The A’s look great…it’s a three day weekend…football is back…life is good…lounge away if you wish.
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The A’s look great…it’s a three day weekend…football is back…life is good…lounge away if you wish.
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This lounge has been Groove Approved for the Labor Day Weekend.
yeah, but what about the Mothership and the Giant Nose?
We’ll fuck them up with the Bop Gun.
I will not dance. YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME DANCE!
BRING ME SIR NOSE. HE WILL NO LONGER BE DEVOID OF FUNK.
my jaw hurts from laughing so much tonight!
♥
Well, I’m here now so the laughing stuff is over for the night.
liar
pfft…I only lie when I’m trying to get laid…or when I’m keeping score while playing golf….or when I’m setting up a pyramid scheme….or on days that end in Y.
love you, too.
To know me on an A’s related blog is to love me.
Free your mind and Bloom’s ass will follow.
I like my ass. It’s my tits I don’t like.
Mike loves the titties.
This is truth.
Thanks, and go As.
Own the mantits, baby!
I’m paying good money to grow those!
On a tangent, have you seen this blog?
I’m heading up to the magical land of Kansas City tomorrow morning. Miss Hawaii left for there this evening so me and the little one are taking our first dad/daughter road trip….I hope she holds up her end on sharing the driving.
Wave when you drive by my town!
I’m going to…Kansas City…
Kansas City…here I come.
Orgy in KC? And I wasn’t invited? Bitches.
If you promise to bring bbq sauce you’re in.
SWEET!
A bronze Uecker has come into existence.
Can the day get any better?!
Is there one of Cody Ross too?
I’m suspicious of his hands in his pockets.
He’s probably playing pocket pool….and that ball is juuust a bit outside.
K-A-R-S CARS FOR KIDS….
That’s not teaching the kids how to spell cars.
i can’t stop singing that stupid song.
Never heard of it….I’m too busy listening to your favorite, Steve Winwood.
stop that!
I’m back in the high life…again.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just roll with it….baby.
i am covering my ears now.
heh…my work here is done.
You’re the same boy you used to be.
No matter the name….and that song made my Top 10 list in the last lounge….the first love letter I gave to a girl I stole part of the chorus.
That ad makes me want to shoot my radio. With a 200mm artillery piece.
i was singing “donate your cat today” and it made G sad.
DONATE YOUR CAT TODAY?
WTF?
That’s disgustingly awfully the funniest thing yet today!
I gotta go get a FKing ice pack for my cratered gums.
and I LOVE MY KITTY!!!
I LOVE MY KITTY TOO!!!
too bad the cats can’t come in with us do to her allergy :(
that sucks. :( G is highly allergic, too, but i worked around that.
I love pussy….cats. As far as the other cat…she’s fine.
Doesn’t work, because the T is on the 8 key on the phone. You can however have Jars for Kids.
Just got drunk at a wine bar in SJ that was showing the A’s game (probably because it was a Red Sox game — but all the sweeter). That was AWESOME.
WELCOME DRUNKEN FRIEND!!!
The weirdest part was when I ordered a sherry, because that was my flight examiner’s name.
My wife was quick to point out that the examiner’s last name is diamond.
lol
slick
Sherry Diamond. Nice name.
Porn star?
Sounds wonderful!
Oh, it was! I looked up and saw Kottaras’ HR because OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BAR WERE CHEERING. This has been extremely rare over the last few years!
Sweet, do you find many people having interest in the A’s moving there?
There’s quite a few A’s fans down here, but we’re definitely outnumbered by Giants fans. It’s better than the peninsula. As for a possible move, no one I’ve talked to ever brings it up, other than conjecture as to whether a move to SJ might happen. SJ’s a good sports town, based on Sharks and SJ Giants, so I’m sure they’d be supported. But I grew up east bay, loving the Oakland A’s. This whole limbo situation is really just awkward, and most fans I’ve talked to truly just want the team to prosper and be good.
I think thats what every fan wants in their heart of hearts.
Been meaning to make a Sharks game one day, the train goes RIGHT there!
LET’S DO THAT!!!
Its loads of fun riding the upper deck w/ friends and a six pack of pale.
Somehow trains feel more like traveling than planes, more honest somehow, get a better sense of the landscape, if you’re lucky you also see places the roads don’t go.
i am ready.
Can I come too?
I’m in!
Did you have a designated pilot to fly home?
Since I’m doing the dressing tomorrow it might be time to break out the Raiders little princess clothes….got to get her hooked now.
“the DRESSING! they want you to do the DRESSING!”
I think this is the first time I’ve gotten to pick out her clothes for the day…might be my last time too….we’ll see how it goes.
I’m suddenly into subversive K-Pop.
My kids showed me this recently. Odd.
Have you seen the analysis?
Yeah, when I first saw the video my thought was: “That was a FKing weird video. I kinda like it.” Having read it, I get a bit more about the background and I like it even more.
Thanks, that was great!
I do a picks contest with friends and family where we pick the games each week in the NFL and also do preseason picks and my Dad picked the Raiders to go to the Super Bowl….my first question was whether or not he knew Stabler was retired my second question was if he had another stroke?
My leftfield Super Bowl matchup pick = 49ers-Bills
My more normal preseason guess = Panthers-Broncos
i hate this.
Me too. Bronco wins make baby Jesus cry.
The Broncos must go down and they must go down hard.
I’m okay if they suck cock as long as they win.
Every game they lose, Peyton Manning’s forehead grows THAT MUCH BIGGER!
So do Elway’s teeth!
I will never root for those bastards to win at anything.
Falcons vs Ravens for me.
i hate that, too.
Well, at least you won’t have to see Eli kill your boys again with these games.
I can’t pick the NFC because I get too caught up wondering whether jinxes stop on even or odd numbers.
Wait, am I supposed to bring food tomorrow?
i have tomatoes. and maybe if you are all nice i’ll bring some kind of pickled things.
PICKLES!!!
Is there a list of who’s bringing what anywhere?
i don’t think so!
Remind me, I want to talk to you about vegetable gardens sometime.
Me too! I’m going to bring some pickled beets. Should I bring some tomatoes too? We can trade.
Or hookers.
I bet they won’t card you.
So what is everyone doing with their weekend? Like I said we’ll be with friends up in KC…eating and then some eating followed by some eating.
we are having a party in honor of you and jennifer tomorrow!
FK YES! But now I has a sad.
me too. :(
I always say the best parties in my honor are the ones I’m not actually at….it’s more fun for everyone else that way….Lisa is up in KC so she can get started on the whole pig we’re roasting….so not a vegan party for us.
I’d love to be hanging with the FKers but my wife’s cousin’s getting married tomorrow.
Sunday if I wake up feeling good, I’m going to go play a poker tournament.
Enjoy the wedding, Kay and good luck in the tournament if you play…you’re the best.
i think i am hungry. what is for dinner?
If you were here, it would be stir-fry vegetables with tangy beef, served over a bed of spinach, quinoa, and sweet chili sauce.
that sounds so good and i want it. but i generally don’t eat cows. :( :( :(
I have tofu too.
i don’t care for that!
Leftover chicken it is!
okay! yes!!!!
I don’t know when I’ll see you again, Bloom so….I hope life is treating you well and no matter which A’s blog we’re on it’s always better when you’re around.
Nighty-night, loungerinos.
Schadenlinks!
maybe the eyeore taglines should be disabled until this ends. or maybe not; they’ve served us well thusfar.
I’m still waiting to see your genius tagline about sheets….it was a hell of a lot funnier than any of the ones I’ve read tonight.
i saw it today and it cracked me up
I love it….it still makes me giggle when I think about it.
i’m giggling right now!
11:11
11:22
it IS!!!
pfft….(insert something odd here)….not sure if that helps?
are we playing madlibs? ;)
Bedlibs
HEARTS.
⤠♡ ♥
and remember kids if you see VORP and FIP drinking too much this weekend be cautious as they’re mean drunks.
with a taste for the bathtub crank, to boot.
I think that the most amazing thing about tonight was that we scored 20 runs and it was still played in about the same time as a game were many fewer runs are scored…
Yeah, they were super efficient with their slaughter.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCarthy moves pretty quick, most of the game was the 6th to 8th inning!
That was from the time-space acceleration caused when Moss’s HR into 201 re-entered the atmosphere after circling the Earth the third time, causing the loss of 37 minutes 12 seconds.
Someone asked…sirbed are you dead sexy or a preppy bastard?….I said they should probably ask all my satisfied customers.
i’m satisfied.
Billions and billions served.
heh.
I’d like to say thank you to Bed for unfreezing my head for a bit….man, Ted Williams just won’t shut up about fishing in our freezer tank.
Okay all I need now is a polo shirt, some Perrier water and Christina Hendricks.
At least when I wake up from the deep freeze I can count on the A’s being bad, Clint Eastwood being cool and them never making a Bourne movie without Matt Damon.
I just found out that sheets are important for happiness in sleeping.
goddamn. this really makes me laugh.
I think I’m going to go off to sleep now…
Life is good and thank you all for being yourselves.
Time to move on, time to get going, what lies ahead I have no way of knowing but under my feet, baby the grass is growing so it’s time to move on it’s time to get going.
pfft….bye and by the way mom likes me more….she shot you 3 times and she only fired at me twice.
i have to get up in 7 hours and 20 minutes. 19.
I’ll be waking up whenever my little girl alarm clock decides to go off.
i have to be in PRIME FORM!!!
I’ve been lucky to get 5 these days…
Hopefully you have clothes that fit.
It’s been fun….
love you, beddy. sleep well and wake.
Nights
i love you all and i’m going to bed. i will see you after ritual tomorrow!
Sweet dreams!
ALSO, SOMEONE, PLEASE FIX THE SPELLING ON THE SHEETS TAGLINE.
thank you and sleep well.
Fixed. Don’t understand it, but I fixed it.