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Game 78: at the Metropolitan Baseball Club 212

Jun

25

2014

A’s already up 2-0 on a Moss homer; Dolla Dolla Mills on the mound. Cheeseboard pizza will be warming in the oven sometime in the next hour. Joe West behind the plate. JOE SMASH!

Game 29: at Boston 107

May

2

2014

AJ Pierzynski plays for Boston now? Good, lets me consolidate and focus my hatred.

I thought it was a free parking spot, but it was actually a Geo Metro. Is the old or new span more likely to fall down in an earthquake? Mark Ellis would make an excellent second base upgrade. Remember when we were trying to figure out whether we should keep Brandon Allen or Kila Ka’aihue ...

Grill/Filk/Lounge: Not a good year for Rosales 172

May

29

2013

With apologies to George Jones: I can hardly bear the sight of high socks in the infield when he plays Battin’ cold out in the eight spot, but he’s the only thing that we’ve got At shortstop Oh we thought a cup of coffee while Jed Lowrie was hungover from some drinks But it turned ...

Bring on the Major Leagues Grill! 439

Apr

1

2013

It’s opening day, Bring on the Major Leagues!

Tuesday with a sick kid grill 146

Nov

20

2012

Dammit, it’s in our house now. Oh well, guess we’ll have to break out the circuit set.

The Pictures Only Lounge 181

Sep

23

2012

The Setup Man – dedicated to Jerry Blevins 48

Sep

11

2012

Well I get up in the seventh, yeah, And I’m done with work in the ninth I got no time for warming, yeah I’m pitching all the time They say I can’t pitch the ninth But pitch the eighth they say I can I guess that’s why they call me They call me the setup ...

A’s got lucky lounge 50

Sep

2

2012

A’s swept the Red Sox by winning all three games this weekend. But the A’s got lucky; going by the runs scored (33) and runs allowed (5), the A’s record should have been 2.9-0.1. Actually, 2.93-0.07. The Red Sox got less than tenth of a win. At this rate, we’d sweep them from now until ...

The BFF mojo lounge 247

Aug

14

2012

This team needs some Reddick/Cespedes BFF mojo