45 pm

    Pie? Pie.

    • AV Sep 29,2012 3:55 pm || Up

      start slicing it…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  32. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 3:55 pm

    AM I DREAMING!?!?!?!?!?!?

  33. JamesV Sep 29,2012 3:56 pm

    JOSH FUCKING DONALDSON!!

  34. bear88 Sep 29,2012 3:56 pm

    I’ll be damned. One of my few correct predictions: Starting Donaldson was a good idea.

    • DFA Sep 29,2012 10:07 pm || Up

      Yeah… In a year where almost everything that I thought was wrong Josh Donaldson Is Better Than You Think has been a good place to hang your hat.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • DFA Sep 29,2012 10:14 pm || Up

        Other things I got right:

        Weeks sucking
        Pennington Sucking
        Colon being a good signing
        Seth Smith not being very good

        Things I got wrong

        Reddick
        Parker
        Gomes
        Things we gave up for Seth Smith being bad
        Brandon Inge
        Anderson being as good as he has been after TJS
        BoSox getting better of the Bailey deal
        Ryan Cook being worthless

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Bed Sep 29,2012 10:24 pm || Up

          I thought the A’s were going to lose a 100 games…turns out I was only off by 30 games or so.

          But seriously, folks....
  35. MikeV Sep 29,2012 3:56 pm

    my god

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  36. AV Sep 29,2012 3:57 pm

    and they’re going nuts… at my office. (it’s just me. but i’m totally going nuts.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  37. whiteshoes40 Sep 29,2012 3:58 pm

    Holy crap! Fantastic call by KenKo. LOVE HIM.
    Oh, and Donaldson, I guess he’s okay too.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 3:59 pm || Up

      He built a season’s worth of drama into that call. Ultra chills.

  38. bear88 Sep 29,2012 4:00 pm

    Big, unsung play: Moss’s catch that saved a run in the top of the ninth.

    • AV Sep 29,2012 4:01 pm || Up

      KK sang it. “how big does it loom.”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  39. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 4:08 pm

    Oliver Perez. I’m definitely dreaming.

  40. AV Sep 29,2012 4:09 pm

    let’s GO oakland!!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  41. JamesV Sep 29,2012 4:10 pm

    7 hits in Crisp’s first two games back.

    • AV Sep 29,2012 4:11 pm || Up

      next year we fart on EVERYONE’S pillow.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  42. futwork Sep 29,2012 4:11 pm

    No bunt. Don’t let them walk cespedes.

  43. AV Sep 29,2012 4:12 pm

    sac HR please?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  44. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 4:16 pm

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. AV Sep 29,2012 4:16 pm

    GET THE FUCKING PIE OUT!!!!!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  46. dmoas Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    PIE TIME!!!

  47. JamesV Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  48. whiteshoes40 Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  49. AV Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    whatta game!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. whiteshoes40 Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    I WANT TO SEE THE PIE

  51. Thunderbutt Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    Stay for the PIIIIIEEEE!!!!

    There is always a score.
  52. JamesV Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    Check the expiration date on that whipped cream before you use it! Been a while!

  53. bear88 Sep 29,2012 4:17 pm

    I guess Moss made up for that throwing error in the second inning.

  54. JediLeroy Sep 29,2012 4:18 pm

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  55. futwork Sep 29,2012 4:19 pm

    omgomgomgomgomg

  56. SPWC Sep 29,2012 4:20 pm

    That was hard.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Sep 29,2012 4:22 pm || Up

      the harder they fall!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • SPWC Sep 29,2012 4:41 pm || Up

        not to me, she didn’t!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  57. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 4:22 pm

    So Brandon Moss was a pretty good signing.

  58. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 4:23 pm

    The Angels must be having the mother of all sadz right now.

    • bear88 Sep 29,2012 4:32 pm || Up

      Unless everything goes right for the Angels tomorrow (sweep the Rangers, A’s loss), Anaheim would trail Oakland by two games on Sunday night.

      The A’s are as close to the Rangers as the Angels are to the A’s.

      • dmoas Sep 29,2012 5:00 pm || Up

        If we can take the game tomorrow and the Angels can pull off the sweep, we’ll be one behind the Rangers and two up on the Angels. Not a bad spot to be in.

        • dmoas Sep 29,2012 5:03 pm || Up

          Damn. It just occurred to me, that in that scenario, if we take two of three and force a game 4, and the Rangers are forced to play two tomorrow, they won’t have a fresh starter for Thursday.

          • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 5:06 pm || Up

            Interesting. I guess Holland would have to go on short rest, since they probably wouldn’t want to risk Darvish coming off an injury.

            • dmoas Sep 29,2012 5:50 pm || Up

              Yup. And he’s not so solid right now. And hopefully Wash will continue to over manage/tax his bullpen.

    • dmoas Sep 29,2012 4:59 pm || Up

      Not just the Angels, but the Rangers and the Rays too.

  59. nobody in particular Sep 29,2012 4:25 pm

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  60. lynnzgal Sep 29,2012 4:26 pm

    KABANGSKY! Lol, Shooty.

  61. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 4:30 pm

    Big ups to Figueroa for this one. Unsung hero.

    • bear88 Sep 29,2012 4:35 pm || Up

      True. He got a lot of well-deserved grief for the Game That Must Not Be Named, but did a very nice job today.

  62. Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 4:36 pm

    This was said above, but just to reiterate: Korach’s call on the Donaldson homer was ridiculously good.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 4:37 pm || Up

      Vince’s call on the Moss homer: less good.

      • DFA Sep 29,2012 10:18 pm || Up

        yeah but not by much.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • the llama Sep 29,2012 11:30 pm || Up

          The Moss call was pretty good, and downright awesome by Vince’s standards.

          Korach, as always, was pitch-perfect.

          • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:37 pm || Up

            Vince adds that god damned superfluous phrase before he tells you what happened “The a’s are the walk off kings” useless.

            I did not like it

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • the llama Sep 29,2012 11:44 pm || Up

              Can’t believe only one person is with me on this, and really can’t believe its DFA.

              • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:48 pm || Up

                own it

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • DFA Sep 30,2012 2:45 am || Up

                why does it surprise you that I would agree with you?

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Sep 30,2012 4:04 am || Up

                  Because your name is “Doesn’t Fucking Agree”

                • DFA Sep 30,2012 11:35 am || Up

                  that is hilarious

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Kylianna Sep 30,2012 12:19 am || Up

      I wish that mlb.com also had audio highlights in addition to the video. :(

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 12:32 am || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. JamesV Sep 29,2012 4:38 pm

    Mike Adams is done for the Rangers? Ouch for them.

  64. Thunderbutt Sep 29,2012 4:40 pm

    2012, I have to admit that when I first met you, I had no idea I was going to fall crazy in love with you…
    ♥ ♥ ♥

    There is always a score.
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 4:44 pm || Up

      I feel so blessed to still live in a pre-apocalyptic world this late into 2012, let alone have my favorite team in strong contention too.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Sep 29,2012 4:55 pm || Up

        one and the same, ma’am. one and the same.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • SPWC Sep 29,2012 5:13 pm || Up

          Thank you for reminding me.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  65. lynnzgal Sep 29,2012 4:44 pm

    NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SAY DIE!

  66. JamesV Sep 29,2012 4:59 pm

    My goal is to keep SuSlu writing Drumbeats for the A’s this postseason, not Splash Hits or whatever it was for the Giants.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2012 5:04 pm || Up

      I want Henry Schulman writing second-tier A’s stories.

      • SPWC Sep 29,2012 5:14 pm || Up

        I want Gwen Knapp to be kidnapped by pirates and forced to labor in an English-language Chinese media sweatshop for the rest of her days.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  67. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 5:05 pm

    All I can add to the sacred and pure and beautiful world on Church Day in Oakland is to say HOLY FUCKING SHIT! As profound a religious experience as I’ve ever had, at least.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Sep 29,2012 5:07 pm || Up

      bless you.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 5:15 pm || Up

      We needed strong network participants on the scene.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • futwork Sep 30,2012 12:11 am || Up

      This is wonderful.

  68. Thunderbutt Sep 29,2012 5:07 pm

    The pie-ing vid is up on CSNBayArea…

    There is always a score.
  69. ptbnl Sep 29,2012 5:15 pm

    Looks like Angels/Rangers is officially postponed.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 5:26 pm || Up

      good.

      I like how this is developing.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • dmoas Sep 29,2012 5:51 pm || Up

      Woot! Double dip, shitty pitching story coming for the Rangers!

      • SPWC Sep 29,2012 5:58 pm || Up

        I don’t want to ask for TOO much, but wouldn’t it be neat if at least one of the games in Arlington tomorrow goes extra innings?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • JamesV Sep 29,2012 6:02 pm || Up

          Extra innings for both and games that last alllll daaaaaaay in Arlington are okay with me.

          • Englishmajor Sep 29,2012 7:42 pm || Up

            And then they all have to get on a plane and fly to the West Coast. Preferably through mild turbulence, nothing dangerous, just enough to stop them sleeping.

            • dmoas Sep 29,2012 7:55 pm || Up

              How about neither team can get out of Texas until late morning Monday, but are stuck at the airport/on the tarmac trying?

              • SPWC Sep 29,2012 8:10 pm || Up

                You two are sadistic. I like that!

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • nobody in particular Sep 30,2012 12:54 am || Up

                  They sure are… I’d be satisfied with just turning the second game of the doubleheader on in the top of the 31st inning to see Jurickson Profar pitching to DH Jered Weaver with 85 people left in the stadium at 4:17 am Central Time. Immediately before the announcement that the Rangers’ plane will not land before 6:32 pm Oakland time on Monday and that they will be forced to dress and warm up on the team bus.

                  Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Kylianna Sep 30,2012 1:18 am || Up

      I am so excited that this could exhaust both teams completely. SO EXCITED.

  70. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 5:18 pm

    Useless fuggin Red Sox…

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • DFA Sep 29,2012 8:11 pm || Up

      Its ok. The Yankees will keep losing so we can host them instead

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  71. JamesV Sep 29,2012 5:22 pm

  72. aardvark Sep 29,2012 5:23 pm

    So, with the **gels-R**gers game being postponed, the A’s are 2.5 games out of first and lead the race for the second wildcard spot by 2.5 games.

    If the A’s win tomorrow, then they will be:
    1. Two games out of 1st and with a 3 game lead in the WC.
    2. Three games out of first, but having had clinched playoff spot.
    3. One game out of first and 2.5 games ahead in the WC.

    • dmoas Sep 29,2012 5:52 pm || Up

      I want #3. But it would be one game out and 2 up in the WC.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 29,2012 5:54 pm || Up

      Picturing this time tomorrow is making me very happy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • the llama Sep 29,2012 11:26 pm || Up

        Pity though, that a playoff clinch could only happen in the evening, after the fans have left the park.

        • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:38 pm || Up

          I don’t want it to.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • the llama Sep 29,2012 11:43 pm || Up

            Kinda feels like they need to clinch on a walkoff.

            • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:49 pm || Up

              Yeah, I had forgotten about walkoffs in the 7th 8th and 9th today. I was resigned to losing.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • JamesV Sep 30,2012 8:31 am || Up

                Shame on you.

                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 8:35 am || Up

                  in my defense, I was in the same spot I was last Saturday, at crissy field playing with the kids with one earbud in. Last saturday I almost threw my phone over the gg bridge in the one thing that had the one thing after the three awesome things

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Kylianna Sep 30,2012 12:25 am || Up

            Agreed.

        • dmoas Sep 30,2012 4:06 am || Up

          I want to clinch on the field in Oakland with the Rangers sitting there aghast wondering how the fk they lost the division.

          • Kylianna Sep 30,2012 9:15 am || Up

            I share this dream.

            • aardvark Sep 30,2012 9:56 am || Up

              Lets see…A’s win today, Angels win both games-A’s magic number is 2, Rangers lead drops to 1 game.
              A’s win tomorrow, Angels lose. A’s clinch at least a WC spot and move into a tie with the rangers.
              A’s win Tuesday, guarantee at least a tie with the Rangers.
              A’s win Wednesday, knock the Ranger off in the division.

              • lynnzgal Sep 30,2012 10:00 am || Up

                I am thankful that you have worked this out, because my little brain could not do it.

                • MikeV Sep 30,2012 10:00 am || Up

                  I’ll make it easy:

                  WIN. ALL. THE. GAMES.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • aardvark Sep 30,2012 10:14 am || Up

                  It’s weird to be rooting for the Angels today. It feels like we should be rooting for the outcome that guarantees the A’s a spot in the playoffs, but winning the division would be awesome, and it avoids the crap shoot of a 1 game series.

                • lynnzgal Sep 30,2012 10:16 am || Up

                  And I am all for that!

                • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 10:22 am || Up

                  Angels winning out seems like long odds. they have Hernandez and Iwakuma in the seattle series, plus coming off a double header today.

                  wilson v Felix
                  Haren v Iwakuma
                  Weaver v Bevan

                  So win today, let the chios fall where they may.

                  ONe thing I do not like, although have not cared in prior years, is that the winner of the west will celebrate at Oaklnad. I would like it to be after either the the top of the 9th or a walk off

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. bear88 Sep 29,2012 5:30 pm

    Remind me, because this might turn out to be relevant.

    Who won the season series between the Yankees and the A’s?

    • lenscrafters Sep 29,2012 5:34 pm || Up

      Tied 5-5

      • bear88 Sep 29,2012 6:00 pm || Up

        Who wins the tiebreaker and gets the home Wild Card game, in that case?

        • lenscrafters Sep 29,2012 6:09 pm || Up

          If no other team is involved, the A’s do because they have a better record against the East than the Yankees do against the West.

          I think.

          • dmoas Sep 29,2012 6:34 pm || Up

            The second tie-breaker is Intradivision record and ours is better.

            • gonealookin Sep 29,2012 6:47 pm || Up

              Yes, for the tiebreaker between the A’s and Yankees to come into effect the A’s would have to gain one game on the Yankees over the next four, and since all of both teams’ games are intradivision that would necessarily give the A’s the tiebreaker.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  74. lenscrafters Sep 29,2012 5:34 pm

    90. Win. Team.

    • lynnzgal Sep 29,2012 5:36 pm || Up

      Right? Who’d a thunk it?

      • SPWC Sep 29,2012 5:38 pm || Up

        The Reverend Billy Lard, although the year was fuzzy.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  75. bear88 Sep 29,2012 6:02 pm

    They’ll disappoint us in the end, but the Red Sox have tied the Orioles, 3-3, through 6 innings in Baltimore.

    • SPWC Sep 29,2012 6:03 pm || Up

      This is good news.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • bear88 Sep 29,2012 7:18 pm || Up

        Yeah, well, they disappointed us in the end.

  76. gonealookin Sep 29,2012 6:17 pm

    You guys definitely got the right East Bay game. The final score was announced to cheers from the remaining few at rapidly-emptying Memorial Stadium (and indifference from the circling seagulls who were pooping on the rotting carcass of Jeff Tedford).

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • mother pucker Sep 29,2012 6:42 pm || Up

      Yeah, I kinda figured this was gonna happen. I also am expecting the same next week. After Nevada and the less than impressive showing against So Utah, I felt 4 was their ceiling, and right now it is seriously looking like this may be a 2 win team.

      So fucking bad!

      • gonealookin Sep 29,2012 6:54 pm || Up

        This was only the second game I’ve seen this season due to the TV problem, Ohio State being the other one. But…the micro problem is that they have a less than mediocre quarterback who does not get much protection. The macro problem was exemplified when said quarterback went off the field chasing one of his linemen and publicly berating him after one of the numerous sacks. That doesn’t happen when a coach has full control of his team and program. I hope the lame duck at least gives next year’s best QB prospect plenty of playing time the rest of the way as a favor to the incoming head coach.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • bear88 Sep 29,2012 7:16 pm || Up

          It’s time for a change.

          At this point, I don’t even feel bad about losing, because it decreases the possibility that the problem can be ignored. The athletic department was invested too much money it doesn’t have to tolerate a lousy product that no one wants to see, led by one of the highest paid state employees.

          Tedford inherited a disaster, turned it around quickly, and has run a clean program. But he hasn’t kept up with the times.

        • mother pucker Sep 29,2012 8:54 pm || Up

          There is just so much wrong, I am not sure where to begin. I mean fundamentally, how does a supposed quarterback guru not develop or find a quality college passer over the course of the previous 8 or so years? Longshore was meh, and more a product of the talent around him; Riley actually regressed; Maynard literally does nothing well. It is just astounding. It is just ridiculous how poorly coached the offense is. When you look at how many ex-Bears are actually in the NFL, then you really have to have question how much of the success has come from coaching versus the players. I have been a pretty big defender of Tedford in the past, figuring that while mediocrity sucks, at least they were bringing in top 20 classes and reach bowls year after year. Suffice to say, they are clearly regressing, and if Klein falters, it is not going to get better any time soon.

          Oh yeah, before I turned it off, it looked like the stadium was maybe 2/3 full? That, above all else, may lead to Teddy’s dismissal. I hope his 5 million dollar home in Blackhawk was paid largely in cash.

          Sorry you had to witness that, I hope the new stadium was at least enjoyable. I will be there for UW game (and Benedict Lopui), and am expecting that to my the only highlight of the evening.

  77. batgirl Sep 29,2012 6:30 pm

    That was glorious. There were about 32 Australians in the ticket line behind us who were excited to see our Australian lads.

    Could there be a better day at the park?!

  78. nobody in particular Sep 29,2012 6:39 pm

    I keep getting a headache trying to figure all the potential Wild Card matchups and what the A’s need to do to win each of the Wild Cards, so I’ve decided that the remedy is that they should just go on a 17-game winning streak that culminates with them sweeping the World Series whilst we all collapse with astounded approval in the stands and ESPN cuts to Derek Jeter to see what he thinks of it all.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  79. Future Ed Sep 29,2012 7:46 pm

    Brandon Moss, I think about 2 weeks ago I stopped thinking what I thought about you. Now you are OK.

    PLease change you walk up music though

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • DFA Sep 29,2012 8:16 pm || Up

      Yeah its horrible walk up music.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  80. andeux Sep 29,2012 10:18 pm

    That was fun.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 29,2012 11:39 pm || Up

      nice seats. Did you see lew jump up at the donaldson and moss HRs?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Sep 30,2012 10:10 am || Up

        I was too busy with my own jumping up to notice. But I did see someone giving him five over the railing shortly after the Donaldson one. I also noticed that his famous blue shirt has an A’s logo on it. Odd.

        TINSTAAFK
  81. the llama Sep 29,2012 11:21 pm

    Few things:
    1. mrs llama is totes into baseball right now!
    2. “They haven’t run out miracles yet!” –> Korach is awesome.
    3. Like a Moss.
    4. Crisp is at 2.7 WAR, which I never would have guessed.
    5. JD is having himself one hell of a injury callup.
    6. We’re gonna be in Section 318 tomorrow – after today’s insane game, both papa llama and mrs llama suggested we go to the game, and who am I to say no?

    • aardvark Sep 30,2012 10:04 am || Up

      On #3:
      Commit an error
      Like a MOSS
      Drive in Cespedes
      Like a MOSS
      Smash a Double
      Like a MOSS
      Snag a line drive
      Like a MOSS
      Hit a walk off
      Like a MOSS

      • SPWC Sep 30,2012 10:08 am || Up

        FKing awesome.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • DFA Sep 30,2012 11:39 am || Up

        hella winz

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • the llama Sep 30,2012 10:09 am || Up

      Edit: Crisp is up to 2.9 WAR after yesterday’s game. Josh Donaldson is hitting .298/.365/.516 since taking over for Inge. Even Stephen Drew has turned it on, with a 107 OPS+ since the trade.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2012 10:13 am || Up

        pennington too. He is no longer useless

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • the llama Sep 30,2012 10:18 am || Up

          Yes; he’s at a cromulent .262/.319/.389 since coming back on Aug 8.

          • DFA Sep 30,2012 11:40 am || Up

            I love the word cromulent

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2012 11:50 am || Up

              It embiggens our lives.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • ptbnl Sep 30,2012 11:56 am || Up

                It is worthy of heartfelt contrafribularities.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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