Like trying to catch catfish barehanded: DLD 072709 65
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A Herzog film waiting to happen
Well, that pretty much settles that.
Rickey’s HOF induction speech, parts one and two.
I laughed, I cried, it was better than Catfish.
Krugman really is a blogger!
The previous post is pretty good too.
I heartily endorse this. Heck, send ’em DFA and Not-Corey.
“One reporter wondered” eh? Solid newsmaking.
This seems Rickeyish:
FK has its first rule.
I think that would be the fourth FK rule. The first two are the obligatory Fight Club reference, and the third is be careful about picking up embedded code when C&Ping copy from sfgate (I noticed it doing that when I tried earlier).
Not talking about Fight Club is a great rule in every context besides “Things That Suck” conferences.
How’s that working out for you, being clever?
I’ve fed the script into my Ferrel-blocker firefox ad-on, so I am unable to read this comment.
I actually don’t mind. If SF Gate wants that there, I figure it’s their content and it doesn’t cost me a thing.
Now that’s a snarky headline!
Whee…
Gentlemen, start your false-moral-equivalency sensors.
Chuck Todd: the Dayton Moore of non-sports reporting
Not a fair fight.
Oh, great
OK, without reading it, I’m guessing … my Rajai Davis, Starting First Baseman! prediction is coming true.
Ha! Not too far off — and it could still happen (emphasis mine):
Also: apparently nukes aren’t off the table.
Uh… Everidge? Where/when did he come from?
I think Everidge is the Archie Gilbert of the Rivercats.
Next year, Archie Gilbert might be the Archie Gilbert of the Rivercats…
oh how I hope so–the value of my bobblehead will skyrocket.
mikeA, I know you don’t ever visit ESPN.com, so I wanted to alert you to some crack analysis being done over there.
Please read “Moneyball re-evaluated” and/or the essay concerning legacy damage of the collateral variety, and report back with your thoughts.
I think his Ferrel-blocker also filters out espn content.
Wait, I’m confused.
Beane’s office is in the BART station?
Shipping container in the BART parking lot.
You left out the rest of the sentence:
“…Beane is wearing the same pants he wore the day before.”
Like an old married couple, Billy is adopting the habits of Lew Wolff.
Wouldn’t “adopting the habits” mean Billy was wearing the same pants Lew wore the day before?
That would explain the man-pris …
I skimmed it earlier. A lot of it is about on base percentage and whether it is good or bad. Some scout says bad. Jim Rice doesn’t like it either. The article writer dude said:
Honest mistake maybe.
Then later:
Man, Beane really is a genius. He’s covered every base!
Thesis: This OBP fetish has gone too far.
Supporting evidence: The A’s have a lot of bad hitters.
1. He forgot Ellis, .219; Garciaparra, .247; Barton, .147.
2. Questionable, the decision to unironically quote a scout asserting that Matt Holliday “can’t hit”.
3. I thought Cabrera was the sort of guy who will get a hit when you need it and just knows how to win. Doesn’t this dude know he held a team meeting that sparked a one game winning streak? Very confusing. Maybe now that his batting average is up near .280, he’ll be reinstated into the Gamer Pantheon.
But their OBP’s aren’t high. The A’s are the fourth worst team in the AL in OBP. If the A’s 2009 roster is an indictment of anything, it’s an indictment of fielding an offense that sucks. Which isn’t exactly Pulitzer material.
But… but… but… (sputters)
I don’t think mid-80s is a typo. I think that’s a reference to Bill James.
You don’t understand.
Beane’s OBP obsession set him down a path to self-destruction (collateral damage: legacy).
He collects low BA players who walk, low BA players who don’t walk, low BA players who used to walk but don’t anymore, players who used to have high BA’s and high OBP’s but got old and can no longer muster either one, and players who actually are good but since that doesn’t support the argument we’ll just say they suck too. Anyway, none of them can hit, which is why this OBP bullshit doesn’t work for anyone, except the Red Sox and the Yankees and the Rays and the Dodgers and the Phillies and the Angels (no kidding, 2nd in the AL – in SciosciaBall, though, you take ball four with a grimace).
There actually seems to be a narrative that goes something like this:
Sure, OBP is good, but Beane has gotten players who go to the plate “looking to walk” and those type of players are fundamentally flawed in a way that opposing pitchers can exploit. Variants of this argument include:
1) Claims that players whose production is based on a high BA are somehow better than their stats, and those whose production is patience- and power-heavy are somehow worse than their stats.
2) Claims that players whose production is based on a high BA will keep up their production or continue to get better, while those whose production is patience- or power-heavy will regress because pitchers will figure them out.
3) Claims that the large number of shutouts we have suffered through in the last few years are because our hitters are still looking for a walk rather than looking for a hit with men on.
4) Assertions that pretty much every hitter on the team falls into this category, even ones who rarely walk and don’t hit for much power.
And there’s no need to provide any actual evidence for these things, because they’re obvious to anyone who watches the games.
There, I think I just summed up pretty much every post by **** on ** over the last 3 years or so.
You forgot about their locus of control.
Okay, Trevor…
Un-fucking-believable. I am NOT a Patterson fan.
WTF happened?
Patterson was running, Kennedy popped out, Patterson made it back to first, but unfortunately had slid PAST 2nd base and neglected to touch 2nd base on his way back to 1st base.
Hard to blame him for that…
For not touching second on his way back to first? Pretty easy, really — mental error.
WTF
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In terms of expected runs, a lead-off triple is almost indistinguishable from a lead-off homer.
I thought you were an A’s fan.
We can strand runners at third like nobody’s business.
Ergo, the A’s must (almost) never hit lead-off triples
Scott Hairston: not a true Athletic.
And I, for one, love him for it.
Why are the A’s broadcasters (Korach included) so keen to pigeonhole Eric Patterson? It’s obnoxious.
“He’s not the type of guy who’s going to be successful hitting the ball in the air.”
“He just hasn’t hit at this level.”
Etc. Over and over again, every time he comes to the plate. I can’t watch TV broadcasts when Patterson plays, because Fosse’s contemptuous tut-tutting whenever Patterson fails to hit a ground ball up the middle makes me want to leap through the TV screen and smack him in the forehead (Fosse, not Patterson).
Majors + minors:
Patterson: 2326 AB, 233 XBH
Sweeney: 2894 AB, 185 XBH
Maybe Ryan F***ing Sweeney should stop hitting weak flyballs to left-center, too. I guess we’ll never hear that critique, because he’s not skinny or fast.
Patterson has played in five big league games this year, for crying out loud. It’d be nice if they cut him some of that slack they extend to Crosby and Sweeney and Barton and, well, every single other player on the team.
We’re not selling white sheets here.
I don’t particularly enjoy listening to them fellate Red Sox fans either.
aon, the SJ Giants do an 8th-inning “Sweet Caroline” thing. Blech.
Following Gavin Newsom and John Legend?
… and Sarah Palin
What? Nuh-uh…
Not to mention Oprah and MC Hammer.
Nico is an odd cookie (assuming he’s the one in charge of this).
Hammer I can understand… at least there’s an A’s connection. World Economic Forum and Sarah Brown?
I love when a commentator tells it like it is (“incoherent”) and supports their assertion with what appear to be strong arguments.
Why can’t they all do it this way?
Your agreement with someone with whom Sarah Palin disagrees clearly demonstrates that you don’t support our troops.
Speaking of… could it possibly be that Douthat is taking baby steps towards intellectual honesty?
I don’t particularly enjoy flogging his columns, but his thesis seems to be: 1) the war was a mistake; 2) the surge was helpful; 3) as we withdraw we need to keep an eye on things. Kristol, for example, would never have written this column.