March ← 2010 ← FREE KRAUT!

They even had it on…the news? Grill fer the 31st: Going out a lamb 182

I get the majority of my news from you guys.  But I started thinking what it would be like to not have you guys.  I’d have to rely upon my home page, which is Yahoo, because that’s where my email is.  I dunno about you, but the information gathering involved at Google frightens me, though ...

Find that pervert! 87

FAILorina Welcome to the club of states who don’t turn their back on the sick and the poor iFSU, The Villages aren’t happy with you, sir Can someone show me in the bible where Jesus was unjustly accused of covering up systematic pedophilia? Ick. Time for me to start using this. Oh yeah? But who ...

Stadium Commision: A’s to San Jose (Unconfirmed) 13

Zennie Abraham: According to a source Monday evening, Major League Baseball (MLB) is set to report that their MLB Baseball Stadium Commission formed to evaluate the Oakland A’s stadium situation is going to recommend to MLB Commissioner Bud Selig that the Oakland A’s move to San Jose.

Semi-daily Grill Dump 29 March 2010 192

1. Creepiest kids books: 2. Can the mandate be enforced? The penalty is assessed through the Code and accounted for as an additional amount of Federal tax owed. However, it is not subject to the enforcement provisions of subtitle F of the Code. The use of liens and seizures otherwise authorized for collection of taxes ...

A’s sign Gaudin 10

slusser: Assistant general manager David Forst emphasized that the A’s did not sign Chad Gaudin to a big-league deal this afternoon because of Michael Wuertz’s shoulder injury – he said the team has been looking to add bullpen depth all spring, ala Edwar Ramirez, Jason Jennings and now Gaudin. Or is it Assistant to the ...

Christ, what a nosocomial 20

Wait, what? We have not been apprised of this detail before, have we? Braden has battled nerve problems in that foot since treatment for a rash went wrong last season and a nerve was accidentally severed during a biopsy. Then, of course, there’s this: Asked if he’d been given antibiotics, Braden shrugged and said no. ...

Wherein JediLeroy elaborates on language in the year 4000: Gri … Screw it, DL-fing-D, 3.25.2010 248

[It’s long so here’s a key: 1. Disco, 2. British TV, 3. Whale sushi, 4. Manly vegans, 5. LB To Do List, 6. Shock collars, 7. Mitt Romney, 8. Languages, art] 1. I had this song in my head all day yesterday: It was a strange experience. I think I might have even bobbed my ...

The Grill March 24 2010 145

FREE KONE! 109

It’s Free Cone Day I respect Zimmern, but the swirl is too much for me. I’m a chunk man, not a swirl man. And when I do indulge in a swirl, I prefer it to be chunk-free. Rancho Gordo moving into a perm spot inside the Ferry Building? Cool beans. This is a big fucking ...

3/22/10: We Got This 200

Balloon Juice has earned a lot of Nevermoor Points(tm) recently. In the sports world, Mauer has earned a lot of bank account points recently. Hank Greenberg (probably) lost a lot of home run points a long time ago. Tango has earned a lot of credibility points recently. Slusser has trolled for a lot of unicorn ...